Chapter 191
In the "Helan Villa", from big to small, regardless of men, women and children, everyone knows that the owner's daughter is afraid of the eldest lady who brought home a "distressed" son. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
This is really a "difficulty"; in everyone's hearts, it is not a "difficulty" for a man to be with his eldest lady
What is it?
But no one dares to be disrespectful to this "troubled" son, or offend a little in words. Because the owner's daughter can treat the little leopard as a treasure, and He Jianchou completely gave an order with the attitude of a Taishan adult, the little leopard can enter and exit freely everywhere in the village, and there is no need for waist card identification, nor does it need to distinguish the "incision".
Therefore, everyone saw the little leopard, just like they saw a new aunt, bowing and waving, and greeted him with a smile in their hearts.
The little leopard, of course, understands what the reason is. However, he was dumb and ate coptis, and he couldn't open his mouth when he wanted to say it.
After eating He Jianchou's "Reception Banquet", he drove away the noisy He Rumei.
The little leopard was reclining on the bamboo recliner alone, and there was only one question in his mind, that is, how to determine where the little star was in the fastest and most effective way, and how to get her out.
The more I think about it, the more anxious I become, and the more anxious I become, the more I can't feel at ease.
The little leopard bounced up from the chair like a spring, he couldn't hold it anymore, he was going to look for it, to find the "star" that he had lost.
Outside this exquisite room, it was already dark.
Looking at the huge and dark courtyard, he suddenly realized that he couldn't ask people, and he couldn't shout at the throat, so he was so blind, where to find the little star?
Skirting the flower beds and stepping on the path paved with flower tiles, the little leopard walked aimlessly.
"Who? Password"
The man was clearly suspicious, and his tone was wary.
"This ...... This big brother is ...... It's ...... me."
"Who are you? If you don't give the order, I'm going to release the arrow."
The shadow moved, presumably not playing, for the little leopard could already feel a row of arrows beside the man, reflecting the faint moonlight, glowing coldly.
"This ...... This big brother, it's me, it's me, I'm your young lady's friend, my surname is Zhao, my surname is Zhao, and I'm from Beijing......" Sweating quickly, the little leopard said in a stacked voice.
All of a sudden, under the flower stand, three burly men flashed out of the rockery, and when they saw clearly that the person in front of them was the coquettish guest in the village, and the future east bed, they bowed and retreated.
Gently caressed Fanzi's beating heart, the little leopard stepped forward again, and took the initiative to say: "Two big brothers, you have worked hard......
The man under the flower stand came out again, and there was a feeling of flattery in his tone: "Zhao Gongzi, this is the way it should be, it should be, the duty lies, I'm sorry to scare you." ”
"Where, where, I drank too much at night, I can't sleep at this time and go out for a walk, I didn't expect the village to be so guarded at night, it seems that I have to go back to the room......"
Just when his hope was shattered, the man who spoke brought him an unexpected burst of pleasure, because the man said, "Zhao ...... Zhao Gongzi, you please, you please, the owner of the village has ordered, not to mention that you are not an outsider, our subordinates in the entire Helan Villa treat you as their own. ”
"Seeing the wind makes the rudder" and "beating the snake with the stick", the little leopard is very oily, and he has a lot of experience in these two sentences.
As soon as he heard the warmth in other people's words, he quietly acknowledged it, and what he said was really refreshing.
"Uh, two big brothers, you are really 'on the road',...... I...... I'm going to make you two friends...... If you say anything else, just by looking at the two of you, I know your future prospects...... The future is ...... Not...... Nothing is nothing...... This one...
Yes, yes, immeasurable...... Hehe, there is no 'bright' future, there is no 'bright' ......"
The so-called three axes of Cheng biting Jin, after cutting it, there is nothing else to do.
The little leopard doesn't learn and has no skills, and he can't say three words in a serious way, but he can reveal his original form, but fortunately, others are small, and people don't care. Besides, his "four seas" style has already spread all over the village.
What's more, these two people can hear that this future Golden Turtle Mei of Helan Villa is so "broken and handed over", not only are they flattered, they are a little dizzy, how can they care about anything else.
Therefore, the three of them actually set up a "dragon gate array" under the flower stand.
"Pairing" means that people are very light with each other, that is, they are very pleasing to the eye, or they get along very well.
While bandering and trying his best to cater to him, the little leopard and these two Zhuang Ding "Wang Er Mazi" named Yan Gui and Tang Yang had a long time of arguing.
"" is exactly the little leopard's specialty, and after half a shift, he has coaxed these two people so much that they can't figure out the northwest and southeast in a deliberate confrontation.
I saw a slightly stout Yan Gui with a grim smile on his face and said: "Zhao Gongzi, Tang Yang and we really didn't expect you to be such an easy person to get along with, and after talking to you, ha, we just found out that you are really approachable, and you don't even have a little bit of a rich son's shelf......"
