(There are two more today, but the number of words in these two more is more than the three more in the past...) Just sauce, so tired... ）

After reviewing more than 400 resumes, Hao Yun found that the time had reached the second half of the night, and to be honest, it was really boring to review resumes - everyone's resumes were the same, the difference was only in the name and major, and the rest was nothing more than contact information, internship experience and awards. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

These things are all false, of course Hao Yun, who has gone to college, knows that the certificate can only prove how good your studies are, no matter which university you are in, no matter what kind of honorary certificate you want to obtain, academic performance is an insurmountable threshold (Lao Yang is this kind of person, I didn't get an honorary certificate in four years of college... OTZ...)。

This cookie-cutter resume does not make Hao Yun's eyes shine at all, the only thing that can make Hao Yun feel a little interesting is that there is a boy who participated in cross talk performances in school and won awards in the province, although it is an excellent award, but it is also considered to have stage experience, and it is not easy to win an excellence award with a group of professional-level actors.

In addition to this resume, Hao Yun was very interested, and the other resumes simply made Hao Yun boring, he felt that his life seemed to be wasted, and he felt that his spirit was polluted.

He handed over the phone call to the hotel front desk. Of course, this is something that needs to be paid extra, although Hao Yun does not live in the hostel and lives in a five-star hotel, but the five-star hotel does not provide the front desk to help you call the service!

So this kind of thing can only be discussed, but Hao Yun is generous, so the girl at the front desk directly entered Hao Yun's room after work. Forehead... Although the girl at the front desk hoped that something unspeakable would happen, Hao Yun, who was guarded like a jade, did not give the girl at the front desk a chance, he returned to the room directly after arranging work and locked the door.

He lives in a suite, and the living room is left for the girl at the front desk to send text messages, and he can go to the bedroom to hide in the quiet - it's already the middle of the night, and Hao Yun also needs to sleep. Although Hao Yun's mental power made him sleep for more than ten days, it was uncomfortable to say.

The girl at the front desk glanced at Hao Yun's door resentfully, then picked up her mobile phone and began to write text messages, and then began to send them in groups. It's really tedious, and it's tiring to even type in more than 400 phone numbers!

The labor paid by the sister is also worth Hao Yun's 1,000 yuan, but all the labor involving manpower in these years is not cheap...

Hao Yun mainly recruited physics, chemistry, biology, history, geography, politics these small subject teachers, if the foreign language teacher also has good seedlings, Hao Yun does not mind bringing a few back - just like the guy who said crosstalk, he is from the Chinese department. Hao Yun has a hunch that this guy will be a very good Chinese teacher under careful training, and he may become a national-level famous teacher one day.

There was no word for the night, and the sun rose the next day as usual. Li Min lives next door to Hao Yun, and she missed the information session, so she definitely doesn't want to miss the written interview process.

The crowd of people at yesterday's lecture really scared her to the core, Hao Yunyou squeezed her face in, she didn't have such a strong heart, so she left the auditorium very calmly and drove the car around the ancient capital.

Hao Yun said good morning to Li Min energetically, and then sat in the co-pilot very consciously, he was going to preside over the written test today, but he traveled lightly and did not bring any paper things.

As a lazy little prince, Hao Yun really didn't prepare for the test paper or something, just let the written exam be a casual debut question, can you really test the basic knowledge?

"You just went to the written test with such empty hands, and you didn't even prepare a test paper?" Li Min asked in surprise, she didn't know what to say about Hao Yun. Is it free and easy, or is it heartless?

"Uh... What you said makes a lot of sense, today's children are likely to take the written test if they don't take it, so as a humane principal, I decided to provide them with exam supplies... What's that, stop at the stationery store in front of you!" Hao Yun said with a righteous face.

"Uh... Isn't the written examination all about professional knowledge? Sixty percent of the basic knowledge of the subject and 40 percent of the normal knowledge..."

"Oh, there's a lot more than you know? Baidu, right? Sister! We are a private company, so there is no need to file the exam questions or anything, how happy you are, there is no need to look at it, the public schools in major regions that really follow the standard process, they must go through the rules, why do we have to compare with them?" Hao Yun had a willful expression on his face, and Li Min was so angry that he turned the steering wheel.

Hao Yun walked into the stationery store from the co-pilot, first bought two packs of 500 sheets of A4 paper, and then bought ten boxes of 20 black gel pens, 200 pens were enough, he felt that half of the people should come with pens!

