The joyful roar of the future wife?

Like ambiguous? but only ambiguous with lovers?

March's eyes widened. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There was a hint of surprise in the gentle expression of the regiment leader, Kurolo.

Uchiha Obito silently covered his face.

The audience was dumbfounded.

Sakata Gintoki on the side stage silently covered his face.

Bai Nuohang and Bai Luoqing in the lounge couldn't help but twitch the corners of their mouths slightly.

The two of them subconsciously glanced at each other, and they were completely dumbfounded.

They all came together to ...... The same thought, that is: Dude, do you know what the hell you're talking about? The judges are asking you to introduce yourself, not letting you set off firecrackers here!

You are also Yang Guo on the shore of Daming Lake.

We are also the Mandarin Duck Fairy on the shore of Daming Lake!

Why do you say so slippery!

Don't be afraid to drive too fast...... Does it cause a rollover!?

Your future wife...... Hearing this, will kill you, do you believe it or not?!

Bai Luoqing reacted quickly and snorted coldly: "Phew, stinky rascal." ”

Bai Nuohang nodded, he was on a team with his wife, and he also snorted coldly: "Bah, stinky rascal." ”

Bai Luoqing: "...... Do you repeat the machine?"

Bai Nuohang: "...... Wife, I was wrong. ”

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Backstage on the side of the stage, next to the host, the blonde young man suddenly grinned after hearing the self-introduction of "Sunan", and the haze in his eyes was replaced with a disdainful expression.

His clenched hands loosened.

Love pure friends?

Love pure love?

Love the joyful roar of your future wife more?

Hehe, since you are so dead, you don't need me to do it.

IQ is so low...... I didn't take any medicine when I went out.

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At this time, there was an eerie five-second vacuum pause in the performance hall.

After a while, the head of the group, Kuroro, was the first to come back to his senses, he laughed dryly, looked at Marchi and Uchiha Obito who were still in a daze next to him, and then spoke into the microphone: "Uh...... Very special self-introduction. That, 'Yang Guo' player, can you make a slightly more normal introduction?"

Suddenly, the audience also came back to their senses and whispered.

"Don't make trouble, 'Yang Guo' player!"

"You sang so well just now, I didn't expect it to be an old driver. ”

"Fellow travelers, buddy!"

"Hahahaha, you better introduce yourself honestly, the head of the regiment, Kurolo, has already spoken. ”

"Don't think about driving anymore. ”

on stage.

Sunan shrugged.

Old drivers?

Like-minded?

Who is the same kind of person as you!

Sure enough, this two-dimensional world does not have the bonus of "Rong Mama's Little Black House March" of "Huanzhu Gege" and Rong Mo on the shore of Daming Lake, this stalk is an existence that they can't understand.

Hey, that's a pity.

Thinking of this, Sunan sighed.

Isn't it just a self-introduction?

Can't I introduce myself again?

Sunan's eyes rolled, as if he had thought of something, and spoke again with a smile: "The villain lives on the edge of H City, studies diligently and hard, and his grades are relatively high. ”

"Pity this university, I just want to break out of the sky. ”

"Who knows that this society is too sinister, and I can't move forward if I have no talent. ”

"Fortunately, there is Y Group, and the discerning eye buys the copyright ......"

Sunan said rhythmically, his right hand was still tapping on the sound board of the guitar.

It has a different 'meaning'.

Burst.

"Ahem...... Cough...... cough cough cough cough ......"

As soon as Sunan's words fell, Uchiha Obito, who had just taken a sip of water, squirted out. He quickly picked up the tissue on the table and wiped the corner of his mouth, and looked at the stage.

This...... Dead imps!

It's definitely the goods in southern Jiangsu!

Empty talent can not go forward?

You're sarcastic!

You are the sarcasm of Chiguoguo!

Are you satirizing the Uchiha Group's theft of your idea, the "Nohara Rin" program?!

This pot...... I, Uchiha Group......

Phew, it's me Uchiha who doesn't carry the soil!

Stinky boy, let me tell you, if it weren't for Uchiha Itachi and me, Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Shisui, your "Nohara Rin" program wouldn't have brought you so much income and a little bit of fame at all, and you are actually making fun of me here!

Believe it or not, I'm fighting with you!

I'm, I'm really.

Damn the imp...... Why do you want to hit him so much!

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When the Uchiha Obito complained, the corners of his mouth twitched at Marchi's side.

She suddenly felt ...... At the beginning, I asked "Yang Guo player" to introduce himself...... It was the wrong choice.

This guy ...... You're here to make trouble, right?

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Kurolo smiled gently.

However, if you look closely, you will notice that the skin on the cheekbones on his face has a subtle shaking.

He was trying his best to suppress himself and wanted to interrupt the idea of "Yang Guo" introducing himself.

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Sakata Gintoki's eyes on the side platform are about to fall to the ground.

He looked at Sunan's back, and faintly felt the urge to 'want to kneel for you'.

Dude, you're so good at bragging, why don't you write a book!

I've really wronged your talent!

Study diligently and hard, and get high grades...... I'm sorry, but as your best friend and roommate, please forgive me for not seeing it.

Society is too sinister to make you empty and talented...... I'm sorry, but as a small person who grew up with you from childhood to adulthood, I just think that you have always been a master who will not suffer.

With Y Group, the discerning eye buys the copyright...... I'm sorry, as your most powerful assistant and employee, I really can't bear to debunk it, but in fact, you kept a hand at the beginning, so there was that Y Group and your deal......

Eventually, Gintoki Sakata seemed to have thought of something, and he sighed appointedly.

Dude, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that you are so bragging, why didn't you write a book.

If I'm not mistaken, you seem to have written...... A lot of poems...... It's about to be published.

Also written...... That "Jun Sheng, I was not born"...... It looks like the awards are about to begin.

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The host was backstage on the side of the stage, looking at the screen, and was dumbfounded.

His expression froze, and he suddenly had a feeling that he was beginning to doubt life.

He felt...... The mouth of this No. 17 player...... Why is it more slippery than his professional host!

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Lounge.

Bai Luoqing held her forehead, she didn't want to say anything at all.

This kind of person...... If you are eliminated, you will definitely do it yourself!

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On the stage, Sunan continued to talk about money.

"The villain is strong, his life has to be saved, and the poor good job is wasted. ”

"In order to support his family, he had to sell to the company to make himself cheap. ”

"On the one hand, I make money diligently, and on the other hand, I make software. ”

"Swear to show your talent, with an annual salary of 100,000 yuan, you will be strong-willed!

After Sunan's voice fell, he let out a long sigh of relief and ...... himself Finally, it was all said.

Refreshing!

It's cool!

It's so cool!

I finally have the opportunity to take out a particularly classic passage in Xing Ye's "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" and adapt it!

In the audience, there was a sobbing sound.

"Good...... What an inspirational story. ”

"Back then...... If my boyfriend had been as strong and courageous as he was, we wouldn't have broken up. ”

"It's so pitiful...... Your experience is really ...... It's so touching. ”

"Young man, you have to come on, we will definitely support you!"

"Yes, come on!"

The Uchiha Obito on the rostrum heard these conversations and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

Where's the inspiration?

Inspirational fart!

Where is it touching?

What a touching fart!

Where are the tears, do you say inspirational and touching?

You don't know that the poor person you are talking about is a super luxurious house with a net worth of tens of millions and tens of millions of real estate!

You don't even know the price of the car he drives...... A large part of you can't necessarily buy it with a year's salary!

Director, where did you find such a funny audience?

What about IQ?

What about emotional intelligence?

Are they all offline?

Do you think we're making a funny comedy!?

Big brother, we're recording a show!