"Yes, yes, Yan Gui is right, this is called 'matching', hehe, 'matching'...... Zhao Gongzi, as long as you have orders in the future, we will respect our orders"!.
"Two ...... Two big brothers, where to talk, where to talk, thanks to the two of you don't dislike it, I'm a little ...... I'Zhao someone' can know you, and let you 'match' this is my three lives are fortunate, no, not only three lives, but also the blessing of four or five lives...... In a word, it is...... It's just called ...... That's right, it's called 'meeting and hating late', I think so, don't call me Zhao Gongzi in the future, I sound very awkward, why don't I call you big brother, you can call me little brother......"
Don't look at the young age of the little leopard, he can feel the human nature clearly. He knew that he needed to shorten the distance between people, and that was a hot name.
"Then how dare you be, how dare you be......" Yan Gui and Tang Yang responded contrivedly.
"What does it matter, you're already out of me, okay, we'll make up our minds. You don't want me to call you uncle......" The little leopard learned to kiss the rivers and lakes and said heroically.
"In that case, our brothers will call you little brother. Old Tang, when Ming'er is fine, we can get to your mother-in-law, ask her to cook a few side dishes, scald wine, congratulate and congratulate our little brother, and wish him to become our "Helan Villa" as soon as possible.......
"Okay, wow, this still needs to be said, Zhao Gongzi, oh, no, no, let's just say it...... little brother" Tang Yang also stammered.
As soon as he mentioned "He Rumei", the little leopard lost his appetite, but in order to save the little star, what could he say?
After all, he also understands that the two pieces of material on the other side are because they are friends with their young lady, so they are so "opposed" with themselves, if they want to know what kind of medicine is sold in their gourd, I am afraid that even if they really kneel down and call them uncle, they will definitely not even look at it.
, "little leopard" never stopped in his mind how to get the news out of the mouths of these two "Wang Er Mazi".
Seeing that the time was almost up, the little leopard said with ulterior motives: "Two big brothers, this is ...... We have said since we were young that people in the rivers and lakes inevitably have many enemies or something, look at your three steps, one post, five steps and one sentry, so guarded, is it not the owner of the village who is looking for the enemy!"
"Little brother, you are really pure, maybe you don't know, our 'Helan Yezhuang' dare not say it elsewhere, at least in Huaizhong, this land can afford to hold up the sky, although the enemy is there, but if you want to invade our 'Helan Villa', it's not me to brag, I'm afraid no one has the guts." Tang Yang was afraid that others would not know the reputation of "Helan Villa" in the rivers and lakes, and he said it a little exaggerated but not outrageous.
"Then why are you fighting so much...... War...... "The little leopard" wanted to write a paper, but he couldn't remember the idiom of "trembling and trembling" for a while, and after "fighting" for a long time, he finally remembered the phrase "like facing a great enemy". This urgency reminded him of Xiaoxing even more, because if Xiaoxing was there, he knew that she would definitely give him a teleprompter, and he would not be so embarrassed to look foreign.
Smiling, Tang Yang said: "In the past two days, we have put more open and dark cards than usual, your brother is not an outsider, let alone a Jianghu person, it doesn't matter if you say it...... Here's the thing, yesterday there was a distant relative of the owner of the village in the village, I heard that he had offended the 'Four Crazy Hall' three hundred miles away, and the people had taken refuge, and the owner of the village also promised to give him shelter, in order to prevent the enemy from learning of the news attack, so everyone worked harder on weekdays. ”
With a jump in his heart, the "little leopard" asked again without moving: "Who is this?" How did you offend something...... What is the 'Four Crazy Hall', can't it be that he will hide here and never go out for the rest of his life?"
Yan Gui, who had been silent for a long time, was obviously unwilling to be lonely, he said: "I know this, I heard that the name of that person is 'Hot Hand' Jia Yuzu, who originally made a living by gambling in the 'Lotus Collection', but somehow offended the 'Four Crazy Hall' over there and ran to our 'Helan Villa' for refuge, in fact, he was really unlucky to come home,' The four crazy halls are now taking care of themselves, who still has the leisure to mess with him, he is really promising, since he has entered our house, he has been hiding in the back village, it is the door that does not go out of the second door, no one except the owner of the village, no one cares, so that we are unlucky, damn, for this kind of "dead lion" people who are afraid of overtime duty is really a nest, phew!"
No wonder he didn't touch that Jia Yuzu, the big stone pass in the little leopard's heart was finally put down, otherwise it would be really troublesome to accidentally run into that bastard.
Now that there is news about that guy, there is no hurry, and the little leopard began to inquire about some family affairs, he said: "Brother Yan, I don't understand what you said about the 'Four Crazy Halls' taking care of themselves? What else is the 'dead lion' about? Can you talk about it? Maybe let us see and hear for a long time and learn more about the affairs of the rivers and lakes?"
