Chapter 1012 Lao Tzu almost died last night!

It was almost evening, and Dream Dance, who had finished running errands from Wanshou Wujian City, returned to the City of Blood Shadows. Eん.』

When she got home, she now had her windows open, and the night pearls in the house attracted a lot of moths to enter, so she put them away for the time being.

Then, she was going to take a bath in the pool, because she had always bathed in this pool, but because she was afraid that others would peek at her or accidentally see it, she used her divine sense to set up a barrier near the pool.

Then, as soon as she took off her skirt and was about to continue to take off her little shorts, she was rushed up by a person and beat her inexplicably.

That person is really ruthless, he didn't say anything, he rushed up and was beaten badly, and he punched harder than punch, what a pervert.

Dream Dance Enchanting had just taken off her skirt, where did she dare to stand up, so she had to squat and be beaten.

During the beating, I heard that this ruthless beater was actually Ren Tuying, and wanted to open his mouth to tell him to stop, but Ren Tuying was full of scolding and spitting, and the scolding and fists produced a cheerful rhythm.

But luckily the guy didn't go crazy and finally stopped.

……

At this time, the god painted the big 6, the heavenly pole, the city of blood shadows, in a certain courtyard in the city of blood shadows, and by a certain pool in a certain courtyard.

Ren Tuying's expression stiffened, and he looked at Mengwu enchanting in a daze, unable to speak for a long time.

His mood now is no different from when he was beaten by Mengwu Enchanting just now, he is completely confused, damn it, the ghost knows what Lao Tzu just went through.

In the silence, only listening to the sound of "grunt", Ren Tuying swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and a flash of inspiration seemed to flash in his mind.

A blazing fire appeared in Mengwu's enchanting eyes, and she roared angrily: "The soul is faint, I want to run away when I hit someone, you stop me!"

On the way to run, Ren Tuying took off his coat, and then went to bed as fast as possible when he entered the bedroom, hoping that he would escape by doing so.

After a while, Dream Dance chased after her, stretched out her hand, and with a wave of her hand, there was an extra night pearl on the lampstands everywhere in the room, and it was instantly bright.

She rushed into the bedroom in a few steps, rolled up her sleeves and prepared to return the beating, but saw Ren Tuying sleeping on the bed, and snoring, as if she was sleeping very dead, like a pig.

"Ren Tuying, you get up for me!" her anger was really hard to contain, although she really wanted to be a quiet little girl.

Ren Tuying, who was pretending to be asleep, felt a chill in his heart when he heard this, thinking that this time the matter was really big, he knew very well that once Mengwu Enchanting and Leng Ruoxi directly called out his name, instead of shouting his nickname, it must be a fire.

"Pretend to be asleep, don't you, don't you get up, do you?" Dream Dance jumped on the bed and kicked it when she raised her foot.

Ren Tuying finally couldn't hold on, woke up "sleepy-eyed", and said very confidently: "Demon, what are you doing on this big night, don't let people sleep well?"

Dream Dance glared at her eyes, she was really angry and funny, thinking that this guy was still pretending at this time, and his face was really thick enough.

"Are you a man?"

Ren Tuying's face was full of innocence and he added a puzzle, "Of course I am, you should know this very well." Demon, did you eat chili today? I slept well, why did you wake me up? Did I mess with you? Or did your aunt come and have nowhere to vent?"

"You...... You ......" Dream Dance was so angry that her chest fell together, the green tendons on her forehead bloomed, and she opened her mouth to scream: "Your soul is ——! light"

Ren Tuying covered his ears with interest at the moment, he knew very well that this girl was not only a witch spirit physique, but also a sound spirit physique, how could ordinary people bear this kind of scream.

When the screaming stopped, Ren Tuying let go of his hand, looking at Mengwu's bewitching and aggrieved appearance, he felt guilty in his heart, and said: "Okay, I admit that I did it, I beat women, I am not a man." But this is also a misunderstanding, I have a preconceived idea that you are a person from the Shadow Guard Hall, if I had known that it was you, I would not have beaten you even if I beat myself. ”

"Besides, didn't you go to Ruoxi's place, who knew that you came back suddenly, and the house was pitch black, and there was not a single light on, of course I would mistake it for ......"

As he was talking, he was interrupted by the enchanting Dream Dance.

Ren Tuying sighed in her heart, knowing that her explanation was superfluous, this girl became angry and couldn't listen to anything at all.

Dream Dance glared at Ren Tuying enchantingly, "It's against you, even I dare to fight, are you finished?"

Ren Tuying's face was full of bitterness, "Sister Enchanting, I really didn't mean it. ”

Dream Dance looked indifferent: "Three choices, first, washboard, second, extended washboard, third, widened washboard." ”

Ren Tuying raised his head and asked expectantly, "Is there a fourth choice?"

Dream Dance Enchanting: "Fourth, a longer and wider washboard. ”

Ren Tuying sighed and asked weakly, "What about the fifth?"

