Chapter 1170: Brain teaser
"Mr. Song, just by my sword, how can I conclude that I am from outside the territory?"
Fu Junwu didn't want to reveal her identity now, so after hearing Song Lu's words, she didn't answer directly, but asked rhetorically.
"It was Song who was reckless and punished himself. ”
When Song Lu heard this, he smiled apologetically, raised his wine glass, and drank it all in one gulp.
Song Shidao on the side subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Fu Junwu's words.
"I don't know, Miss Fu, have you ever heard of He's Bi?"
Song Lu noticed Song Shidao's expression, shook his head secretly in his heart, changed the topic, and tried Fu Junwu again.
"Mr. Song, don't be tempted anymore, Miss Fu, she is indeed a person from outside the territory, and she is also Fu Cailin's master. ”
When Xiao Xie saw Song Shidao, his face was full of tangled appearance, he couldn't help but speak out, and directly cut off Song Shidao's hope.
When Fu Junwu heard this, Feng glared at Xiao Xie, and snorted a little arrogantly: "Hmph, I want you to talk more!"
Song Shidao was as if he had been struck by lightning, only to feel dizzy for a while, and his whole face became miserable and pale.
Song Lu couldn't help but sigh when he saw Song Shidao's lonely appearance.
However, for Song Shidao, the sooner he knew, the better Fu Junwu's identity.
The so-called long pain is not as good as short pain, otherwise when Song Shidao loves so much that he can't extricate himself, he will be even more sad.
……
"Childe, what is this Heshi Bi?"
Wei Zhenzhen felt that there was some awkward atmosphere, so she hurriedly spoke up and changed the topic.
When Xiao Xie heard this, he drank a glass of wine and said with a smile: "It is said that in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, Bian He, a Chu person, saw a phoenix in Jingshan Mountain, perched on the bluestone, and remembered that 'the phoenix does not fall into the treasure land', so he concluded that there must be treasures in this bluestone."
So he decided to dedicate this piece of stone to King Chu Li, who knew that the jade stonemasons of Chu Court all referred to Bian He as a mortal stone. Bian He was convicted of bullying the king and had his left foot cut off.
King Wu of Chu ascended the throne, and Bian He went to offer treasures again, but he still committed the previous sin and cut off his right foot.
Until the time of King Wen of Chu, Bian He hugged Qingshi and wept bitterly at the foot of Jing Mountain, crying until his tears dried up and shed bloody tears.
King Wen was very surprised, so he ordered someone to cut open the stone, and got a piece of clean and flawless, crystal clear peerless jade, carved into a bi by good workmanship, in order to commemorate Bian He, people called "He's Bi". ”
After listening to Wei Zhenzhen's story, Xiao Xie's narration, Liu Yi's eyebrows frowned slightly, and he couldn't help but ask Xiao Xie: "Gongzi, are you stupid when you say this Bian He? Why didn't he dig up the jade from the bluestone first, and then give it to King Chu Li? In that case, he didn't need to, and his feet were cut off." ”
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Song Lu and them, hearing Wei Zhenzhen's different opinion, couldn't help but be happy, and they were choked by the wine.
Song Lu and them had also heard the story of Bian and Xianyu before. But they just sighed, He Shibi's origin is extraordinary, and they really haven't thought about it, why is Bian He so stupid?
"Hahaha...... Maybe this Bian He's brain won't turn!"
When Xiao Xie heard this, he couldn't help but hug Wei Zhenzhen in his arms and laughed.
"What do you mean that your brain doesn't turn?"
When Fu Junwu heard Xiao Xie's words, she couldn't help but ask curiously.
Not to mention Fu Junwu, even Song Lu and them, for the first time, heard the phrase 'the brain can't turn', they all looked at Xiao Xie with a curious face.
"There is a question called 'brain teaser', which is specially used to test the IQ of others, and people who can't turn their brains mean that they are stupid. ”
Xiao's evil words fell, and in his mind, a mischievous thought suddenly flashed, and he smiled: "Otherwise, I'll make a few brain teasers and test you, how about it?"
"Yes, yes! I'm sure I'll get it right!"
Kou Zhong, who was on the side, heard Xiao Xie's words and hurriedly shouted.
"Then listen up. During the Chinese New Year, if a family wants to kill a pig and a donkey, do you say that he will kill the pig first or the donkey first?"
Xiao Xie glanced at Kou Zhong and them, and chuckled.
"What's the problem? Or ...... Kill the pigs first, right?"
Kou Zhong was slightly stunned when he heard Xiao Xie's words, and then replied with some uncertainty.
"Congratulations...... The donkey thinks so too. ”
"Then I'll kill the donkey first!"
"That's what the pig thinks too. ”
Kou Zhong: "......"
"Hahaha...... Zhong Shao, you are clearly that you have been rectified by Brother Xiao!"
Xu Ziling, who was on the side, couldn't help laughing when he saw Kou Zhong's bitter gourd face.
"Brother Xiao, you are clearly correcting me! No matter which one you choose, it's all wrong! This doesn't count, if you come up with another one, I will definitely be able to answer correctly." ”
When Kou Zhong saw Wei Zhenzhen and them, he covered his mouth and chuckled, and suddenly felt embarrassed, and hurriedly asked Xiao Xie to make another brain teaser so that he would be ashamed.
When Xiao Xie heard this, he coughed lightly and said seriously: "Okay, I will fulfill your wishes, and you all listen to it." There is a hole, and the more you want to open it, the more water will flow, and what kind of hole is it? ”
Kou Zhong had already suffered a loss, so this time, he didn't, rushed to answer, but thought about it carefully.
Song Lu and the others also began to think to themselves, but gradually, their faces became strange.
"Brother Xiao, this mystery is not easy to say in front of everyone, right?"
Kou Zhong glanced at them, Fu Jun and them, a little embarrassed, scratched his head and said.
Liu Jing and Wei Zhenzhen, when they heard Kou Zhong's words, couldn't help but take a sip, secretly saying that Xiao Xie was not serious, and he did this kind of embarrassing question.
Fu Junwu's eyes lit up, and she suddenly shouted: "I know the answer, it's the mouth!"
When Xiao Xie heard this, he was slightly stunned, and then smiled: "Yes, Miss Fu is really smart, and the answer to the mystery is indeed her mouth." ”
This kind of dirty, brainteaser, the more dirty the person, the easier it is to think crookedly.
And a woman like Fu Junwu, who has not experienced the affairs of men and women, is easy to guess the correct answer.
"Huh? I thought ......."
When Kou Zhong heard this answer, his eyes widened suddenly, and he quickly covered his mouth in the middle of his words.
Fu Junwu asked with some curiosity, "What do you think it is?"
"Nothing, nothing ......"
When Kou Zhong heard this, his head shook like a rattle, and he secretly shouted luck in his heart.
It's a good thing he didn't say the answer he thought he had, otherwise wouldn't he be embarrassed to death!
Wei Zhenzhen and them, after hearing this answer, couldn't help but blush, just now they all thought that the other part went.
The corners of Xiao Xie's mouth raised, a wicked smile, and asked, "Xiao Zhongzi, do you want it, guess again?"
"One more, I don't believe it, I can't guess any of them!"
When Kou Zhong heard Xiao Xie's words, he slapped his face, and shouted as if he was unsuccessful.