"You can ask the right person. Yan Gui had an angry expression, and after two hehes, he said: "This 'Four Crazy Hall' was originally the only gang that could compete with our 'Helan Villa', and the leading boss was the famous 'Iron Lion' Zhao Weiwu in the rivers and lakes, by the way, he was of the same clan as your little brother, and his surname was Zhao ......."
The little leopard thought to himself: "His grandmother still needs you to say this, if you know that I am his son, I'm afraid you will be so scared that your urine will flow out." ”
"Originally, this Zhao Weiwu's country didn't dare to say that it was as stable as Mount Tai, at least it was as stable as his nickname 'Iron Lion', but who knew that the nest was reversed, and the chief inspector of the 'Four Crazy Hall's 'Falling Leaf Knife' Gu Tang didn't know what method was used to slaughter Zhao Weiwu's four personal servants overnight, and it is even possible that even Zhao Weiwu was poisoned, fortunately, the 'Four Crazy Hall' can still be called a well-organized combination, and fortunately, their second dragon leader 'White Eagle' Dongfang Qiyun found out and didn't let the guy killed by the traitor gang succeed early, otherwise...... Hehe, just with the 'deciduous knife' in Gutang, let's get a few people in Helan Villa at random, and it's not easy to get my hands on it, so I said that at this moment, the 'Four Crazy Hall' is just the rumors and the wind is too busy to take care of itself, so the fuck still has the leisure to find the 'spicy hand' Jia Yuzu's musty?
The words made the little leopard break out in a cold sweat, his heart was pounding, and he couldn't suppress the surging thoughts, and he stammered and asked, "You...... How do you know?"
The moonlight was dim, and no one paid attention to the overshadowing expression on his face, but Yan Gui could hear his hoarse voice.
"What's wrong with you, little brother, why did your voice change?" Yan Gui asked suspiciously.
"Oh, nothing, nothing, I suddenly felt a little cold, yes, yes, a little cold. The little leopard tried his best to be calm, but his heart was cold, after all, in his little heart, he couldn't imagine that the face had no expression all the year round, but everyone praised the loyal Uncle Gutang Gu as a traitor who murdered his father.
"Now the second master of the 'Four Crazy Hall' has already passed down the edict, and at the same time notified the friendly relatives and friends on the road, and made every effort to arrest the surnamed Gu, as long as it is found to be on the spot, although outsiders don't know what it is, but use ** to think about it, hey, the 'Four Crazy Hall' is really unfavorable, I heard that even Zhao Weiwu's only son has disappeared together, this can only be blamed on Zhao Weiwu, that guy may be strict with people on weekdays, so he got into this situation...... But then again, this is also a great opportunity for our 'Helan Villa', as long as the 'Four Crazy Hall' falls, damn, we are the biggest in this Huaizhong, so ah, little brother, you will be terrible in the future, wow, if there is such a day, don't forget us and Tang Yangli......"
Yan Gui's mouth was foaming, but after he finished speaking, he couldn't forget to slap it at the right time.
However, the little leopard's mind has long been lost, how can he take the other party's stammering to heart?
"God... Ten days is not early, I ...... I feel a little cold, two big brothers, I ...... I'll go back to my room...... "The little leopard is going back to his room and thinking about what he just heard.
"Yes, yes, grandma's, it's time for our brothers to go on a shift, Zhao ...... Little brother, don't forget to go to Tangyang and his mother-in-law tomorrow, the three of us brothers have a drink, have a drink, ......" Yan Gui's words were not finished, and the little leopard had already entered the door.
Of course, these two really can't figure out what is going on with this person, and they don't even understand a little bit of human sophistication.
Night. Disturbed.
The little leopard hopes that he will be accompanied by a "fool" at this moment, so this night visit to Houzhuang, the rescue action of using a knife and a gun can all fall on him. However, then again, the little leopard also knows that with the virtue of the "fool", the "Helan Villa", which has been confronting the "Four Crazy Halls" for many years, is afraid that everyone will recognize him as soon as they see him.
After a few anxious steps in the room, the little leopard stopped and made a decision. He whispered to "Nick Sen": "Let's go, let's go to Houzhuang first to see if the king and the eight lambs surnamed Jia are hiding there." ”
This time the little leopard didn't go to the front door, he carefully opened the window and climbed out, and after the "Nickerson" jumped out, he covered the window, and then pointed to the direction of Houzhuang, and Nickers took the lead to find flowers and trees to help the dark corner.
Obviously, "Nexen" is a well-trained dog, its nose is constantly moving, and along the way with the little leopard as much as possible to avoid the pile card gradually approached Houzhuang.
The so-called Houzhuang is just a corner of a small hill, and a rather delicate house stands among oleander flowers and trees.
The aroma of oleander is rich and choking, especially at night, which makes people feel unspeakably uncomfortable. The little leopard was like a leopard, and its eyes stared straight at the house in front of it without warming for a moment.