Dream Dance also sighed, "Forget it, I'll give you two more choices, either, never want to go to bed, or, let me fight until I get angry." Really, if I don't give you some color, I really think that you have the final say in this family. ”

Ren Tuying smiled very politely, and said: "Dream Dance Girl, you must know that we are all civilized people, not rude, quality, quality." Let's sit down and drink a cup of tea calmly, if the tea is hot, just wait and drink it when it's cold, and then let's talk about life and ideals, and all the troubles and trivial matters will disappear.

Saying that, Ren Tuying's face became extremely cold, as if he was going to eat people, he couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly got out of bed, squatting honestly in front of Mengwu Enchantment, holding his head in his hands, "What, demon, I have nothing else in this life, but beg for light." ”

Mengwu bewitched and bent down and smiled slightly: "Ren Gongzi, in fact, what you said is right, you shouldn't do it." Since this is the case, the slave family's mouth is moving, and the slave family's mouth will make Ren Gongzi very comfortable. ”

Ren Tuying's face changed suddenly, "This ...... I'm afraid it's not right, Dream Dance Girl, I haven't taken a shower today. ”

Mengwu shook her head enchantingly, "Ren Gongzi is too worried, the slave family won't mind." Saying that, Dream Dance squatted down enchantingly.

A moment later.

"Ah——!h

I only heard a terrible cry spread throughout the compound.

I saw that Dream Dance was enchanting and biting Ren Tuying's ears tightly, refusing to let go, and Ren Tuying, who was in pain, cried and called her mother.

"Are you comfortable?"

"It hurts, it hurts, demon, please let it go. ”

"I, ask, are you comfortable?!" Dream Dance suddenly increased her strength.

"It's comfortable, it's comfortable, it's comfortable. ”

"Then I'll make you a little more comfortable. ”

"Ahh

……

The next day, Ren Tuying went to Li Qiu early in the morning, and the whole person looked listless and depressed.

He had a belly full of depression and wanted to vent it.

After Mengwu bit her ear last night, her anger still didn't subside, and she refused to let Ren Tuying go to bed, so poor Ren Tuying sat dry all night, and her ears hurt all night.

This dream dance is also really a good husband, not only did he not let Ren Tuying sleep, but he also did not let Ren Tuying treat the injury on his ear, saying that he would bite as soon as he was cured.

Li forced the courtyard.

"Yo, Boss Rabbit, it's early. Ouch, my brother Di, why is your left ear red and swollen? There are tooth marks on it, should it be ...... Ouch, I'll go, it's really okay!" Li Qi's face was full of surprise, and he looked at Ren Tuying like a monkey.

Ren Tuying picked up the wine jug on the stone table and poured it with his head up, and then said, "Damn, Lao Tzu almost died last night." ”

"I know, I know. Li forced him to pat him on the shoulder and instructed: "So, the women who have become relatives are all tigresses, and they must not be provoked." But you have to learn how to control your wife with Brother Qiu, you look at the snow in my house, how docile I am, tell her to take off her clothes, she doesn't dare to take off her shoes. ”

Ren Tuying gave him a thumbs up, "The only thing I want to learn from you is how to brag without blushing." ”

"Where's the word, Brother Forced is born with a pretending physique, you can't learn it, and with your brain, you still learn a yarn. Remember, if you want to learn the art of controlling your wife, you have to invite Brother Forced to eat, and then Brother Forced will teach you well, you can see if Brother Forced is telling the truth when you look at the snow. ”

I didn't want him to say that as soon as his words fell, a black thing flew from nowhere and just smashed on Li Qiu's head.

"Oh, I'm going, who's going to be alive, aren't you?"

Then I heard a voice from inside the house: "The surname is Li, who is going to wash so many dirty clothes, who are you going to wash?! If you don't wash them all this morning, I want you to look good!"

Li forced his face to not change, and patted Ren Tuying on the shoulder, "What, Brother Forced to do the laundry first, and drink two glasses later." Remember, if you want to learn the art of controlling your wife, you have to invite your brother to dinner. ”

…… (To be continued.) )

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I remember, my first love, when I made her angry, she would bite my ear, my heart was very dark, and I bit hard every time, and the feeling was really unforgettable, one word: it hurts.

It really hurts.

Before biting, she didn't eat the soft ones, and she was harder than you when you came to the hard ones, so I really didn't let you go.

When biting, she will also ask you if you are comfortable, saying that she bites harder when she is comfortable, and bites harder when she is uncomfortable, it is really hopelessly heartbroken, I can only smile and reveal that my mother sells batches and bears it, waiting for her to be angry.

After biting, she will care about you with a distressed face, asking you if it hurts, and she will definitely not bite again next time. What the hell will believe this!

So, if you have a sister friend who reads, you can learn this trick, and when your boyfriend makes a mistake, she will talk nonsense to him and bite his ear directly!

Of course, male compatriots, don't think crookedly, this bite is not the other bite, don't read this word separately, it's a bite!

(End of chapter)