"Why are you here?" He Xiangdong stood at the door of the hotel room, looking at Wu Bei with some surprise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Bei was dressed without makeup today, her hair was tied into a ponytail, she looked very refreshing, she smiled and said, "What's the matter?"

He Xiangdong scratched his head and laughed: "How come?"

Wu Bei was also laughing, revealing a mouthful of white and neat teeth that were enough to shoot a toothpaste advertisement, and she asked softly, "Don't you invite me in and sit?"

"Okay, ah, wait a minute......" He Xiangdong woke up suddenly, turned around and shouted into the room: "Xue Guo, are you kid pants on?"

"Nonsense. Xue Guo's rough voice came from inside the room.

He Xiangdong also explained to Wu Bei at the door: "Oh, he hasn't dressed yet, you wait." ”

"Get out. Xue Guo roared.

From afar, Wu Bei could feel Xue Guo's anger, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh. He Xiangdong was so bad that he actually said in front of himself that Xue Guo was not wearing pants, no wonder people were angry.

He Xiangdong raised his head and smiled evilly, and was still adding water to the oil pot: "Then are you wearing it?"

Xue Guo yelled, "Nonsense. ”

"Haven't you worn it yet?" He Xiangdong was surprised.

"Get out. ”

He Xiangdong said to Wu Bei: "You wait. ”

Xue Guo: "......"

Wu Bei: "......"

"Lao Tzu has already dressed it. "Xue Guo is almost on the verge of exploding.

He Xiangdong patted his thigh, still blaming Xue Guo: "Hey, you said you, you can't make it clear? ”

Wu Bei looked at He Xiangdong's appearance of being cheap and obedient, and she covered her mouth and laughed softly.

He Xiangdong brought Wu Bei into the room, asked her to sit down, and poured her a glass of water, Xue Guo still held a book in his hand in order to hide his embarrassment, pretending to be reading a book before, this book was actually He Xiangdong's.

He Xiangdong saw Xue Guo with a flushed face, and he was also amused in his heart, so he didn't poke him, so he said to Wu Bei: "Do you have anything to do with me?"

Wu Bei's eyes were still looking at Xue Guo's pants, and her mind didn't know where He Xiangdong had been taken away, and when she heard He Xiangdong's question, she suddenly woke up, smiled awkwardly, and replied: "Oh, it's nothing, can't you just come to the door?"

Hearing this, Xue Guo, who was still pretending to read a book, also raised his head slightly, and looked back and forth between the two of them from the gap above the book, his eyes were full of suspicion.

He Xiangdong also smiled: "Of course you can, of course you can." ”

After saying this, the room suddenly fell into a somewhat awkward silence. Don't look at He Xiangdong being teasing people on stage, he is very bold, but in private he is honest.

He has been friends with Tian Jiani and a girl for more than 20 years, and he can't be pure anymore, and now in the face of such a big beauty, he is all overwhelmed, like sitting on pins and needles.

In the end, it was the girl who opened her mouth first: "Why didn't you partner with me as a host this time?"

He Xiangdong said: "I am a cross talk actor, saying that cross talk is my job, the host is just for fun, I am not professional, and I am not good at hosting, so it is normal to stop playing." ”

Wu Bei said: "You are still not good hosting, if you are not good at hosting, then there is really no one who can host well, you are the best host I have ever seen." ”

He Xiangdong was very surprised, he didn't expect Wu Bei's evaluation of himself to be so high, and he was a little flattered at the moment: "You praise me so much?"

Wu Bei shook her head and said seriously: "Really, you are really powerful, you can host so smoothly on stage without any preparation before, and more importantly, you can still cooperate with me so well, hey, we haven't even talked much before, doesn't this show your ability, and you can make jokes casually, tsk, it's amazing." ”

He Xiangdong stretched out his voice and said, "Huh...... I don't even know I'm so good if you don't say it. ”

Wu Bei smiled and nodded hurriedly.

Xue Guo rolled his eyes wildly at the back of the book.

Chatting and chatting, He Xiangdong was also much more relaxed, and he found that Wu Bei was actually quite easy to deal with.

After a pause, Wu Bei said again: "So, you are so powerful, I came to apprentice specially." ”

"Master. Wu Bei clenched her fists and arched her hands.

He Xiangdong hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't, it's not appropriate." ”

Wu Bei asked, "What's inappropriate?"

He Xiangdong explained: "I don't accept female apprentices. ”

Wu Bei was surprised: "Why? Do you look down on women?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly shook his head: "No, there is a rule in our artist industry, so it is not suitable." ”

Wu Bei asked curiously: "What rules?"

He Xiangdong said seriously: "If you want to learn well, sleep with the master first." ”

Xue Guo's hand holding the book shook, and he almost didn't drop the book on the ground, he was convinced He Xiangdong, you really dare to say anything.

Wu Bei was also stupid, stunned for a moment, and then suddenly covered her mouth and smiled with a blushing face, and said in disgust: "What kind of rule is this?"

He Xiangdong corrected solemnly: "These rules are the foundation of our industry. ”

Wu Bei nodded and asked deliberately, "Then you also sleep with your master?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's not it, they all slept until seventeen or eighteen." ”

Wu Bei gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll live upstairs, when are you coming?"

"Huh?" Seeing the real one, He Xiangdong was stupid.

Xue Guo was also stupid, and the book he was holding in his hand fell to the ground.

Seeing the cowardice of the two, Wu Bei covered her mouth and laughed, daring to love is a hero.

He Xiangdong glanced at Wu Bei with wide eyes, and then looked back at Xue Guo, who was also dumbfounded, neither of them expected that the little girl, who was usually very shy, could say such a thing, and both of them were shocked.

Xue Guo looked at the two people in front of him, swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, silently picked up the book on the ground, and asked very painfully: "Looking at this situation, is it more convenient for me to avoid it?"

As soon as these words came out, He Xiangdong and Wu Bei both laughed out loud, and the two of them really had nothing to say, so they could only use laughter to relieve the embarrassment.

In fact, when the sentence came out just now, Wu Bei herself was ashamed, she was still a little girl who had never been in love, but she was shy. Besides, although people's concepts in the 90s were not too conservative, they did not reach the level where making jokes was as simple as drinking water and eating like later generations.

Later, Xue Guo sometimes talked without saying a word, and the three of them chatted silently for a while, and agreed to have dinner together in the evening, and then Wu Bei went back.

After the girl left, Xue Guo threw aside the pretending book in his hand, came to He Xiangdong's side, squeezed his eyebrows and asked ambiguously: "Hey, the girls have come to look for you, aren't you going to confess something?"

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes: "Confess what?"

Xue Guo said with a sour face: "Ouch, ouch, people have said that they are going to leave the door for you, and you are still pretending to be innocent? Say, what are you doing in private? Tsk, He Xiangdong, He Xiangdong, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person?"

He Xiangdong was almost speechless, and said very devastatedly: "What kind of person and that kind of person, I am very simple, okay? We are innocent." ”

"Oh ......" Xue Guo didn't believe it at all: "I dare to bet a hundred yuan, then Wu Bei likes you, you hurry up and explain honestly, otherwise I will tell Jiani to go." ”

He Xiangdong was also forced to be anxious, turned his head and roared angrily: "I am handsome, blame me?"

Xue Guo was dumbfounded. (To be continued.) )