"Son, it's been almost half a year since you graduated, have you figured out what to do? Stay at home all day, you're going to be depressed!" Hao Yun's father, Hao Han, frowned and looked at Hao Yun, who was staying at home and couldn't go out, and asked with hatred. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Oh, my dear father, aren't you making money by writing novels, two thousand yuan a month, it's not much, but it's enough for me to live, right?" Hao Yun, who was sitting in front of the computer and was flying with his fingers, stopped writing and replied with a helpless and weak face.

Hao Han's resolute eyebrows furrowed even harder, like two sharp swords piercing the sky. It has been more than half a year since Hao Yun Normal University graduated, but he has no intention of looking for a job at all, which really saddens the old couple of the Hao family. He Hao Han is also a well-known deputy director of the Seven Cities Education Bureau, and it is not impossible to save up a waste son for many years, but he is a soldier and can't swallow this breath.

Looking at his son's locked door, Hao Han was angry in his heart, and he kicked Hao Yun's door with an electric cannon, and after a loud bang, Hao Yun's seemingly isolated hut finally ushered in the sunshine from the outside world.

"Hao Han (Hao Han) spare his life!" Seeing his father kick open his door like an angry lion, Hao Yun was so frightened that he beat a spirit. He rubbed his belly pitifully, and slowly moved out of the wide one-sided computer chair.

The computer chair creaked with relief after Hao Yun left, and the whole chair became relaxed. Hao Yun drooped his eyelids and said softly: "Father, you sit! Why are you still so fierce when you are always running for five people? You always say that you will kick the solid wood door, does it hurt? Does it hurt? Hey... Why are you old?"

"You kid, don't be poor with Lao Tzu and me! I'll ask you today -- when will you go out to work? I've already contacted the principal of No. 3 Middle School, and you have to give me work anyway! You have been working in No. 3 Middle School for two years now, and I'll transfer you to No. 1 Middle School after accumulating work experience..." Hao Han looked at his slick son, even if he was angry, it almost dissipated, after all, there was nothing bad about his son except that he was unwilling to work.

Hao Yun took a can of beer from his bookshelf, opened it, handed it to Hao Han, and sighed helplessly: "I said my father, why are you so obsessed with sending me into the education system? What is the meaning of facing a bunch of children all day long? I would rather demolish three rooms than be the king of children, I was quite helpless when you asked me to apply for the normal examination, why did you still push me into the fire pit at this time? Dad, you are a pit son!"

"What's wrong with education? Is it bad to be a teacher? The teacher is a hard-working gardener, the teacher is the engineer of the soul, the teacher has five insurances and one housing fund, weekends, winter and summer vacations, which is not good?" Hao Han, who was questioned, roared like a mad lion, and Hao Yun, who was sprayed with spittle, could only cover his cheeks helplessly with his fat hands, but unfortunately there was too much meat on his face, and his two hands couldn't cover it...

Although Hao Han is now a member of the administrative system of the Education Bureau, he is a serious teacher. Uncle Hao Han, who graduated from the Normal School, was enthusiastic and served as a soldier for the motherland for three years, and then returned to the local area to teach. Because of the qualifications of the army and the certificate of second-class merit, Uncle Hao was promoted quickly, and there was also a shortage of cadres at that time, so Uncle Hao fell from the public institution to the administrative mouth, and became the deputy director of the Education Bureau of the Seven Cities at the age of less than 50.

Therefore, the profession of teacher is definitely a golden and shiny profession in Uncle Hao Han Hao. Now that his son doesn't want to be a teacher, how can Hao Han not be angry?

Hao Yun sat on the bed and said weakly: "Dad, I was wrong! I was wrong! Teachers are the noblest profession in the world! Teachers are lighthouses! Teachers are beacons! Teachers are bright lights! But your son, I can't stand the life of getting up at six o'clock in the morning and getting off work after ten o'clock in the evening -- lack of sleep is easy to die suddenly!"

"Phew, too, you know how lazy you are at a young age! You don't want to look at what you've become fat? You've gained nearly 100 pounds in four years of college! Come on, come on, look down, can you still see your toes?" Hao Han poked his son's fat belly and said dissatisfiedly, when Hao Yun got fat, it was really a little scary, if it weren't for the normal results of the physical examination, Hao Han really thought that his son had obesity!

"Life is too short to be happy. Dad, you are always too feudal, what's wrong with being fat? How festive and rich? My fat is the best proof of building a moderately prosperous society in an all-round way, and my fat is the eternal monument of the socialist cause! I am still young, and I really don't want to live the kind of life like a cycle of singles day after day and year after year -- I can see the head at a glance on the path you have planned for me, and it is boring!" Hao Yun's chubby face is about to wrinkle into a bun, and he doesn't want to live that kind of boring life when he dies.

"Hmph, you eat me, drink me, live in me, why don't you obey Lao Tzu's arrangement?" Hao Han asked stiffly, holding his arms.

Hao Yun raised his eyebrows and said weakly: "Isn't it natural for Lao Tzu to raise a son?, you are my dearest father!ah~~ My old father, my dearest person!" Don't look at Hao Yun chubby, but he has a naturally good voice, don't say it, a song "My Old Father" was almost sung by him with the taste of Pavarotti!

"Don't talk to Lao Tzu about these things that you don't have, there are two ways in front of you now: first, honestly go to be a teacher; second, pack up your things and get out, out of sight and out of mind, Lao Tzu should be without your son!" Comrade Hao Han can also see that his son belongs to Zhang Sanfeng, and he is so slippery that if he is not forced to a certain extent, he will definitely play Tai Chi with himself every day! Now he is also ruthless, can't you Hao Yun be able to write novels to make money? Well, go to self-reliance!

Hao Yun sat on the bed as softly as if struck by lightning, looking like a little cabbage yellow at night, he grabbed his mobile phone and called his mother: "Mom! My dear mother! Your husband wants to sever the father-son relationship with me! He doesn't want me anymore! Your lovely son is going to be homeless and exiled to the end of the world! The child who left home wanders in the sky, without such good clothes and no good smoke..."

As soon as Hao's mother heard her son's cry, she immediately stopped doing it, and roared at the phone like a fried-haired tigress: "Don't be afraid, son! Mom is in charge of you! You give the phone to your father! Break off the father-son relationship? It's against him!"

Hao Yun gloated, handed the phone to his father with a thief's eyebrows, and said, "Lafayette announces you!

Hao Han took the phone with an unhappy face, walked out of Hao Yun's bedroom, walked into the bathroom, and talked with Hao's mother.

Although Dad is a good man, but this family is still the mother has the final say, the normal war in Hao Yun's family is that Hao Han coerced Hao Yun, Hao Yun's resistance was ineffective, and he could only use the mother of the super must-kill summoning technique, and the war situation after that was very clear - Mom turned around and suppressed Hao Hanye strongly, and one thing fell and one thing was nothing more than that.

After the crisis passed, Hao Yun continued to fiddle with the computer, he was a frequent visitor to the game forum, and after the water was flooded and the network was accumulated, he became one of the members of the game's closed beta player group.

Whether it is an online game or a stand-alone game, it must go through the internal test of players before the server is launched or released, and players need to find game bugs and report them to the game company, so that the game company can also get a first-hand user experience. Hao Yun is a master of real-time strategy and simulation management, if it weren't for the fact that this fat body affected his hand speed and state, he would even be able to shine on the domestic e-sports stage.

Hao Yun has always been complacent about being able to get in touch with new games one step earlier, which is also a very important reason why he is reluctant to become a teacher - teachers do not have free working hours! Only a freelance profession such as writing novels can leave him with a lot of free time to test games.