Now that Hao Yun is doing anything, Li Min is powerless to complain, if Li Min thinks that if the complaining star follows Hao Yun, the world will be destroyed sooner or later!

After the sky blue Maserati stopped at the door of the auditorium, Hao Yunti slipped two bags of things into the auditorium, and the students who had been notified had already gathered in the auditorium in advance, everyone knew that today was a written exam, so the clothes they wore were not so formal.

Hao Yun entered the door and began to shout: "The students in the front row open this package of paper! One or two pieces per person, and the students who don't bring pens come to our place to line up to get them, and I will announce the exam questions after the things are delivered!"

After hearing Hao Yun's shouting, the students in the front row took action one after another, and quickly completed Hao Yun's orders. In fact, it is also very simple, sending paper and pen, there is no technical content.

After the dust settled, Hao Yun moved the chair he was used to sitting on yesterday to the stage and said leisurely with Erlang's legs crossed: "The topics of each subject are different." ”

"Students of ideological and political education, please pay attention! Your test question is: Interpret the classic old film from a political perspective -- "Gourd Baby"!"

Burst!

Dizzy!

Airplanes!

All the students in the audience couldn't sit still! What kind of question is this? What kind of question is this? What is the interpretation? Isn't it just the story of seven dolls beating goblins? Is this a profound meaning? How else can this be interpreted?

"Do you understand the students of ideological and political education? If you understand it, you can withdraw it! Give you three days to complete this question, you can go back and watch the cartoon again and recall your childhood. I just need the results. Hao Yun coughed lightly and continued: "I'm just forbidding you to discuss with each other, because I'm going to pick someone with creative thinking, and if you send me the same result from the discussion, I'm sorry -- all the same papers will be eliminated! This principal is so willful! I will send someone here to collect the test papers in three days, and I am waiting for your results!"

After the students of ideological and political education left the scene with complaints, the students of other majors also fell into panic.

"Students of the Department of History Education, please note that your topic is: Summarizing the Memorabilia of China in the simplest and most concise language!"

"Your requirements are the same as those of the political department, you can go online and search, but you can't discuss with each other, and all the same papers will be eliminated!

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"Attention Geography students, your topic is: Introduce a city to me in the most touching way!

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"The English students... Students from the English Department... I'm out of line... I don't speak English very much... If I say I don't want an English teacher this time, will my Spanish classmates beat me? Hao Yun said to himself depressedly: "There is!" Hao Yun took out the crystal polyhedron and projected a test paper in the air: This is this year's English high school exam question, you can do it now!

He beat his head, hating that his questions were not new, he was really not good at English, so the written test questions could only be so unpretentious. He decided that the interview of the English teacher must be handed over to a professional to be responsible, how can he interview others with the level of these two knives?

"Students in the Department of Physics, you need to design a physics experiment for me in these three days that can attract students' attention and stimulate their interest in learning, and put the steps and methods of the experiment, the expected results and the results achieved on paper for me - students in the Department of Chemistry, you are similar to the students in the Department of Physics, design a chemistry experiment!" Hao Yun continued.

"The students of the Department of Biology Education... Your written test questions heyhehe... There may be some troubles, but life is not all about thriving in difficulties and challenges... Your topic is: Draw the schematic diagram in the junior high school biology textbook! For example, the cell structure, the structure of the human body, all of which need to be drawn by you in three days! Come on, oh, do you!" Hao Yun said with a shy, but he didn't know that the hearts of the children in the biology department had already rushed through with 10,000 horses.

It is no wonder that the questions of other majors are a little bit strange, how can it be the turn of their own written test questions to be so cheated? There are four junior high school biology books, and it is definitely a big project to draw all the schematic diagrams by hand!

"You complain first, I continue to give the question of the Chinese Department - listen: the upper link of 'thieves stealing things'. The couplet pays attention to the beginning and the flat, and this sentence is obviously the next couplet. The children of the Chinese department are also blinded, and for the first time they have seen the written test actually take the couplet - they don't have this professional course!

In the end, it was the turn of the mathematics department to accept the trial, and Hao Yun said faintly: "Please use the method of mathematical modeling to tell me what to do to improve the chances of the Onmyoji drawing SSR!"

Faculty of Mathematics... Fall!