"Hahaha, buddy Xie Lu, who scolded me for being stupid and white before, you are stupid and stupid. ”

Xie Lu scratched his head, his face full of embarrassment: "I just wanted to tease the liar, but I didn't expect that the liar was a psychopath." ”

"Silly road, stupid road, especially smooth, a bit like a stupid donkey, or I'll call you a stupid donkey in the future." ”

"......" He has a weak heart, so I called him out of temper.

"After tossing and turning all morning, I suddenly remembered that today was Saturday. It's a big loss, and I haven't slept too late. I yawned and found myself sleepy, and when I looked at the time, it was half past twelve at noon.

"I just want to have a big meal right now to soothe my wounded heart. Xie Lu rubbed his fat belly, looking bitter.

"Hahaha, someone finally chased after you, it's still a psychopath, did you get a 10,000-point crit this morning?"

"yes! So now that the blood gauge is empty, and you keep laughing, the blood gauge is negative, and no new features can be developed for you. ”

"Forget it, look at your pitiful, take you to eat something delicious!"

"Let's go!"

Then we came to the Five Brothers food stall.

This is my third visit.

The first time it was purely intuitive, the second time was to call the flower chicken, and the third time was because I suddenly found out that the restaurant sells a lot of specialties and I have to eat them all before leaving.

Xie Lu doesn't like to eat spicy food, so the snail dishes are directly skipped and ignored.

I highly recommended him to try the steamed pork with lotus leaf and lotus leaf, and I myself ordered Parmesan pork and bamboo rice that I had never eaten before.

Bamesan fragrant pig originated in Bama Yao Autonomous County, Guangxi, is said to be the "famous noble" of pigs, growing in an ecological, natural and healthy environment, is a high-quality, precious and rare small pig.

The skin is thin, the meat is fine and lean, the muscle fiber is delicate, the fat is white, the taste is sweet and fragrant, and the nutrition is rich, which is better than the mountain delicacies - civet.

When cooking, it can also be fragrant without adding any condiments, known as "a family of boiled meat is fragrant, and it smells seven miles away".

This dish from the five brother food stalls has a unique method. Using the fresh and tender little fragrant pig as raw material, soaked in the prepared seasoning soup, and then roasted on the charcoal fire, while roasting on the honey, the color is golden and bright red after roasting, and the fragrance is fragrant.

When the dishes are served, the smell alone makes people salivate.

At first glance, the oil is shiny, but there is very little grease.

With chopsticks, the skin is crispy and fragrant, and the meat is tender and delicious.

Take a bite, feel crispy and soft and burst out of juice, all kinds of seasonings evenly absorb the flavor, salty and fragrant pork blends with the sweetness of honey, fat but not greasy, and the aftertaste is endless.

After another bite, I was completely sleepy, and the cells of my whole body were mobilized to conquer this unique delicacy.

After eating for a while, the bamboo tube rice was also served.

The fragrance is fragrant, and the smell is a must.

Bamboo rice, also known as fragrant bamboo rice, uses the newly cut bamboo tube as a container, puts the soaked rice into it, adds an appropriate amount of water and ingredients, plugs the mouth of the tube tightly with fresh bamboo leaves, and puts it on the fire to grill.

After the surface of the bamboo tube is charred, the rice inside the tube is cooked.

When eating, the bamboo skin is peeled off with a knife, and the rice is wrapped in bamboo film, which is soft and delicious, refreshing and refreshing.

After a big meal, I felt refreshed, and the unpleasantness of the morning was swept away.

Just as he was about to check out and leave, there was a sudden noise not far away.

If you look closely, it turns out that the boss's naughty bear child is playing with a water gun and spraying it on the guest.

"Whose child is so uneducated that he didn't see us eating?" the middle-aged man stood up and scolded angrily.

"Ahh My cotton clothes are all soaked, this winter, you are going to freeze me to death!" a shrill female voice came and went.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm too busy today, I didn't look at the baby, I don't need money for this meal, I don't want money. The boss bowed and apologized.

But another younger male guest had already grabbed his son, and he had two big-eared scrapers in his hands.

For children, the force of these two slaps is really a bit heavy.

I saw that the child's nose was bleeding and he was beaten, and he was stunned for a few seconds before he suddenly burst into tears.

The young man didn't seem to be relieved, and pushed him directly, and the boy fell to the ground heavily, tears and nosebleeds all over the ground.

Seeing this, the boss also got angry and rushed up to give the young man two big ear scrapers.

The proprietress cried and pulled the child up and held it in her arms.

The situation suddenly got out of control, and several guests suddenly besieged the boss, punching and kicking.

I took out my phone and wanted to call the police.

Xie Lu's buddy rushed up and shouted, "This meal is so delicious! Don't bully the boss!"

This is a joke! I persuaded him to fight without even thinking about it.

But the frenzied guests ignored him and regarded him as one of the targets of their anger.

"Hit, hit, beat to death!" The woman who was sprayed with clothes was not a big deal, and kept adding fuel to the fire.

While it's understandable to be unreasonable, it's not good to be excessive.

The buddy Xie Lu seems to have practiced his legs, and he can barely cope with it in a pair of threes.

However, after a few minutes of fighting, it took a lot of physical strength and gradually became a little overwhelmed.

If he didn't pay attention, his face was already blue and purple.

Seeing that he and his boss couldn't hold it anymore, the police finally came, which was like a savior.

In the end, we went to the police station in a police car.

Because he was persuaded to fight and was beaten, fighting was considered legitimate defense, and he was done with a good record, and he was not held responsible.

After the whole thing was taken care of, I had to accompany him to the hospital to have his wounds bandaged.

On the big weekend, the hospital was full of emergency patients, and a long line went to the Pacific Ocean, tossing and turning, and it was gone in one afternoon.

And I'm already trapped in a poop.

Finally returned to the Yang Ji Flour Shop, and we were desperate to find that the door that was knocked by the big man in the morning had not been repaired.

Since Daddy Yang has lost his son, he seems to have lost his enthusiasm for life, and he doesn't care about trivial matters, even treating his door as if he didn't see it.

In order to get a good night's sleep, we had to drag our extremely sleepy bodies and contact the cultivators.

The master finished repairing the gate and repairing the small door, and it was already nine o'clock in the evening when it was all completed.

It was a sleepy and hungry day.

Xie Lu's face was wrapped in two pieces of gauze, his chubby face was becoming more and more puffy, and his eyes were so small that he needed a magnifying glass to find them.

Looking at him like a bear, I was already so angry that I lost my temper, but I still couldn't help but give him a few knives to vent my anger: "Dude, thanks to your courage and resourcefulness today, I came to Guangxi to enter the police station three times." Having refreshed all the achievements in history, I'm so sleepy now that I don't even want to take a shower, I just want to complain. ”

"Today the water is reversed...... But you can't blame me entirely!"

"Could it be...... Blame me?"

"Yes, if you hadn't taken me to that food stall to eat, if it weren't for the delicious food, I wouldn't have been stupid enough to help the boss fight......

"Poof...... There's no one for you to do that......"

"Really, that dish is so delicious that it flies!"

“…… You're not being beaten stupid, are you?"

“……”