His hearing is sharp, after all, his ears can hear the dice points, how can he not hear that there is someone in the room?
He didn't dare to move, because he knew that the people in the house had not gone to bed, and how could the people in the house not sleep at such a time?
Holding one's breath is a natural reaction to nervousness, but dogs are not human, and dogs don't understand what nervousness is, so when the little leopard is thinking about how to touch and peep into that room
"Hello" It's a sneeze that the dog hits.
The little leopard was so angry that he wanted to kill Nexon, and just as he wanted to turn around and run, the lights in the house dimmed, and he couldn't see where the people in the house came out.
Anyway, the man had already stood like a ghost in the courtyard, listening to something?
The man had long hair and a shawl, was dressed in black, was tall and thin, and his face was even more terrifying, because there were only two dark holes left in the part of his face that had been clear eyes.
And his clothes don't have sleeves at all, the reason is that he also doesn't have arms.
Seeing such a person who was similar to a ghost, the little leopard couldn't help but be frightened even if he had a leopard gall, his legs were weak, and his teeth were biting his lower lip tightly, otherwise he knew that his teeth would definitely tremble.
The man didn't move, and of course the little leopard didn't dare to move, he covered his nose with one hand, and grabbed the long mouth of "Nexen" with the other, for fear that he and himself couldn't help but be attracted by the burst of choking nose and the rich fragrance of oleander flowers.
After a stalemate for a while, the long-haired man in black slowly turned around and walked towards the house, and the little leopard's hanging heart was relaxed. Although he doesn't know martial arts, he has seen and heard a lot since he was a child, and he understands how terrifying the kung fu of that monster who has no eyes and has lost his arms is, because with his fastness, it is like hitting the light body that comes out of the ground is beyond the ability of humans, if he is still human.
Who is this man, and how did he become like this?
As soon as he took a breath and let go of his hanging heart, the little leopard couldn't help it, in fact, he couldn't bear it, and he also sneezed.
So this time it was inevitable, and the man was still standing straight in front of him as if he had suddenly emerged from the ground, and his feet had swept like an iron pillar.
The little leopard didn't hide, and he couldn't hide, because that leg was fast, vicious, and cunning, even if he had been famous for many years, he might not be able to hide, let alone a child who couldn't do anything.
However, the leopard dodged because the person kicked a man in the head.
Obviously, the black-clad armless man who had lost his eyes was also taken aback, a little stunned. After all, he knew that there weren't too many people in the world who could avoid this leg. The main thing is that he didn't expect that the other party was just a big child, and he was squatting on the ground, so he lost his judgment of the other party's height.
"Who are you?" Not only are people scary, but even the voice seems to be so ghostly. After a series of misses, the man asked gloomily.
"I ...... I...... My name is 'Little Leopard'......" Xu was stupid, the little leopard's voice trembled, and he actually spoke the truth.
"'Little leopard', how old are you?" the man asked again, hearing the childish voice of the other party.
"I ...... I'm ...... 10 years Fifteen years old......"
After a moment of silence, the man in black suddenly stretched out a bare foot, like a hand, and touched the little leopard's head.
The little leopard didn't dare to move, and after a while the man said, "Is there a dog next to you?"
"You...... How do you know?" asked the little leopard, who had returned to normal a little, and seemed to be accustomed to the man's terrifying face.
The man must have smiled, but with such a big hole in his face, the smile lost the taste of laughter.
"I can feel that your dog is not an ordinary dog, but I hope you and it don't act rashly, otherwise ......you will be the one who is unlucky."
"Oh, no, no, 'Nexon' won't attack anyone without my orders......" Of course, the little leopard knew how powerful that person's legs were, because, just now, it was just the leg wind sweeping over his head, and his scalp was still aching faintly, and if he really kicked it, the consequences could be imagined.
"You say your name is 'Little Leopard'?" 'Little Leopard' I ask you, how can you come here without sleeping in the middle of the night? And you don't seem to be the one who lives here, how can you avoid the heavy pile card and the 'Ecstasy Peach Blossom Array' outside?" the man put down his foot and said a little strangely.
A little alert, the little leopard thought to himself: this old monster is no one, how can I tell you the truth.
The thought was spinning in his head, but the little leopard said in his mouth: "I...... I just can't sleep, whatever...... I don't know how I ended up here, old ...... The old man's ...... You're the only one living here?"
"Nonsense," the man in black said in a tone that immediately froze.
"Really, really...... ......," the little leopard said in a panic.
"You open your eyes and tell nonsense, I tell you, if you don't tell the truth again, don't blame me"
After saying that, the foot rotated sideways, and the oleander beside the little leopard that was as thick as a child's arm actually broke off at the waist without even making a sound, until the branches and leaves fell to the ground and made a sound, and the little leopard found that the broken place was like being split with a very sharp sword, and the incision was so smooth.
