Chapter 686: Can't Sing
On June 1st, the weather was fine......
This is Zhang Che's diary...... Well, Zhang Che doesn't keep a diary at all, the reason why he says this is purely to indicate the date, he has encountered a bottleneck in writing a book recently, and he plans to make up the number of words by paddling in a different way, at least on June 1, so many words were wasted.
To get back to the point, two days after Hyomin's birthday, Zhang Che was in a pretty good mood, not only because today was Children's Day in the Celestial Empire, but most importantly, he reconciled with Lord Sunny.
Means, Zhang Che is not very good at using it, but at least he can still fight to the death, and he followed Sunny all night, and followed Sunny all the way back to Sunny's apartment from the birthday party, and then was driven away by Li Yingui with a black face.
But Zhang Che is not without gains, when they were about to part, Lord Sunny smiled and kissed him goodbye, pay attention, it was in front of Li Yingui, although Li Yingui had a black face the whole time, but ...... She didn't say anything!
In short, Zhang Che's mood is beautiful.
However, some people are not in a good mood!
"Oppa, can you come to our office?"
"What?"
"The song you wrote for me...... I'm having a problem!"
"Oh, figure it out yourself!"
ββ¦β¦ oppa, are you sure you're not coming?"
ββ¦β¦ Well, it's coming soon!"
Zhang Che is very attentive, although he feels that Xiaomin's girl is much less threatening than other girls, but ...... Just helped himself so much, Zhang Che always felt that if he really wanted to ignore it, he was a little suspicious of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.
Well, Zhang Che knew that something was going to happen, but he just didn't say it.
Zhang Che really didn't know which god's work he plagiarized, so he picked the two most impressive poems from his mind, Aliee's works, "Take Care of Yourself" and "Don't Touch Me".
The quality of these two songs is not top-notch, but it fits Aliee's voice and singing skills very well, almost the middle and high notes of the whole process, these two songs are ...... Hyomin can't sing.
It's not that Hyo-min can't sing...... Okay, don't excuse it, Xiaomin's singing skills, the middle and low tones are quite qualified, and the treble can also go up occasionally, but the whole process of middle and high pitch switching, Xiao Min's vocal range and breath stability are not yet up.
By the time Jang Che drove to MBK and the front desk had finished registering in the leading recording studio, Hyomin and Eun Jeong's little brother had been waiting for a long time.
"Oppa, you deliberately tricked me, right?" asked Hyo-min with a sad look at Zhang Che.
Zhang Che gave her the song, she did not hand it over to the company to deal with as soon as possible, but listened to it herself first, and ten minutes later, this decision made her happy to death.
The first one she didn't expect was that Zhang Che gave her two songs, and the other one didn't expect that the song Zhang Che gave was so difficult to sing.
In order to prevent the unscrupulous brother from fooling himself, Hyomin specially asked the little brother Eunjing to help identify it, but after listening to the demo, both of them were stupid.
Hyo-min felt that she couldn't sing, and after openly and honestly asking for the opinion that Eun-jeong's little brother couldn't sing, not only she couldn't sing, but even Park So-yeon couldn't sing, Hyo-min performed the summoning Dafa.
"Why do you think that, is there something wrong with the song?" Zhang Che smiled and pretended to be stupid.
"Oppa, did you do it on purpose?" Hyo-min said with a aggrieved face.
"No, it's okay, don't learn from Chulong to speak!" Zhang Che said speechlessly, "Also, you girl is really, it was hard to write, you actually doubt your brother's sincerity?"
"Oppa, did you do it on purpose?" Hyomin's eyes began to moisten, and tears began to roll in her eyes.
ββ¦β¦ I said, will you say this?" Zhang Che was a little panicked, he couldn't figure out if Hyo-min was acting or if he really valued this solo return.
"Oppa, you are ......"
"Okay, okay, I'm wrong, can't I!" Zhang Che has a headache, if he really wants to cry, the sin will be great, so let's admit my mistake quickly!
"So, oppa, tell me, what are you doing wrong?" Hyomin immediately asked, and the tears disappeared in an instant.
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Damn girl, she was really fooled, or this girl is suitable for acting!
"Hyo-min, let's have a good talk!" Zhang Che sighed, sat down on the chair in the recording studio, and then motioned for Hyo-min and Eun-jeong to sit down together, and said, "Hyo-min, oppa, say something you don't like to hear, these two songs...... You really can't sing, your singing skills are far worse!"
Xiaomin was about to sacrifice tears again, and Brother Enjing also glanced at Zhang Che dissatisfied, not as straightforward as he said.
"Don't be unconvinced, these days, even idols must have enough singing skills, just by selling cuteness and topicality, the simplest example is to be frank and intelligent, they were popular at the beginning, and now they are not slowly reduced to the second rate!" Zhang Che said seriously.
