Song Miaomiao saw that Shi Lei was running faster than a rabbit, so she got up from the ground in a rage and shouted at Shi Lei: "You're still not a man?!"

Shi Lei didn't dare to have the slightest response, and said in his heart that this dead pervert was so active, and said that she was a chick, who would believe it!

"Why not?" Song Miaomiao chased after her, not reluctant. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Shi Lei turned his hands over his head and made a surrender form: "Auntie, you spare me!"

"Between Wei Xingyue and you, which of you takes the initiative?!"

"We'll be fine, don't ask around, okay?" Shi Lei said secretly, fortunately he reacted quickly, otherwise he almost fell into the road.

Song Miaomiao grinned, licked her lips, and made an exaggerated expression: "Your kid's kissing skills are not bad, it's definitely not the first time." The old lady is really cheap to you. ”

"Scared, don't tell me it's your first kiss!" Shi Lei refused to believe it.

"If it doesn't count as a kiss between girls, this is really my first kiss. But even with the girl, he didn't stick out his tongue, that is, kiss on the lips. This is also a common occurrence between other girls and their girlfriends. ”

Shi Lei shook his head vigorously, thinking that this must be an illusion, and he resolutely refused to believe it.

"Don't believe it! Anyway, you listen to me, Shi Lei, from now on, I decided to keep my hair. When I have long hair and waist-length, if you still prevaricate and refuse to sleep with me, I promise to castrate you, so that you don't want to sleep with other women in your life!"

"Hey, don't bring this, when did Lao Tzu promise you?"

"Anyway, I don't care, I'm Shui Ye, I have the final say!" Shui Ye is really domineering.

Shi Lei wanted to cry without tears again, with this dead pervert, Shi Lei didn't know how many times he wanted to cry.

"I have a girlfriend! You can't force a good person to be a prostitute!"

As soon as Song Miaomiao heard this, her eyes immediately widened again, and when she saw Shi Lei shrinking her neck, she smiled proudly.

Then she stretched out her hand and said, "Bring it!"

"What did you bring it?" Shi Lei was confused.

"Oh, you don't give money for prostitution?" Song Miaomiao was confident.

Shi Lei was about to collapse, he howled and cried: "Eldest sister, you must be the rescuer brought by the stinky monkey, you are here to be sent by God to play with me, right? When have I ever prostituted you? Why do you prostitute yourself?"

"I said, you have to pay for prostitution or not! Anyway, I have already handed over my ninety pounds to you, and you have to pay if you don't play. It's like if you rent a car in another place, even if you don't drive a kilometer, as long as the time passes, you have to pay! If you don't pay, I'll call the police!"

Shi Leixin said that if Lao Tzu really you, and you are still a chick as you said, 500,000 is 500,000, and the black card can determine that this transaction is cost-effective. With Song Miaomiao's appearance, she is definitely comparable to Sun Yiyi, and her figure is even better than Sun Yiyi, how can this transaction be more cost-effective than Sun Yiyi's deed of sale. It's a great deal, and Shi Lei can get a chance to draw once or twice.

However, he didn't do anything, just kissed his mouth, although Song Miaomiao said that it was the first kiss, but no one knew whether it was or not. And even if it's the first kiss, it's definitely not worth 500,000.

Shi Lei stiffened his neck and said, "I have no money!"

"You don't have any money, how much is the fast food, how much is the night?" Say, how many times have you had fast food, how many times have you had a night?"

"I beg you, you can let me go, hero! I'm still a department-level cadre who is like a fake, can you stop playing with me?" Shi Lei is also out of line, he has the heart to say okay, Lao Tzu pays, pays the money, and before he leaves the hotel room, let's have a plate. However, he knew that if he said so, Song Miaomiao would take off her clothes 100% directly.

"What kind of sin am I making, how did I meet an unreasonable dead pervert like you, and force people to take care of you, and force people to sleep with you...... I don't think I'm in the human world!Youkai, go back, stop pestering me!"

"Phew, you're a monster!" Song Miaomiao rolled her eyes, but still stretched out her hand: "Forget it, it's cheaper for you, fifty yuan!"

Shi Lei glared: "So cheap?"

"Cheap, good, 500,000!"

"Forget it, it's still fifty yuan, I have this!" After that, Shi Lei obediently took out fifty yuan from his pocket, and said in his heart that it was good to have independent funds, otherwise, fifty yuan would not be given to you!

Song Miaomiao actually accepted the fifty yuan, and her face was full of smiles: "Let you pick up a big bargain, the old lady's first kiss was sold for fifty yuan!"

"Give it back to me!"

"Think beautifully, this is what the old lady exchanged for her flesh!"

For this kind of dead pervert with no skin, no face, no shame and no shame, Shi Lei really has nothing to do.

was dragged to have a meal together, Song Miaomiao no longer wore such a neutral dress, but changed into sportswear, and deliberately wore a wig, which looked much more pleasing to the eye than before.

In the afternoon, Song Miaomiao was going back to Xixi, and she was particularly reluctant to rely on Shi Lei.

"We're friends now, right?" This sentence, Song Miaomiao asked Shi Lei after she got drunk last night, and Shi Lei replied yes at that time.

Now, Shi Lei didn't feel that he had to change his words, although this woman was crazier than Wei Xingyue, and it still made Shi Lei feel a little perverted, but as a friend, it was actually quite easy to get along. It's just that Shi Lei is not used to her and lets himself sleep with her at every turn.

"Sort of, as long as you don't keep letting me sleep with you. ”

Song Miaomiao patted Shi Lei's shoulder magnificently and said, "Friend, of course I'm close to you for good things, rather than cheapening other men, it's better to let friends be refreshed first......

"Hey ......"

Song Miaomiao laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I won't tease you, I am more and more convinced that you are really a virgin man." But people really have never done that, we actually match each other very well!"

Shi Lei had one head and two big, and decided not to speak anymore.

"I'm going back to Xixi, you have time to go to Xixi to play with me!"

Shi Lei waved his hand perfunctorily, and said weakly: "Okay!

"If you don't come, I'll come to Wudong to find you!"

"You have an agreement with Wei Xingyue, as long as she is in Wudong, basically you can't come!"

"Hey, that's a bet, it's actually just to keep me from pestering her. Now I have decided, listen to you, restore my daughter's body, and stop fooling around with those people, and no longer pretend to go out to scare people in the future. In this way, Wei Xingyue doesn't have to worry that I will pester her, because the object of my entanglement is you. Then that bet will naturally be invalid, I don't even bother to deal with her, and now I only have you in my eyes!"

"Then you still go and pester her!" Shi Lei resolutely betrayed his teammates, and it has always been a fine tradition that friends who die do not die and who do not die poorly.

Song Miaomiao laughed and said, "Before the long hair reaches to the waist, I won't have any thoughts about others." As he spoke, he squeezed his eyes at Shi Lei.

Shi Lei was dizzy for a while and said, "Can we ...... normal?"

Before he finished speaking, he saw Song Miaomiao hooking her finger at Shi Lei and said, "Come, little man, give my sister a kiss, and after kissing my sister, I will flash out!"

Shi Lei stiffened his neck: "No, get out!"

Song Miaomiao laughed, jumped into the car, and left with a bang.