"Old man, I'...... What I'm saying is true, it's true, if I lie to you, I'll ...... I...... So I cut off my hands......"
The little leopard didn't finish speaking, and his face was already "snapped", and it was not a slap, but the soles of his feet.
"What if you don't have hands? How dare you laugh at the old man?"
Covering his face, the little leopard really has unspeakable wrongs, in fact, he often uses self-severing hands to gamble, in his mind that losing his hands should be the most severe gambling curse, after all, without his hands, he can no longer play dice, and not being able to play dice should be no different from wanting his life.
I really didn't expect this sentence to cause a "slap", and I didn't expect that the taste of hanging on the soles of the feet was more unbearable than a slap. (Feet have a smell.) )
I don't know how I couldn't bear it, the little leopard forgot to be afraid, forgot who the other party was, he suddenly said angrily: "Old monster, psychopath, fuck I don't mean anything else, why are you moving...... Do you want to listen to the truth, you have to listen to lies? You're not a woman, you have to be coaxed to fucking enjoy it?"
Two fucking plus psychopaths, the little leopard's anger is out.
However, although the other party's face could not be seen in the dark night, it was not difficult to imagine from his sensational black shirt that it had changed color in anger.
After scolding, the little leopard had taken refuge behind an oleander tree, and at the same time was ready to send a signal to "Nexen" to attack the enemy suddenly.
"Hey!" After waiting for a while, the little leopard didn't know what was wrong with the other party, and he didn't react at all, so he actually stuck out his head to greet people with "two hundred and five".
"Good, good, scolded, scolded, good boy, you really have a kind. "Hah,...... The man in black suddenly laughed heartily after the excitement subsided.
This leopard is stupid. "Hey, you...... Is there something wrong with you? Why do you keep laughing?"
Yes, no one can laugh in such a situation, and it is no wonder that the little leopard is confused.
"Come, come, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, although you kid scolded the old man to the point of blood, but I like it, I like it, you kid really deserves to be called a little leopard, and you really have a leopard guts, well, it's really like when I was young, well, well, good ......" The tone of the man in black was no longer harsh, and it seemed to have a human touch.
Dare to scold this old monster, the little leopard thought in his heart, but he still hid behind the tree in fear.
"Why are you so old man, old man, still lying to you, kid? Come here with confidence! I said it's okay, it's all right......" The man in black waited for a while, didn't see any movement, and said unconsciously.
"Hey, you're not here, so the ghost believes what you say. Forget it, I'm unlucky to meet you, Young Master Ben is gone" Although some believe that the other party is no longer hostile to him, the little leopard only hopes to avoid this three-point crazy and seven-point ghost-like person as soon as possible.
So as he spoke, he turned back and walked a few steps into the oleander forest.
"Hey, hey, boy, stop," the old man in black was blind and deaf, and he had noticed that the little leopard was walking towards the forest and shouted loudly.
But it was too late.
Just when the little leopard plunged into the "Ecstasy Peach Blossom Array", the entire "Helan Mountain Villa" was like in the Chinese New Year's Eve.
Suddenly, the lights were bright, the gongs were loud, and the flaming arrows were passing through the air, making it impossible to know what was happening.
It's not Chinese New Year's Eve, and there is only one explanation for this particular anomaly, and that is that someone has invaded here.
The man in black couldn't see the flames, but he could hear the clamor of gongs.
There was a kind of excitement on his face, which he couldn't see, so he pricked up his ears, quite a bit like "Nickerson"
Speak carefully as if you were looking at it.
After a commotion, the noise of voices gradually approached his current position.
Finally, the voices stopped outside the peach forest.
"Will the spy hide in?" someone asked.
"I don't know, but I've searched all the places next to me. Someone else answered.
"What should I do? Do you want to tell the owner?" asked the man who had spoken.
"The owner is here, the owner is here...... someone is eating and drinking.
"Lao Jiu, what's going on?" "Helan Villa" owner He Jian's rough voice asked.
"Lord, we have searched everywhere and found no trace of the enemy, and now ...... That's all there is to ...... now," someone replied.
"Get out of the way. He Jianchou was obviously ready to enter the forest.
The little leopard has never encountered such an evil thing when it grows so big.
He didn't know what was going on in this ghost forest, anyway, after a long day of wandering, he was so tired that he almost lay down, but he didn't have any ruts at all.
He almost wanted to cry, how could a child of his age not be frightened if he was in this dark forest that could never be left out?
Just when he was about to cry, he heard a human voice, and at this time, of course, he felt as excited as if he had thrown a "leopard" ten times in a row.
He thought that it must be that ugly monster He Rumei who found out that he was gone and I was here, although he knew that every time he saw her, he would have a short life, but now he wished to see her.
