Chapter 497: Two Women Who Drank Too Much
Song Miaomiao's voice really came out with a big tongue, and Shi Lei immediately judged that the two aunts and grandmothers really got together. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, this is very strange, it stands to reason that Song Miaomiao will definitely find herself first when she comes to Wudong, how could she actually find Wei Xingyue first.
Moreover, these two women, although they are not on the same page, they are definitely not friends, how can they run to drink together and get so drunk?
"Hey, little stone, why don't you speak...... Where are you, what are you doing?" Song Miaomiao's voice, even if she drank too much, had a heroic spirit.
Shi Lei didn't dare to think about it, so he found the location of these two aunts and grandmothers first. The point is that these two goods are drunk like this, how do you ask?
"Deliver water, where are you and Xingyue? Why did you drink like this, how much wine did you two drink? Hurry up, tell me where you are, and I'll pick you up." ”
Song Miaomiao smirked on the other end of the phone, and said, "He asked us where we were, and said that he was going to pick us up, hahaha, what do we want him to pick up, and we don't have legs and can't walk." Oh, little stone, I don't know where we are, where is this?"
"Is there anyone else around you? You find someone to answer the phone!" Shi Lei is really a little anxious, these two crazy women are together, and they drink like this, what will happen if they can't keep it. Moreover, Shi Lei is really not worried about the two of them, but worried that they will drink too much and do something they shouldn't do, and they don't know which passer-by A should be unlucky when they turn around.
"Looking for someone, looking for whom? Hahaha, little stone, we were happy, so we drank a few more glasses. Don't be so fierce, you murder me, my grandfather should be unhappy......"
Song Miaomiao chattered without a word, and Shi Lei was completely speechless.
"Is it tasteless?" Shi Lei asked.
Song Miaomiao shouted, "No!"
"In Yakuji's shop?"
"It's not!"
Shi Lei said that I can't guess like this one by one, I was worried, I heard the pager ring, he steadied Song Miaomiao on the phone, walked to the back of the door, picked up the pager, and said, "Hello, what is the matter?" There are only two sources on the other end of this pager, one is the property office, and the other is the security guard downstairs.
"Hello Mr. Shi, there are two girls in the lobby, they should have drunk too much. I know one of them is your girlfriend, but I opened the door to let them up, but they wouldn't go. You better come down, they both have bottles in their hands, and they're still drinking, and I can't get any closer, and they're going to hit me with the bottles as soon as they get close. I've been spilled with red wine. ”
When Shi Lei heard this, he hurriedly said into the pager: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll come down." ”
With the phone in his pocket, Shi Lei didn't even change his shoes, opened the door and ran out.
The elevator that is usually very fast doesn't know what's going on today, and it doesn't come for half a day, Shi Lei hurriedly opened the door of the safe passage and ran down the stairs.
I ran to the lobby to take a look, and sure enough, the two crazy women were sitting in the lobby of the apartment, one carrying a bottle of red wine, and drinking angrily.
Song Miaomiao took a sip and seemed to find that the wine was gone, and turned the wine bottle upside down and poured it into her mouth out of thin air. As a result, all the little remnants of wine were poured on her face and ran down her slender neck.
Shi Lei hurriedly ran over and shouted loudly: "Hey, my two aunts, what are you doing here?
Seeing Shi Lei, Wei Xingyue and Song Miaomiao laughed and pointed at him together: "Hey, little stone, why are you here, what a coincidence, you actually appeared." We're talking about you! We're just going to call you. ”
Shi Leixin said that these two goods were really sick, and they had already called but they didn't remember it at all.
"Mr. Shi, do you want to help?" the security guard also stepped forward.
Shi Lei grabbed one with one hand, looked at it, shook his head and said, "You can't help, just these two, if you dare to reach out to them, they will dare to really hit you with a wine bottle." ”
Seeing that the white shirt on the security guard was full of red spots, Shi Lei said again: "I'm sorry, I made your clothes like this." So be it, you send it to dry cleaning, and I'll give you the money. As he spoke, Shi Lei took out a free hand, took out his wallet, and directly gave the security guard a hundred yuan. It is estimated that this 100 yuan cannot be counted into the quota, but fortunately, the amount is not large.
The security guard was embarrassed to take it, but Shi Lei didn't have time to grind with him, just when he let go of his wallet, the two crazy women were already sitting directly on the ground, one holding an empty wine bottle, and shouting: "I have no wine, you give me some." The other turned the bottle upside down and tried to pour wine into her empty bottle, no doubt pouring his hand, but fortunately there was only a bottom left in the bottle, and after two pours it was gone.
Stuffing the money into the security guard's jacket pocket, Shi Lei grabbed one and said, "Okay, don't embarrass Lao Tzu here, get out of stairs with me!"
Shi Lei's power is still a little useful, although the two crazy women are still muttering, they have already obediently followed Shi Lei to the elevator.
"I want to drink! Xiaoshi, you bring me wine!" As soon as he entered the elevator, Shi Lei let go of his hand, and he had to swipe his card to press the floor, and these two crazy women sat directly on the ground, stretching out their hands without any image, and were still looking for Shi Lei to drink.
"Drink your sister, drink like this, do you want to drink it?" Shi Lei scolded casually.
As a result, Wei Xingyue's eyes widened, and she nodded vigorously: "Okay, drink my sister, where did you hide Bodhi? I can't even contact her." You call her back, and I'll drink with her. Hee-hee, Bodhi can't drink much, it's only half a bottle of red wine, and every time I drink with me, I drink a lot......"
And Song Miaomiao also waved her hands on the side: "Okay, let Wei Bodhi come too, that is also a beauty, I will also drink with her." Today, I'll sleep with your two sisters, it's fun......"
Nima, I drank too much, and I remembered all that little.
Shi Lei didn't bother to take care of them, so he just let them sit on the ground, and when the elevator reached the upper floor, he came out with one in one hand and the two women.
opened the door and dragged the two women in, Shi Lei's left arm shook, and Wei Xingyue was thrown onto the bed. Her right arm shook again, and Song Miaomiao was thrown on the sofa.
Shi Lei panted and helped the two women take off their shoes, threw them at the door, and when he turned around, he saw that one of the two women was on the bed and the other was on the sofa, their hands were like swimming, and they shouted almost the same words in their mouths: "Wine, where did you hide the wine......?"
After thinking about it, Shi Lei felt very helpless, and said in his heart that he would forcibly dissolve the bar.
So, Shi Lei picked up Wei Xingyue and put her in the shower compartment of the bathroom. When he went to hug Song Miaomiao, Shi Lei hesitated slightly, but finally hugged her and let her sit side by side with Wei Xingyue on the floor of the shower cubicle. After boiling the water, Shi Lei first tested the temperature and felt that it would not freeze them, Shi Lei hung up the shower head, and then closed the glass door of the shower cubicle.
Leaning on the door frame of the bathroom, Shi Lei watched the clothes on the two women become soaked and translucent, and then, Shi Lei saw that two small bumps had formed on Song Miaomiao's chest......
Damn, you don't even wear underwear, are you?
And the two women raised their heads at the same time and said, "It's raining, hahaha, it's raining......"