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Is this meow okay?

What about the judges?

What about "Singing China"?

It's a fucking fake game, right?

The super cute thing in front of me with two golden ears and a touch of black, two red circles on his cheeks, blinking black eyes, and a height of about 40 cm is the judge?

Pikachu?

There's still my big skin god in this fucking two-dimensional world, Pikachu?

[Pikachu, one of the fictional Pokémon characters that appear in the anime Pokémon (Hong Kong translation of "Pokemon"), is also one of the few Pokémon characters that stand out from the rest. 】

[2014 Brazil World Cup is the official mascot. 】

[Nickname, leather god. 】

Sunan was completely stunned.

Where the fuck is "Singing Huaxia", this is clearly a childhood memory.

Sunan can still clearly remember how much joy Pikachu has brought him and how many memories he has bringed.

It's simply a generational memory!

However, now Pikachu, the god of skin, has really appeared in front of him!

It's not that stuffed animal, it's not that fake Pikachu, it's not that three-dimensional animal.

This kind of animal with bright colors and completely restored animation effects is really a leather god!

Just when Sunan was completely stunned, Pikachu on the table also made a sound.

"Skin~~~Card~~~~"

Sunan looked up, and there was an ominous premonition in his heart for no reason. He felt it clearly...... This Pikachu seems to be very angry.

Really.

In the next second, a golden arc of thunder that was visible to his eyes pulsed on the cheeks of Pikachu in front of him.

Pikachu gave a 'gentle' smile.

"Skin~~Ka~~Qiu !!!"

The thunder was flickering, the storm was raging, the sky outside was dark, and a proud petrel was flying bravely, shouting, "Let the storm come more violently!"

That's.

When the golden thunder was about to hit him, Sunan pouted calmly: "One hundred thousand volts." He clearly remembered the name of this move, and the name that made the members of Team Rocket fly to the distant horizon countless times.

What a beautiful golden arc.

I really want to be one with this thunder.

I want to hug ......

What a fart!

What to do?

That's 100,000 volts!

In the original book, the reason why Team Rocket was hit by countless '100,000 volts' and flew to the distant sky unscathed was because of their physique!

But Sunan thought that it was impossible for him to have that kind of 'immortal body'!

If he could survive being hit by 100,000 volts, he would have dominated the world a long time ago!

What other talent show are you going to participate in?

Is your brain watered?

At this moment, it was as if time had stood still. Sunan sighed leisurely, and watched with some resignation as the thunder arc in front of him got closer and closer.

Why is Pikachu angry?

Feeling bad?

Didn't have breakfast?

Don't have a girlfriend yet?

Or did the contestant's singing just now make him feel uncomfortable?

……

But it's all about your own! Why do you have to lie down and shoot? Why do you have to take a 100,000 volt slap? You haven't started to perform your talent yet, okay?

Also, the players who were carried away in a coma just now were knocked out by Pikachu's 100,000 volts!

Looking at their miserable appearance, you know that it is impossible to be okay!

It's so desperate.

……

……

At the last moment, a sound suddenly came from the system in Sunan's mind.

[Host protection mechanism on!]

[The first door, open!The second door, the closed door, open!The third door, the birth door, open!]

【Ling Bo Weibu!Walk You!】

"Boom!"

After the loud bang, Sunan's steps moved slightly to the left, and the golden thunder brushed down his cheeks, and at the same time, there was a heavy loud bang on the door behind him.

Sunan turned around, only to find that there was a thick layer of steel on the gate at the gate, which had been dented into a pit.

“……”

Compared to this deep pit, Sunan took a deep breath and scolded in his heart.

Nima, what the hell is that host protection mechanism?

Why are there still eight doors Dunjia? There are also open doors, closed doors, and birth doors? If you have the ability, you will come to a dead door!

Why does Nima's moves in "Naruto" mess around!

What the hell is that Ling Bo Weibu at the end?Why did my Great Celestial Empire's martial arts skills appear?

And also......

What is that called, Ling Bo Weibu! It's clearly a small step to the side, okay! Why do you call such a profound name!

[The host crisis is resolved.] 】

[This time the opening of the three doors plus Lingbo micro-step consumes 300,000 fan points, and the host currently owes 110,000 fans, please repay it as soon as possible, please repay it as soon as possible.] 】

Sunan covered his face: "......"

He felt the urge to smash the table.

Consume 300,000 followers? Currently owe 110,000 followers?

You fucking made me move a little, and I owe 110,000 followers? Why don't you grab it! Your system is really enough......

Sunan didn't have time to complain more, and suddenly, he felt that the silver mask on his cheek seemed to be a little loose.

The next second, the mask cracked open and fell on the carpet.

Sunan: "......"

……

……

Pikachu stood on the table, his hands folded in front of him, his feet beating from time to time, squinting his eyes and nodding: "Pickup, pickup,

"Hmph, sneaky boy, that's right. How can you wear a mask in front of the judges? Well, you can flash fast, but I haven't taken off the mask with 100,000 volts, right?"

"......" Sunan looked up and found that someone he didn't know was sitting on another stool.

"Pickup pickup pickup pickup!"

The people around Pikachu waited for him to finish speaking, and then continued to speak: "Why don't you hurry up and start introducing yourself, do you want to eat me another 100,000 volts?"

Sunan: "......"

There are too many slots, and he can't raise any urge to complain.

The translator next to Pikachu is not Ash, not Ash, not Ash!

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[A bunch of things after returning from a business trip, I've been busy all day today, and I haven't finished my work yet, and I'm still working overtime in the office! I don't have a second shift today, and I don't know what time it will be done. Tomorrow the update will be resumed. 】

[I'm sorry, but even then, the sofa is mine.] 】