Obviously hearing that the human voice was nearby, the little leopard Ren shouted and broke his throat, but he didn't react at all.
Now he panicked, and he really understood the power of this "ecstasy peach blossom".
"He Rumei, Miss He, Xiao He, Sister He...... Congratulate...... Congratulations to your mother...... He clam membrane ......" the little leopard shouted to the end, and he was already angry.
Lying on the ground, the little leopard was eager to burn the forest with a fire.
Fire!
yes, I'm a fucking pig, why didn't I think it was fire?
The little leopard jumped up, and he couldn't wait to rummage through all the hidden bags and open bags on his body.
There are loose children, money-making, glass beads, cards, and even he turned out a pair of beaded flowers worn on a woman's head, (it was stolen from Xia He, Yihong Yuan, and he was afraid that others would not believe it when he was going to put it up in the future.) There is no flint.
He was like a deflated ball, suddenly shriveled and out of breath.
"What are you looking for?"
At this time, someone came up with such a sentence, although the voice was beautiful and crisp, the little leopard was still so frightened that he almost wet his pants.
"Oh! Mom...... Female ghost...... "The little leopard sat on the ground with his buttocks, and he desperately tried to get up and escape, but found that he couldn't move.
He couldn't see each other, but he could see each other's two big, bright eyes, and he could feel each other's hair brushing against his face.
"You...... You don't want to arrest me...... I...... I've never ...... Nothing bad has been done...... No, no, I only have and the little pillar, and ...... There are also iron eggs, they peeked at Sister Liu taking a bath on Bangqian Street...... But...... But I only glanced at it...... The little leopard almost collapsed, stammering without admitting himself.
"Really, I don't believe it?" The voice, which was still human, suddenly became tingling.
"Really, really...... Really wow...... As...... If there is still ...... That's me...... I often say...... Lying and deceiving people...... "The little leopard already felt a pair of ten-fingered hands pinching his neck.
"And, there must be"
"No, no, really...... There really isn't a wow......"
When the little leopard said this, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.
He was suspicious, for he felt that the other man was speaking cold, but hot air was spewing at him.
He also smelled a woman's powder, and the hands around his neck were soft and warm.
Grandma's, the ghost and the grease powder?
The little leopard had already made a decision after scolding in his heart.
"Peeking at a woman taking a shower to gouge out her eyes. When the woman had finished speaking, she moved her hand to the little leopard's face.
"Slow...... Slow down...... Still...... Also, there are ,......" said the little leopard, still frightened.
The woman was stunned for a moment, as if she also wanted to hear what this little ghost had done, so she couldn't help but put down her hand and said, "You say, you hurry up and be honest." ”
The little leopard smiled;
His grandmother pretended to be a ghost and tricked me, so that I even told me about peeking at a woman taking a bath, and you were very unlucky! Crying and mourning, the little leopard really confessed: "I ...... I like to steal ...... Stealing a woman......"
"Smack. ”
As soon as the little leopard finished speaking, he slapped him in the face.
"I ...... I also like to touch ...... Touching a woman ......"
"Thugs. ”
As soon as the little leopard finished speaking, one right hand was heavy.
"I ...... I also like to kick women's ass......"
"Leg punching. ”
The little leopard endured the pain and shook it again on his leg.
"Is there anything else?" the woman obviously didn't expect this little ghost to be really bad, and she asked again.
"I ...... I also like ...... I also like ......" The little leopard deliberately didn't say anything.
"How about you like it?"
"I ...... I won't say it, I'm going to beat ...... again," the little leopard said aggrievedly.
"Of course you have to fight, wherever you do bad things, you can hit wherever you do. ”
"That'...... Then you have to hit it lightly...... "It's really evil, the little leopard actually bargained with others."
"No, it's my business to hit light and heavy. ”
"Good...... Well, I still like ...... Likes to take off his pants in front of women"
"It's time to fight" The woman was stupid, she raised her hand and fell nowhere.
Only now did she understand that she had been tricked by this little ghost for a long time, and she still didn't know it.
My grandmother doesn't believe that you can fight this powdered girl, the little leopard laughed in his heart and deliberately straightened his stomach.
His move is not only yin, but also lacks virtue and smoke. Yet he still struck. However, he was turned over by the woman and pressed to the ground, and was beaten up ten times in the ass.
This fight almost knocked out the little leopard's tears.
However, he snorted tightly, he had already calculated, one day he would get it back.
Although he was beaten, the little leopard had to admire this woman.
Because she can still bend left and right in the dark, and sacrifice this "Ecstasy Peach Blossom Array".
The little leopard didn't know who this woman was, and he didn't know how this woman had so much strength, and he felt like he was floating like a cloud on his shoulder.
When they came out of the back mountain of "Helan Villa", the woman put down the little leopard and relieved his dumb hole at the same time.
"Your grandmother's stinky woman, rotten woman, Zhu Bajie" The little leopard scolded when he unraveled his dumb hole.
