Chapter 117: People have words, but corpses have corpses!
Chapter 117 People have words, ghosts have ghost words, and corpses have corpse words!
Just after Ah Hao and Zhu Zhu escaped, Ye Xiang and Master Lin happened to come to this place. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing the zombie appear there, Master Lin frowned and said solemnly: "Fellow Daoist, I didn't expect this zombie to appear during the day, I really don't know what it is." ”
Ye Xiang also said helplessly: "Yes, this zombie can appear during the day, it seems that he is not afraid of the sun, and he really can't be treated with common sense!"
Master Lin looked at the zombie and thought for a while, and said, "Fellow Daoist, I'll try him and see what he's all about." ”
As he spoke, he took out his peachwood bow from behind his back, drew a few peachwood arrows, and shot at the zombie with a "whoosh".
A trembling sound hit the tree next to the zombie, and the tail of the arrow still trembled for a while.
And when Master Lin saw the peachwood arrow, the zombie who had already disguised himself as a middle arrow stumbled over and fell in front of Nintendo.
Seeing those arrows, Nintendo remembered the two stinky Taoist priests he met last night, and was naturally very angry, pulling out the arrows on the zombies that Master Lin was dressed up and breaking them fiercely.
At first, Master Lin was startled, thinking that it was a zombie who recognized him, and he couldn't help but be surprised, but then he saw that his angry expression came from behind those arrows before he let out.
Zombie Nintendo leaned over and helped Master Lin up, sniffed him and suddenly burst out of his mouth a sentence like a foreign language: "#@%&......." ”
Ye Xiang, who couldn't understand the language he couldn't understand when he heard this, couldn't help but be speechless, there was really the so-called zombie language.
But Master Lin's zombie words are not bad, the two of them chatted like in the movie, Ye Xiang looked at Master Lin chatting with Nintendo, and unconsciously wanted to learn zombie words, which is also a foreign language!
The conversation goes something like this.
The zombie first asked Master Lin, "Why don't you smell of corpses?"
Master Lin rolled his eyes, then thought of the wording, and said, "I just died a few days ago, so there is no smell of corpses." ”
Zombie Nintendo suddenly realized, "Oh, where are you going?"
Master Lin said: "Renjiazhen." Nintendo nodded and said, "Me too, let's go together." ”
Looking at Master Lin chatting with zombies, Ye Xiang almost burst out laughing.
This zombie really believes that a person who has just died has become a zombie, and can come out of the sun again, this IQ is estimated to be impossible to even reach the IQ of a five-year-old child!
In this way, one person, one corpse, one after another, he thought about Renjiazhen and jumped away, but Master Lin began to make small movements behind him, only to see Master Lin take out a command flag from his arms, pinch his fingers and recite his own spell, and then threw it towards the zombie Nintendo, only to see that the flags were accurately pierced on his body.
However, Nintendo didn't react, didn't even feel it, and continued to jump forward.
When he came to Master Lin's side, he looked around suspiciously, and after finding that there was nothing, he urged, "Hurry up." ”
After a while, Master Lin shook out two copper coins from his sleeve, looked at the angle, and threw them at the trunk, the copper coins rebounded, and flew towards the zombie, but the zombie was not afraid, and bit the copper coin with his mouth, but it had no effect.
Master Lin saw that there was no effect, so he put a charm on his head, pretending to be careless, and pasted the charm on his head on the zombie's head, before Master Lin did it, the zombie ripped off the charm by himself, and held the charm to Master Lin in confusion, Master Lin pretended to be afraid of this charm, the zombie spit out the copper coin, stuffed the charm into his mouth, and ate it, Master Lin exclaimed in his heart: 'Even the thunder and lightning rune has been eaten', the zombie ate the charm, looked around, and saw that there was no one, so he pulled Master Lin up and said: " Don't be afraid, I'll protect you from behind. ”
Master Lin nodded and jumped forward.
The zombie looked around again, saw that there was nothing unusual, and then moved on.
Thunder and lightning runes, high-level charms handed down from the Maoshan faction, each spell contains a strong power of thunder and lightning, but now it has no effect on this zombie, which shows how powerful this zombie is.
Master Lin was not discouraged, he used the five elements of yin and yang and the integration of gossip, but it didn't work, and then he used the money sword, but the money sword was all scattered.
Master Lin said in his heart: 'He is not afraid of anything. ’
Thinking of this, he stepped forward and put on the zombie's words: "You are so powerful, you are not afraid of anything, so what are you afraid of." ”
The zombie patted his chest proudly and said, "I've had an injection, I'm jumping in front, you don't have to be afraid of anything." ”
Sure enough, as in the plot, Master Lin has been entangled with zombies for so long, he has some urgency to pee, and he pees by the river, and the zombie sees that Master Lin can pee, and knows that he has been tricked, so he pounces on Master Lin, and Master Lin just lifts his pants, and sees the zombie pounce on him, waking up like a dream: "Oh no, zombies won't pee." ”
With that, he jumped into the river and swam desperately until he couldn't see the zombies for a long time, and then he climbed ashore.
Ye Xiang waited for Master Lin to come up from the river, and then asked curiously, "Brother Dao, do you still talk zombies?"
Master Lin said with a smile: "This is all handed down from Maoshan, after all, our Maoshan is born in ghost hunting, so sometimes we still have to learn ghost talk." ”
"Isn't ghost talk different from corpse talk?" Ye Xiang asked.
Master Lin shook his head and said: "It's different, after people die, Sanqi doesn't speak, Wuqi talks nonsense, and after Ninety-seven, he talks about corpses, people talk, ghosts have ghosts, corpses have corpses, this is all different." ”
I didn't expect there to be so many sayings in this, Ye Xiang thought in his heart.
Ye Xiang nodded, he understood, and then asked, "What did that Dao brother just say to that zombie?"
"I just talked to that zombie for a while, he went to Renjia Town. Master Lin said.
"Ren Jiazhen?" Ye Xiang thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go to Ren Jiazhen first to check the real annoyance of this zombie, maybe some information about him before his death can make us have a way to eliminate him." ”
Master Lin nodded approvingly and said, "Daoyou is right, let's go to Renjia Town to have a look first." ”
As he spoke, he remembered another thing, and his face became gloomy.
"Brother Dao, what's wrong?is something wrong?" Ye Xiang saw that Master Lin's face was not good, and hurriedly asked.
Master Lin said with a very bad face: "Daoyou don't know, I just communicated with this zombie, this zombie must be changed by the walking corpse driven by the corpse chaser, and in this area, only my senior brother has taken over the business recently, presumably his customer has a problem, this numbness is really not enough to succeed and more than to lose, I must teach him a good lesson when I see him!"
Ye Xiang pretended to be very puzzled when he heard this, and asked, "Ma Ma Di?" (To be continued.) )