Chapter 113: Five-Cent Cow Tendon
"You push me, I remember you! www.biquge.info"Brother Tao was limped out of the crowd, scolding and scolding in his mouth, these little deflated people who trembled when they saw him on weekdays are all awesome today, and they just did it to him, and they must find a place in the future."
"Don't ink, everyone is waiting!" "To the left, I saw Brother Tao with his head drooping, and his heart was already happy, making you arrogant, it's great to open an Infiniti, and my brother will still let you eat the puppy's poop.
"Brother Xiang, you don't remember the villain, let me go this time, I will thank you well when I turn around, I have a genuine 3D new film of Mr. Cang here, send you to appreciate!" "Brother Tao has no ability, but his eyes and mouth are still okay, at the beginning, it was because of a pretending sentence, he was slapped in the face at this time, he also let it go, admit it, beg for mercy and not be ashamed, while speaking, he walked to the left side and stuffed the latest 3D version of Mr. Cang's new film that he had been carrying with him into his pocket to the left.
As a fellow practitioner, Xiang Zuo just talked to people and shook hands with people with big white legs, this little hobby was accurately captured by him, and the 30,000 yuan drone was destroyed tonight, and he didn't care about sending out the new film of Mr. Cang, who had just arrived and had not yet covered the heat, and it was better to endure the pain than to eat baba in public.
Brother Tao's action is more obscure, coupled with the effect of light, so that few people can see Brother Tao stuffing things into Xiang Xiang's left pocket, Xiang Zuo's heart is ecstatic, although he is not the kind of crazy or something, but Mr. Cang's blockbuster is a treasure in the hearts of many otaku, with this piece in hand, he will be very temperamental when he bragging to the otaku in the future.
"Oh, well, I could consider letting you go, but... I don't know if they say yes or not!" Xiang Zuo squinted his eyes and pretended to think for a while, and then pointed to the melon-eating crowd present.
Brother Tao just listened to the first half of the sentence, his already dull eyes suddenly brightened, a trace of blood appeared on his slightly pale face, and his little heart began to beat wildly, he was really stunned, and he seemed to be sanctimonious to the left, but he was actually a typical lewd man.
Before I had time to be happy, I was beaten back into the ice hole by the second half of the sentence to the left, and I gave a gift, but I still didn't get rid of the fate of eating poop, I knew that I wouldn't take it out, and I gave it to others for nothing, and I didn't even catch a good one.
I suddenly cut a thousand knives to the left in my heart, Nima, this is too unkind, they all say that they eat people with a soft mouth, take people with short hands, obviously accept my things, and still don't let me go, pretending to be benevolent and righteous, just these melon-eating people who don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement on the scene, I can't wait to let him order to eat this supper.
Okay, I'll bear it, don't let me have the strength to retaliate, otherwise you will all kneel and beg me when the time comes......
"Brother Tao, the puppies have been brought over, what are you still doing in a daze, are you not satisfied with the breed of this dog? Do you want me to find you a Tibetan mastiff!" How did Xiang Zuo know that Brother Tao was distracted because he hated them in his heart at this time, and roared loudly.
Brother Tao looked up, Nima, I don't know how long this is a stray dog that has been wandering, if someone is not looking for it, even if it is placed on the side of the road, people passing by will not think that it is a puppy.
This little dog's hair can be swept away, and its original color has been covered with dirty dirt and dust, and it is licking the poop pulled by a naughty child who doesn't know who.
Disgusting to death, I don't know if there are any germs or something, even if it's dirty, the key is that it's licking the poop at this time, but you can imagine how hungry this puppy usually is, it's not at all the kind of puppies he thought before were all pets at home.
He has been out of the box before, and now the puppies are living more noble than people, and there are people who go out with umbrellas in the summer, and they wear sweaters when they walk in the winter, and when it rains and snows, the owner is still carefully holding it, not to mention eating, the ham sausage that children with poor family conditions can't eat are the worst dog food.
What's more, the dog food is imported from abroad, and the food is all high-quality, although the joke is filtered out, but it is not almost there, pinch the nose, grit the teeth, and stare at it.
But now this puppy is not the kind of noble lady dog he thinks at all, just a stray dog, what kind of good thing can be pulled out? This is the dog that the frenzied Mi San found, the person who is looking for a dog is more than 10,000 times more disgusting than this dog!
"Brother Tao, a dignified seven-foot man, you can't destroy the word integrity!"
"Brother Tao, people on the road pay attention to their words, we respect you so much, you can't lose your identity!"
"Brother Tao, I think that General Han Xin has achieved a lot of wisdom because of the humiliation of his crotch, and now Brother Tao, you eat poop in public, you must be more promising than General Han Xin, think about Han Xin can be a general, how can you Brother Tao be a super big brother!"
Uncle, there are words to praise people, but there has never been such a boast, Han Xin has achieved a lifetime of fame, but the result? Brother Tao is also a cultural person who has read books, and even this kind of words are more disgusting than Baba, Han Xin is still like this, why should I go according to what you say, can I still fall?
"Sneer......"
Really when the onlookers who ate melons told Brother Tao a big reason, this stray dog actually cooperated very well to pull down a puddle of poop, this quality, it was like killing some noble lady dogs for a week.
"Uh....... Ah......h
Brother Tao only glanced at it, and vomited on the spot, this is tens of thousands of times more disgusting than he thought, why was this mouth so cheap in the first place, he couldn't wait to slap himself a few mouths.
"Brother Tao, it's too difficult for you to have so much, so let's ask people to go to the small supermarket next to you to buy you a pack of beef tendons, just make do with this and prove it, don't really eat it, it's not good for your health!" "Okay, Xiang Zuo Zhen Nyima is a good person, at this time, he can still think of a strange way to make a lot of cow tendons, he is really a genius of the whole person."
This special bite and eating a beach sounds like a big difference, but in fact, the nature is not the same, eating a bite and eating a beach are both eating poop.
"Brother Tao, the cow tendon is here, you don't need to give me five cents, send me to contribute!"
Brother Tao almost dripping blood glanced at the goods that sent Niu Ban Teng, and 100,000 grass and mud horses suddenly rushed back and forth from Brother Tao's mind, and said in his heart, as long as there is a chance, I will let you eat a truckload of Niu Ban Teng plus Baba.
In front of everyone's eyes, Brother Tao's face was distorted and stiffer than a cow's tendons, and he couldn't pretend to be forced today, and he was completely slapped in the face.