However, he only scolded half of it and couldn't scold anymore. Because he had already discovered through the faint moonlight that this woman was not only not Zhu Bajie, but simply the beauty of a fairy.
He stared at people with big eyes like a stupid bird, and he was a little reluctant to even blink.
Reaching out and brushing the slightly messy hair of her mane, the woman began to look at the little leopard with a kind of research eye.
The little leopard was thinking: this girl should only be in heaven.
But the woman was thinking, "This boy is as bad as if he came from hell."
The leopard had forgotten the oath he had just made, and he had forgotten the pain. He couldn't take his eyes off and said, "You...... Who are you?"
As if amused by the little leopard's stupid appearance, the woman said, "I'm a female ghost!"
"If you are a female ghost, this world is afraid of ...... I'm afraid there are no more men. The little leopard said sincerely.
"Oh? The woman said curiously.
"Cause...... Because everyone doesn't want to live anymore, and they all want to be ghosts......"
Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear. The little leopard's kung fu is simply to the point of perfection, because this kind of "fart" words that are neither fleshy nor numb and traceless can make people feel comfortable in their hearts.
A woman is a woman after all, and there is no woman who does not like to listen to such flattery.
Especially this kind of "high pole" flattery.
Really.
As soon as the woman heard the little leopard's words, she laughed and scolded, "You...... You little devil still ...... You can really 'squeeze' ......"
Who said women are meant to be coaxed?
The person who said this is simply a genius.
Because this woman has been coaxed by this sentence to make the little leopard happy. She had forgotten the urge to strangle the other party just now, and even, she had even begun to like this eccentric monster a little.
"Your name is 'Little Leopard', isn't it?" the woman asked after a moment's laugh.
The little leopard nodded and said, "You know me?"
"No, I just wanted to make sure if you were the one I wanted me to. ”
"So now you're the person you're looking for. I don't think you're looking for me to scare me or spank me!" the little leopard became alert.
Smiling, the woman said: "Of course not, in fact, the reason why I ran into the 'Ecstasy Peach Blossom Array' was also chased, who knew that I would happen to meet you there." ”
"Being chased?well, of course, there are many people chasing a beautiful woman like you......"
The little leopard is self-righteous.
"What nonsense are you talking about, I came here to find you, who would have thought that this 'Helan Villa' is really heavily guarded, and there were traces just after entering the gate of the village, but fortunately I still found you, otherwise this trip would have been in vain." The woman, evidently a little tired from the run she had just had, found a clean stone and sat down.
"What are you looking for me for, and how do you know I'm here?" asked the little leopard, raising his alertness.
"I came looking for you because someone paid me to protect you, and of course someone told me that you were here. ”
"Who told you? Who paid you to protect me?" asked the little leopard, not relenting at all.
"'King Luoyang' asked me to protect you, as for who told me you were here, why don't you want to think about who will know that you are here?"
"'Foolish'?" the little leopard asked.
"Who else but him?" the woman brushed her hair that had been ruffled by the night breeze.
"This ...... This bastard who eats inside and outside is simply not ...... Not 'enough', bad thing...... There are 'leftovers' for bad things......" The little leopard used the idiom again.
"There is not enough success, but there is more than failure. The woman corrected.
The little leopard doesn't understand why women are all in the same tune, and they all like to buy eggs so much. He glanced at the other party and said, "Anti...... Anyway, if you understand what I mean, why do you like to find fault so much? By the way, who is that...... Why would he pay you to protect me?"
"If you don't understand, you have to learn, I'm teaching you, and I don't know why the 'King of Luoyang' spends money on me to protect you, because we only care about doing things without asking for reasons. ”
"You...... What are you doing?" asked the little leopard curiously.
"I ......" the woman was really hard to explain, and after a while, she said, "We are ...... It's a service industry, and as long as someone can afford it, we do anything. ”
Of course, she can't say that she is in the "killer" industry, and it is also because she came up with the term "service industry". But it's pretty apt.
The little leopard said "oh", but his expression had already told people that he still didn't quite understand what kind of service industry this was.
"Alright, we can go. The woman rested for a while, presumably regaining her strength, and she stood up and said.
"Why should I go with you? How do I know if you are telling the truth?"
"You ......" The woman was taken aback, of course she didn't expect the other party to doubt herself.
"I ...... What I say is true, and there's no reason why you shouldn't believe me. ”
"If you were me, would you trust someone who just beat you up?" the little leopard began to make things difficult for the other party, even though he knew that what she said was all the truth.
"This ...... This code is one code
I just punched you...... It's because you're 'teasing' me (she couldn't think of any more treacherous words in her eagerness.) And I'm going to take you away now because I'm entrusted with it, and I'm loyal to you, you...... How can you mix them up?" the woman had found this kid to be extremely difficult.