Hyomin also seemed to see Zhang Che's seriousness, so he didn't make any more trouble, but seriously discussed with Zhang Che and asked, "However, it's not without exceptions, Sister Hyori and Hyuna's singing skills are not good, they are not very successful in solos?"
"Sister Xiaoli...... That's not replicable!" Zhang Che thought for a moment and said, " said that Sister Xiaoli's singing skills are average, that is from the current perspective, in her era, studio singers are rampant, and fake singing is in power, in fact, this sister's singing skills are still online, coupled with the environment of the song industry at that time, it is not impossible for Sister Xiaoli to rely on topicality and freshness to establish the first person in women's solo in one fell swoop, but the consequences are not good, it has only been a few years, a middle of the 30s, the first person to be a former woman solo singer in the golden age of singers, but now she is going to marry for more than half of her seclusion, can it be considered a successοΌβ
"As for Hyuna, that girl can't sing well, but her dancing is really good. Coupled with the route that the girl took, the sexy typhoon, the temporary wind is predictable, but when the girl is over thirty years old, you should know the reality of male fans very well as a member of the girl group, right?"
"On the other hand, let's talk about the first female solo singer now, the little girl named IU, to have good looks, to sing and sing, and to have a good personality and temper, well, at least it does look like this, people are not satisfied, learn lyrics and composition, and plan to be a singer-songwriter, she is like this, she sings until she is 40 years old and doesn't ask, and she is another Li Shanji predecessor when she mixes well, even if she doesn't mix well, she also sings OST. β
"Idol groups don't require singing skills, at least there is a complementarity, but solo can't, that is to look at yourself, pure solo singer singing skills are the foundation of life. β
Hyomin and Eun Jing both fell into deep thought, the company had not emphasized the importance of singing skills before, but what they said was theoretical or clichΓ© emphasis, and it would definitely not be as simple and clear as Zhang Che, giving two examples to illustrate.
"But what's the use of talking about it now, our singing skills...... That's it!"
"Hehe, if Park Shanlian hears this, I don't know what to think!"
"Park Kindness?"
"Oh, it's the first official version of the masked singer who has been very popular recently, the Luna of F(x). Fans are all looking at the double busy, who has noticed this inconspicuous lead singer, I heard that this lead singer has nothing to do after his debut, and he still goes to practice his singing skills...... Anyway, how does the S.M family arrange resources!"
Zhang Che habitually complained, Xiao Min didn't hear the second half of the sentence at all, speaking of this Luna, there are some rumors in the industry, saying that her idol is BoA, and she really practiced hard in order to keep up with the pace of idols.
However, compared to their captain and double busy, she can only compete with the tomboys in the team who is more popular.
"But, senior, we ...... Well, it's Hyo-min, and Hyo-min's singing skills can't improve to a certain level in the short term, what do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that means that it's Hyomin's singing skills that can't be good, it's not that I can't write good solo songs!"
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ββ¦β¦ Ah, don't hit anyone!"
After some "joking", well, Hyomin thought it was a joke, but Zhang Che, who was staring at the dark circles under his eyes, didn't think it was.
"I'll write now, a song based on alto, yes, really, the brand is going to be smashed in your hands. Zhang Che said dissatisfiedly.
"Less nonsense, I don't know my sister's vocal range and singing habits, and I'm embarrassed to say that it's tailor-made for me, and I'm embarrassed to say that I can't sing when it's so obvious?"
Zhang Che was helpless, no one helped him at this time, and it seemed that Brother Enjing was secretly helping when Xiaomin beat people just now, and he was on someone's territory...... No way.
Ten minutes later, Zhang Che finished writing.
"So fast?" Hyomin was shocked and walked over and said in disbelief, "You can't fool me, right?"
"Cut, can you do it?" Zhang Che said disdainfully.
What he has in his head is this kind of song, every girl group in his last life was a little famous, and the popular members in it had to solo, both successful and unsuccessful, and some people's singing skills were not as good as Xiaomin, and it was not easy to find a song at random.
For example, Zhang Che is writing the song "NICE BODY" now, Zhang Che heard it once in his last life, and a dead friend listened to it, except for the girl's good voice, I didn't think there was anything good, but the dead friend didn't say it was good, and if you dare to say it badly, you will be in a hurry, I don't know which unlucky song of the popular member of the girl group.
After reading it, Hyomin didn't think anything about it, but after Zhang Che finished the song and released it on the computer, the more Hyomin listened to it, the more it didn't taste good.
"Oppa, can I really only sing this song?"
"Hmm...... If you're fully open, sing this song, if it's half-open...... It's also okay to raise the KEY by half a bit. β
"No, I mean the previous two songs ......"
"Don't even think about it unless you close the mic and lip-sync!"
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"By the way, oppa, can you ask who did the lead singer of those two songs just now?
"Frank Zhi, that girl said, if you don't like it, you must give her the song, otherwise she will break off with me!"
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