This is definitely the most unforgettable scene in his life, the top five famous scenes of the marquee before death!

In his previous life, although he was not a tall and burly tough guy, he was also a tall man who could handle it in the eyes of southerners, especially with his IQ height, he had never fought with anyone in his life by relying on intelligence to win. When he was a child, he was wilted and wilted, and he never borrowed his strength to fight, and he didn't take the lead himself.

He never dreamed that one day, he would be captured alive by a woman!

Just now, he saw Chai Haitang in the backyard and pulled Chai Fangqing out of the house in a hurry, he wanted to watch it from a distance, so as not to tear it up and splash his blood. In case his cheap mother also gets involved, so that the family will crush the strength, he will be able to stand out at this time and add a little favorability or something.

Unexpectedly, Chai Fangqing was indeed not a good stubble, and he did sprinkle all the fire on the concubine as he wanted, but it didn't need the concubine to come forward at all, Chai Haitang raised his fist and the matter was settled......

Suddenly he watched a good show, and it became a good show.

“…… Mother. ”

Mu Dun'er is as good as a stream, and the concubine calls him son, so he should really come down. "I'm not afraid that my mother will suffer, take - this father will help me, in case Chai Fangqing deceives people too much, my mother's beautiful temperament is not a tear-up warrior at first glance, and it will be good for a family of three to go into battle together. ”

"What is tearing type...... Warrior?" the concubine asked shamelessly.

Uh, the mouth is fast.

If this is to let her know the detailed explanation of that word, and not tear him to pieces?

"Tearing you know, that is, tearing and beating, in our case also extends to the meaning of quarreling and fighting, forcing us there means a little stupid, and the person is not very good - then the whole sentence means that this person is brave and ruthless, he is a person who loves to quarrel and fight with others, and he is brave and invincible like a soldier who goes to the battlefield to kill the enemy. ”

After speaking, Mu Dun'er smiled flatteringly at the concubine:

"Mother, let's see if you let go of your hand from my neck first, I'm a little out of breath. ”

The concubine looked him up and down, and before she could move her fingers, she saw a figure approaching beside her. She turned her head slightly, and saw Chai Rong pause one step at a time, her beautiful eyes staring at her directly, her hands clenched into fists lightly, her shoulders on the side, and her whole body made defensive movements.

What, he's going to come up and rob someone?

Seeing her actions, he thought she was hurting his son...... smashed her son's head, and the chain reaction was to throw out his full of fatherly love, and she was really convinced.

She slowly let go of her hand, and sure enough, when she peeked at it, she saw that the tension on his face suddenly relaxed.

"What do you want to do?" the concubine raised her eyebrows slightly, and unsurprisingly saw Chai Rong immediately take two steps back, baring her teeth and smirking.

"I—No. I didn't want to do anything-" Chai Rong swallowed his saliva, raised his slender finger and pointed at Mu Dun'er: "Mu Dun'er said...... Strangulation...... I...... He hurts. ”

When he talked to her, his eyes began to avoid her, and the concubine could see that he was afraid of getting along with the original owner. Usually he doesn't make contact without contact, he can't wait for his eyes to meet in the air, he has a kind of want to gouge out his eyeballs, and now for the sake of his fake son, he actually dares to stand up and protest to her...... He can.

"Now that I've let go of him, it's okay, right?" the concubine said with a pleasant face, "You can go play, I have something to say to Mu Dun'er." ”

Mu Dun'er's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he knew that there was a drama in cooperation, but he was not stupid, he was cheap and stupid, and his head shook like a wave drum:

"Nope. I'm with Mu Dun'er. ”

After speaking, he didn't even dare to look at her, so he lowered his head and hung directly into his crotch.

The concubine didn't want to communicate with him more, seeing that others were tall and big, she was really afraid that talking to him all the time would frighten him. A glance passed, and Mu Dun'er understood:

"Dad, you go to the party by yourself, my mother and I have something to talk about. He walked over to Chai Rong's long legs and craned his neck high to look at him. "I like the rabbit you caught yesterday, so you can catch me a few pheasants." ”

Chai Rong nodded violently for a while, and then suddenly turned his eyes to the concubine, and he moved away at the speed of a flash.

…… really treated her as a flood beast, the corners of the concubine's mouth twitched. How did the original owner shock a stupid big man who was alive like this, and don't get close to her like a tigress, it's really a knowledge.

"Mother and I are having fun, it's okay, you can go play too!" Mu Dun'er was also shocked by the stupid father's persistence, and he pulled up the hand of the concubine and shook it to be cheerful, and the corners of his mouth were almost pulled behind the roots of his ears.

Who said it's hard to coax a child?

It's even harder to coax a stupid dad!

……

The three people looked at each other, and a subtle aura flowed in the air, and the embarrassment was overwhelming.

Mu Dun'er knew that his stupid father's personality was stubborn enough, and if he dragged him, he might be able to pestle the ground all day without moving. So he picked up the concubine and walked to the backyard, waving at his father as he walked:

"Go early and come back early, and don't forget my pheasant. ”

Phew, why is it very healthy, he can hear the obscene smell in his face!

Chai Rong watched a pair of 'blind date and love' mother and son walk out of his sight, his eyes stared for a long time, the hesitation on his face was gone, and he suddenly remembered that this was the first time his son asked him for something, and ran away with a swish, and jumped out of the Chai family compound and went straight to the back mountain in three or two steps.

It wasn't until she returned to the West House in the backyard that she couldn't see Chai Rong anymore that the concubine shook off the little fat hand that stuck to her hand.

He looked to her like a thirty-five-year-old man in the skin of a child, but he ignored the body that did not match his mature and crude soul, and as soon as she shook it, he jumped out with that momentum, and staggered to the ground and threw himself on the ground to eat.

"it!"

Mu Dun'er stabilized his mind, and his little heart couldn't help but be stimulated, and he couldn't stop beating.

"Mother, you can take it easy, with my physique, if you use your strength, I may go to see Hades wherever I hit......"

The concubine's face suddenly turned red, "Men and women don't kiss, although your era is different, we are still like this here." ”

She remembered him as her son—though only in name, what was there to be skinny or not?

The concubine sat on the side of the kang with her ass, looked at him and sighed heavily: "Yes, what can we do together? Look at your small body, the whole person is not as long as my legs, what can I do, what is left to eat, and I am also the master of the limbs and grains...... The only advantage we have is that our brains are okay, but our brains can't be sold for money......"

Mu Dun'er heard what she said, and the spirit shuddered.

Sell Brains...... Illicit......

"All I can say is that two highly intelligent people are better than two stupid forks together. The road is walked by people, and the method is thought out by people, so let's take our time. Smart people can't do things that sit back and wait, can they?"