When I first met him, I was like a Sven person, and when I got acquainted, I didn't know which neurological hospital released it, dear, this is you. -- Some of the text messages sent by Xiao Sheng during the 'Cold War' with Liu Jie.

Liu Jie, who was walking in front, lowered her head and typed something directly on the touch screen keyboard, when Xiao Sheng's tired fingers were sore, and after sending the above paragraph, this Nizi no longer knew how many text messages Xiao Sheng had sent that made Xiao Sheng 'unstoppable'! To put it bluntly, this is called guilty two.

As the saying goes, wicked women still need to be grinded by wicked people. Anyway, Xiao Sheng didn't dare to have time today, go early, go late, it's a big deal to buy a few more boxes of eggs when passing by the supermarket, although it is homely, but it is really not a good person! But for Liu Jie, he came out to carefully select things for his parents and avoided the catastrophe of marriage. When the fugue was behind Liu Jie, Liu Jie, who was in a hurry, suddenly stopped, turned around and walked to Xiao Sheng's side, raising his hand was a slap, not heavy, more like a girl in love, a kind of emotional venting.

"What's wrong with me? I can't beat you, I avoid you, and what's wrong?"

"Are you trying to embarrass me? What time is it? If you don't hurry, are you going to go back and have lunch?"

"You're still counting on me to copy two dishes? ”

"Die, hurry up, let's go to the shopping building in front of us. While speaking, Liu Jie took the initiative to take Xiao Sheng's arm, leaned sideways and walked out, pulling Xiao Sheng to the opposite side. And this pull, pull, and then want to loosen, it's really a bit difficult.

Men's clothing boutique on the third floor, dazzling international, domestic first-line brands, occupy several major dazzling positions on the third floor, every store, Liu Jie will carefully select the style he loves, and then let the live model Xiao Sheng, wear it, until he is satisfied, without hesitation, take out the credit card, brush it off! Looking at Liu Jie's generous, fanned payment method, the waiters looked at Xiao Sheng's eyes, slightly changed. There were even a few bold girls who directly jokingly said to Xiao Sheng:

"You're really convinced, and you've found a wife who is so good to you. Whenever Xiao Sheng heard this, he would reply unhurriedly:

When repaying the credit card, the bank staff also praised her. Every time the service girl heard this, when she saw Xiao Sheng's realistic helpless expression, most of them would cover the corners of their mouths and 'giggle' and laugh, and Liu Jie, who was standing next to Xiao Sheng, glanced at Xiao Sheng with a smile.

"It's a shirt, it's pants, it's a belt, it's a leather shoe, you say you're done with this, and your mother is drinking the northwest wind? "While walking, Xiao Sheng, who was nagging, carried several paper bags in one hand, and the other arm was on Liu Jie's shoulder, intentionally or unintentionally, I don't know if I was used to Xiao Sheng's kind of time, Liu Jie, who would 'resist', most of them would shake off Xiao Sheng's arm and then hold it with both hands, for fear that the other party would be dishonest again.

Habits can be formed by repeating them twelve times and remembering them vividly. In the following period of time, as long as she was hanging out with Xiao Sheng, Liu Jie habitually held Xiao Sheng's arm, a talented man and a woman, a pair of jackals, tigers and leopards, not to mention, it looked really like that.

"Hey, sister, I see that you have so many clothes, why are they all dark blue?

"No way, my dad likes blue, I don't know exactly why. Hearing this, Xiao Sheng smiled mysteriously and asked:

"Ask you something, did your father love blue after he knew your mother?" Hearing Xiao Sheng's words, Liu Jie looked at Xiao Sheng in surprise and said softly:

"How do you know? My dad once said that it was my mom who made him fall in love with the blue ocean. As an executive instructor of the Navy Special Combat Team, Liu Jie's father, Liu Jianmin met Liu Jie's mother when he first enlisted there, knew each other, and fell in love! At that time, Liu Jianmin was very shy, and the reason why he chose the Navy was that Liu's mother served in the Navy Nurse Company at that time. While falling in love with this woman, I also fell in love with this profession. Only then did the current special operations group No. 5, the chief instructor of the amphibious execution, the dog-headed Liu ......

"Do you need to ask? Hanging silk will fall in love with the blue one when they have a partner. ”

"Why?"

"How do you say blue in English?"

"Blue!"

"Yes, no. This is to warn yourself, but also to remind yourself that you have broken away from the era of one hand, and you also celebrate yourself, and finally found a woman who can replace your right hand. ”

"You go die......"

'Poof, poof, poof'. This time, Xiao Sheng was directly stabbed into an internal injury by Liu Jie's three elbows, holding his stomach and holding on to the stairs, Xiao Sheng, who was miserable, gritted his teeth and said:

"The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart. You're so ruthless. ”

At nearly ten o'clock, Xiao Sheng, who acted as a live model for an hour and a half, failed to get a dress selected by Liu Jie as usual because of the sentence 'no masturbation' at the critical moment, looking at Liu Jie, who was still angry sitting in the carriage, Xiao Sheng said with a bright smile:

"As for that, just kidding. ”

"Every father, in the eyes of his daughter, is flawless and omnipotent! I will not allow you to slander his existence like this. ”

"Yes, I have touched your scales? In the future, we will also have a girl, no, we want two, one to supervise you, and the other to torture, dare to say a bad word about me, I will not make a move, and the two girls will treat you honestly. Hearing Xiao Sheng's rather unreliable words, his cheeks were gloomy, and Liu Jie, who was already on the verge of going berserk, finally went crazy. Punched and kicked, but this time, Xiao Sheng chose to resist.

Where there is oppression, there is resistance, when Xiao Shengshi showed the long-lost 'Want Want Milk Grabber' on the rivers and lakes, Liu Jie's originally angry red cheeks were even redder, and it was estimated that he could fry eggs.

Along the way, in the carriage, the two of them 'you fight for me', which makes the cici sway, especially when waiting for the traffic light, many drivers stretched out their thumbs after seeing the amplitude of the body shaking, and screamed in their hearts:

"Che Zhen, it's not your kind of play. ”