As soon as he thought of the little leopard just now, he seemed to feel that his buttocks were still hot and faintly painful, and before he knew it, he started to make an "article" again.
"Alas, why do you speak so unconscionably when you are so beautiful?"
He sighed, deliberately leaving a tail on his words.
"No conscience?" the woman was really confused by him.
The thief peeked at her, and the little leopard said abruptly: "You were teasing me from the beginning, and you said that I was teasing you, if you didn't tease me first, how could I tease you?" Think about it, if you don't pretend to be a ghost and tease me, of course I can't 'tease' you, in short, ......."
"Enough is enough, you little devil, if you keep your mouth full of 'teasing' and 'teasing', I'll cut out the root of your tongue. This woman didn't expect that her unintentional "slipped words" would be made a big fuss by him, and if she didn't stop it, she knew that she would really be "teased" endlessly by this little ghost.
Sticking out his tongue, the little leopard couldn't hold back a smile, almost knotting his intestines, but he pretended to be pitiful.
"You...... You're not a 'clean official', you're just ...... You're only allowed to set fire......"
The difference between "state official" and "clean official" is one word, and this kind of Zhang Guan Li Dai is the best at the little leopard.
With the sound of "horn", the little leopard slapped his face after saying this.
"You have to talk nonsense again, be careful that I knock out your big teeth in front of the door. Of course the woman was angry, what woman would like to be branded with that kind of "noun?"
In fact, the little leopard was really wronged this time, but he thought that the reason for his slap must be the same as the "clean official"
These two words are related, he wrote them down, and when he has the opportunity, he must find someone to ask why he is slapped.
"A woman like you who likes to hit people at every turn, I ...... How dare I go with you? I won't go, I'm going to go alone, I still have something to do. "The little leopard is obviously a little bit on fire...... However, the real reason why he couldn't go was that he didn't find the Eastern Star.
"It seems that you little devil doesn't need to be strong, aren't you afraid?" The woman had been talking to him for a long time, and she was already impatient.
This is good, the little leopard was born with a character of eating soft and not eating hard, he saw that people actually made threats, the bull tempered a crime, sat on the ground without saying a word, and the uncle did not leave.
As soon as the woman saw the little leopard posing the score, her heart was also suddenly angry, and she made a move to prepare the little leopard's acupoint.
"If you want to carry me for the rest of your life, then you can do it. The little leopard said coldly.
Of course, it is impossible for a big girl to carry a man all the time. Although the little leopard is still small, then again, a man his size even has a father in some places.
So she really didn't dare to make a move. After a while, she sighed and said, "Little Ancestor, you ...... You can do well, even if you don't know what this place is, and you don't know what danger is, you should have heard the phrase 'North Four Crazy, South Helan, to see each other, it's difficult and difficult'!"
Of course, the little leopard knew what to say, and he understood that the "Four Crazy Hall" and "Helan Villa" were in a delicate opposition situation from the beginning.
"I don't know how you, the little young master of the 'Four Crazy Hall', ran away to the 'Helan Villa', but I know that you must leave here immediately, the farther away the better, because once this person discovers your true identity, I'm afraid you won't want to leave for the rest of your life. ”
The woman was not at all false, and the little leopard understood better, but he didn't speak after his eyes were rolling around? The woman then said, "You said you still have something to do, what is it? If I do it for you, can you go with me?"
The little leopard jumped up, he happily stepped forward and shook people's hands and said: "Great, great, if there is a heroine like you who is willing to come forward, I will definitely go with you, I will definitely ......"
Shaking her head, the woman really didn't have any temper with him, and she said, "Okay! tell me what the hell do you want me to do for you?"
"Help...... Help me find someone, no, no, help me save someone......" the little leopard snorted as he peeked at the other.
"Who?"
"The star, the brightest, the brightest star. When the little leopard thought that Dongfang Star was still in the hands of Jia Yuzu, the "hot hand", his words were full of fear and anxiety.
Although they only got along for a short time, this woman already knew a little bit about the little leopard's personality, that is, if she really didn't do this for him, I am afraid that she would have to carry him away.
After listening to the little leopard's account of the whole thing, the woman pondered for a while and then said, "Well, I will go back to her for you, but you must promise me one thing, and that is that you must not leave for a single step until I return." ”
The little leopard nodded again and again, and almost knelt down and swore an oath. He said: "If I can't find her, even if someone carries me in a sedan chair, I don't dare to go." ”
Shaking her head, the woman said to herself, "I've never seen someone as good at gambling as you at a young age, and even people dare to use it as a bet, it's ridiculous......"
The little leopard's ears are tipped, he can hear people's words clearly, and he also shouts: "There must be a ghost here, because I know that it is a 'leopard'......"
Glaring at him, the woman said angrily: "Leopard, leopard, leopard, leopard, you are big, after this lesson, I see if you dare to gamble with others casually in the future?"