When I closed the door, I couldn't help but cry.

"Hey, what are you crying about! Shasha child, if there is something unhappy to say to make Xiaoji happy!"

"Hmph, you're going to laugh at me!"

"That's a big misunderstanding, who dares to laugh at you, you're a big beauty. ”

"Well, for the sake of you calling me a beauty, I'm in a slightly better mood. ”

"It's pretty much the same, if you want me to say, someone else is wrong about this today, it's you who is wrong. ”

"What? Am I wrong? Are you mistaken? You know a fart? You don't look at what kind of attitude I have! What kind of attitude does he have! Do you talk nonsense with your eyes open? By the way, you are already blind!" I almost yelled, it doesn't matter, anyway, people outside must think I'm calling to complain!

Xiaoji didn't say anything, and a soothing music sounded: "I turned into dust and flew \ pursued the naked and reversed flight \ ran to the July execution ground \ Time burned and hot \ Memories tore up conjectures \ Walking in a hurry on the road \ Rare and precious in the world \ Spreading the fragrance magnetic field \ I want to ride the wind and waves \ Walk all over the yellow sand and ocean \ Misunderstanding with it \ I must also live up to the courage ......"

Maybe Xiaoji is afraid that I will expose it louder and louder, so I deliberately sang to cover myself. But this song is quite good, the sound is crisp and soothing, which makes me gradually calm down when I am "angry".

"How's it going, are you calm? You're so scared that you don't dare to speak, you know?"

"Hehe! What are you afraid of with a smart speaker! It's just a joke to see me. ”

"I can't say that, I have a great responsibility to enlighten you!"

"Enlighten me, what's your business!"

"Okay. "Then Xiaoji stopped talking, so angry! It dared not speak! Then it had to loop the single and continue to play the song...... I sat for a while, I felt bored, Sister Su's phone was turned off, and it was estimated that she was still on the plane to a provincial company of Party A, and I was so lonely that I didn't even have anyone to complain. Alas, it's so sad and lamentable, I can only talk to small tricks.

"What's this song? ”

"No song, just an ordinary ballad – on July. ”

"Oh. ”

"I said, if you think about it, did that programmer ape say a dirty word? He doesn't seem to offend you, I think that guy just treats you like an ordinary person and tells you the truth. Of course, if he is also wrong, it is that his emotional intelligence is lower, and he should not talk to a beautiful woman like that, but should be as gentle as Xiaoji. But then again, aren't all program apes like that? Otherwise, how can this kind of popular crowd not be able to find a girlfriend?" I gradually calmed down in the music, and began to recall every word of the solution according to the guidance of the little technique.

"What, still not convinced? Xiaoji will give you free analysis and analysis. As a product, when you receive customer needs, you should filter them yourself, and some of them are too weird, and you can completely refuse them yourself. If you don't think through it yourself, wouldn't you be rolling yourself around as a microphone between the customer and the developer every time, and how failed that kind of work would be. The sand beauty in Xiaoji's mind is not the kind of person who fails. ”

"Well, for your sake, I'm not angry now. "It's right! I'm so good-looking, after all, I've never been so coaxed.

I wiped away my tears, smiled at myself in the mirror, and decided to come back to the world.

The moment I opened the door, the eyes of three people in the living room with six pairs of eyes swept towards me, but because Xie Lu's eyes were too small, I couldn't read the meaning of his eyes, and everyone else naturally looked at me sympathetically.

I walked straight up to Xie Lu, and this time it startled him, as if I had a kitchen knife in my hand.

"Okay, you're right, it makes sense. I'll go through the rest of the needs myself, so as not to waste 'your' time. "I deliberately pronounced your words very loudly, there is a kind of demonstration, anyway, you are making trouble with me, none of us are welcome. Wait, tomorrow I will smash a bunch of serious needs in your face, let you work overtime as a dog, and be single until you are old, hahahaha!

"Grandma, it's good if you don't get angry, the little one just spoke too straight, don't be surprised!" It may be that after I came out of the room, my aura suddenly became a little stronger, and I finally began to admit a little bit in my words.

"Unless you invite me to dinner!" "It's human nature to bully the soft and be afraid of the hard, I originally wanted to apologize a little for the gaffe just now, but I didn't expect people to apologize first, then I have to inch in!

"Wow, someone wants to invite you to dinner, the listeners have a share!" "The listeners have a share!" As Qiao Li and his uncle coaxed, the atmosphere turned back again.

"Please, please, eat ginger duck. ”

"Let's go!"

In this way, a farce between the novice product dog and the programmed ape ended quickly, and the four of us came to Uncle Zhen, who had not been seen for a long time, and had a great meal, so unhappy!

When Uncle Zhen saw me, he thought that I was too idle to come to the kitchen to do chores, but when he learned that I was my uncle's colleague, he was really surprised and delighted, it turned out that they had been close friends for many years, no wonder my uncle could get his ginger duck ingredients, this kind of thing should not be passed on. At dinner, we talked very happily, and where there was a joke like Joli, there was joy, so we all ate very happily, and all the troubles and festivals melted into the wine glasses.

Time flies quickly, and a week is between the fingers, and the nails are cut and gone. The cooperation between me and Xie Lu is becoming more and more tacit, and the docking person on Party A's side is also more polite to me, so the work is smooth sailing, and there are no waves. But in fact, this is just the calm before the storm, and we don't know that a huge storm is sweeping in......