Hao Yun is holding Li Yunfei Lori in one hand and Xiahou Yongyue in the other, these two girls are not fuel-efficient lamps, the big ones are not worrying, the small people are big ghosts, this day is simply impossible to live. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Especially Hao Yun also endured the two women's crazy kissing attacks every short time, and they almost kissed Hao Yun to kiss Mao! One kiss and two kisses Hao Yun can still accept, kissing until the face is full of lipstick marks It would be too much. Of course, the initiator of the lipstick mark on her face is Xiahou Yongyue, but the culprit who made the lipstick print is Li Yunfei Lori.

So as soon as the three of them entered the mall, Hao Yun rushed into the bathroom to wash lipstick prints while onlookers. The buddy next to him, who had just finished washing his hands in the toilet, was shocked when he saw Hao Yun, and almost bowed his head and took him as a confidant.

Hao Yun felt bitter in his heart, but he didn't say it. After washing the lipstick marks on his face, Hao Yun found two beautiful women, one big and one small, sitting in the waiting area.

"Can you two get along well? Why do you have to be on the tip of the needle?" Hao Yun simply made the words clear, and then let the two girls fight over and over again, he felt that he could be broken into parts.

The first to open his question was Hao Yun's eldest apprentice, Li Yunfei, a high-quality legal Lori who had just turned seven: "Master is mine! No one is allowed to rob it!"

Xiahou Yongyue rolled her eyes and said, "No one is robbing you of the master, I'm just fighting for my own man!"

"There are so many men, why are you staring at my master?" said Xiao Lori, not to be outdone.

Xiahou Yongyue said righteously: "I have a baby kiss with your master! The so-called parents' orders, the words of the matchmaker, the four books and five rituals, I am your master's daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door! Come, call the master to listen!"

Little Lori was directly stunned by Xiahou Yongyue, the doll kissed the master who didn't pass the door? Oh my God!

Hao Yun was also depressed, what about pretending to be confused when he said that he was good? What about the husband who said that he was good at cultivating the game? Why did you just confess it?

Xiahou Yongyue turned her head to look at Hao Yun and said, "You big man should also say something! Is it meaningful to see us quarrel big and small? Could you please state what you think?"

"Eh, Xiahou, let's slow down in advance. Fei'er, your master can also see your thoughts, but like is like, love is love, you are still a child, and it is a bit too early to talk about this. I know you've been suffering since you were a child, and you've made me your only pillar when I appeared in your world. Ay... Reflect on yourself, do you treat me as a father more or a master a little more? You can understand your feelings for the master, but don't raise this kind of family affection to a higher level, when you are older, you will naturally understand what love between men and women is--Also, read less romance novels!" After speaking, Hao Yun gently knocked on the head of the little Lori, don't be naughty anymore, apologize to Aunt Xiahou first, she didn't want to rob the master with you at all.

Little Lori Li Yunfei timidly bowed her head to Xiahou Yongyue and said, "Aunt Xiahou... I'm sorry... I shouldn't have targeted you."

Xiahou Yongyue smiled and said: "It's my sister who is sorry for you, although Hao Yun, the dead wood, doesn't mention me and him, but I will treat you as a daughter!"

Hao Yun waved his hand and said, "Let's go home and do it again! Go shopping first! You two can buy whatever you like, I'm just a movable bank card now." Don't save me money, I'm poor and only have money left!"

After the release of the previous suspicions, the relationship between the two women, one big and one small, changed from cold to hot, and they directly incarnated as a mother and daughter and began to enter the buy-buy-buy mode.

Pretty clothes?

Shoes pretty?

Pretty headwear?

Pretty dress?

Cosmetics are beautiful, fuck off! Children can't use cosmetics! Hao Yun pulled the little Lori off the cosmetics counter.

"Master, I want to buy lipstick, I want to leave lip prints on Master's face, ahhhhh

This trend made Hao Yun both relieved and depressed, he felt that Lori was still far away, and it was really troublesome to get close!

Like what:

Li Yunfei asked energetically, "Master, Master, how is this dress?"

Hao Yun replied weakly: "It's good-looking... Waiter, wrap up and swipe the card..."

Li Yunfei continued to ask energetically, "Master, how about these little pants?"

Hao Yun continued to reply weakly: "Cute... Waiter, wrap up and swipe the card..."

"Master, Master..."

"Wrap up and swipe the card..."

This kind of conversation has been repeated countless times, Hao Yun feels that his head is about to explode, but Li Yunfei is still happy. Sometimes Hao Yun especially wanted to summon Xiahou Yongyue to save the scene, but at this time, Xiahou Yongyue was obviously on the side with Li Yunfei...

Hao Yun could finally understand why so many men hated shopping with women so much! Tired? How could a man say that he was tired? Even if he walked 108,000 miles, Hao Yun could hold on! The key was annoyance!

Hao Yun, who was tormented and exhausted, was paralyzed on the sofa like a salted fish, twitching, and Li Yunfei asked Xiahou Yongyue full of vitality, "What's wrong with Master?"

"The sheep is crazy! Leave him alone! The clothes in that store are very beautiful! Go!" Xiahou Yongyue took Li Yunfei very unkindly and continued to shop.

Hao Yun is so sad and indignant in his heart! Xiao Li Yunfei has never gone shopping, and it is understandable to be happy when she sees the world for the first time, Xiahou Yongyue, what kind of excitement are you making? Do you understand the truth that people are difficult to dismantle?

At this time, Hao Yun's mother called: "Son, what are you doing?"

Hao Yun asked with a confused face, "What's the matter, mother?"

"Do you have something to tell me?" asked Hao's mother angrily.

"What do you mean?" Hao Yun's reflexes in his brain had now dropped to the limit.

"You know it in your heart!" Hao's mother sneered.

"Uh... Is it because I earned 300 million yuan and didn't honor you? Your old heart can't be so narrow, right?" Hao Yun asked timidly, 300 million is indeed a big number, and it is really a bit too much not to tell my mother.

"What 300 million? Where did you get 300 million?" Hao's mother said, "I want to ask if you have a child?"

"Poof!" Hao Yun took a mouthful of saliva and rushed straight into his throat: "Ahem, ahem, what's the matter? I'm only twenty-three, where is the child? Where is the child?"

"Son, you must not hide this kind of thing from your mother! Our family is not a big family, there are not so many rules, you don't have to hide it from me when you have a child outside! Our mother and son are of the same mind! Don't worry, Lao Hao dares to say that you don't say a word, I will tear him down immediately! The child is innocent, at this age, he needs the love from his parents and grandparents..."Hao's mother chattered for a long time, and finally let Hao Yun grasp the key to the problem - the child!

"My dear mother, where did you hear this? I will definitely let the people who make up nonsense disappear from the world!" Hao Yun said with a grim face.

What kind of enemy is so vicious? He even smears his own style of life! Although he had a history of being a dragon swinging his tail before college, his protective measures were very perfect at that time, right? Only by committing crimes with an umbrella can there be long-term peace and stability, right?

"Do you still need someone else's bills? The bank's consumption bills have been sent to me! Do you need me to read them to you? Princess Arcadi dress... Ralph Lauren Kids Denim Set... Banana Casual Children's Wear... Do you still need to talk about the other bits and pieces? Don't you bastard know that your bank card is my subcard? The text messages from the bank are about to blow up my inbox! Stinky boy, hurry up and bring my granddaughter back, otherwise I won't be able to spare you!" Hao's mother gave an ultimatum directly, and then immediately hung up Hao Yun's phone, leaving him alone in the wind.

My heart is so tired! My mother's brain can't be blocked! Oh my God! This is a misunderstanding! This is a big misunderstanding! But my mother doesn't believe the explanation!

Hao Yun slapped himself hard! Blamed himself for being too confused in his life back then, and his mother had no confidence in herself! Blame yourself, blame yourself!

In the end, Hao Yun waved to Li Yunfei weakly: "Dear apprentice, your grandmother wants to see you..."

Love, Hao Yun doesn't want to explain anymore! The fierce life doesn't need to be explained! Let the storm come more violently!