Chapter Eighty-Nine: Preparing for Battle
"Brothers and sisters, are you ready?" dismissed the elementary school students, leaving only the entire campus with only faculty and staff. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Hao Yun looked at the scene of yin and yang decline, and couldn't help smacking his lips and patting Sima Junan.
"Sima, next time we recruit, we have to recruit a few male teachers to balance yin and yang, you see, our school is simply a woman who has withstood the whole day. Except for the principal, the vice principal, the carpenter and the chef, the teachers of the whole school are all women... I can't hold my face when this thing gets out, and now the entire Young Master Circle of the Seven Cities is rumoring that I opened a school to open a harem, do you think I'm wronged?" Hao Yun pleaded with bitter tears, although his reputation for cruelty was about to be washed away, but his reputation for lust spread everywhere. There is definitely Mu Jingjing's stumbling block here, but it is also an objective fact that he attaches a small yin to the prosperity and decline of yang.
Sima Junan said disapprerovingly: "Boss, are you still afraid of this? run your own school, let others envy and hate you!"
"Forget it! Come on, come on, stop chatting with a teacher, and follow me to the logistics to get equipment!" Hao Yun beckoned, and walked to the logistics department with the mighty women's army and the kitchen group. The logistics department has an uncle in charge of the school's warehouse, whether it is the ingredients in the canteen or the tables and chairs in the teaching building, whether it is the key to the office or the access to various teaching aids, all have to pass through the hands of this uncle.
"Uncle Lu, let's play together!" Hao Yun sat opposite Lu Ban and invited with a smile.
Uncle Luban took a beautiful puff of a pipe in his mouth, waved his hand, and said, "You guys play! I'm still honestly guarding the office!"
"Uncle, does smoking work?Can nicotine anesthetize your brain?" Hao Yun asked with a black line on his face.
Uncle Luban smiled and knocked on the pipe and said: "Although it is useless, don't you think that holding a cigarette butt is particularly imposing?
"You... You won!" Uncle Luban's logic is flawless, Hao Yun knelt down directly, anyway, the General Affairs Office usually squats alone, and his second-hand smoke does not affect the health of others in addition to polluting the environment, so let him go!
While Hao Yun and Uncle Luban were chatting, the women's soldiers had already picked out their favorite equipment, and they smiled and found an empty classroom, locked the door and began to change clothes.
This is a great time! Sima Junan came to Uncle Luban with a big bag in his hand and licked his face and asked, "Uncle, do you have the key to that classroom? Hey... Hey..."
"Hey, what about your coldness, what about your personality, don't become an idiot, okay? You're the vice principal!" Hao Yun kicked Sima Jun'an, who was saliva, to lie down, and pointed at his nose and scolded angrily.
"Boss, I just want to appreciate the figure of the female teacher with a simple aesthetic eye, please don't look at me with dirty thoughts! This is unfairness! This is pride and prejudice!" Sima Jun'an said righteously.
Hao Yun's eyes lit up: "I think what you said is very reasonable! We are not the creators of beauty, but we are the discoverers of beauty! Beauty is for appreciation! Uncle Luban, the key! Hurry! The key!"
Hao Yun's anxious expression looked incomparably ghostly, and there was an inexplicable sparkle at the corner of his mouth. Uncle Luban said solemnly: "Don't give it!"
Uncle Lu Ban will not refuse a reasonable request, but Hao Yun's request that falls below the bottom line Lu Ban will not agree.
Hao Yun said curtly: "Forget it, forget it! Sima, you can't just think about how to peek at the female teacher changing clothes in your head, anyway, you are also single, it is better to soak one!"
"If the rabbit doesn't eat the grass by the nest, how can I attack the teacher in my own school? One bird in my hand is not as good as ten birds in the forest, my journey is the sea of stars! I am only twenty-eight, and the years of the flower have just begun!" Sima Junan said with righteousness and awe.
Hao Yun smiled: "Your uncle! What's wrong with you at twenty-eight? I'm still twenty-three! My mother is now thinking about how to stuff Xiahou into my bed all day long! Is it easy for me?"
Sima Junan patted Hao Yun's shoulder with a sad face: "Principal, you have worked hard!"
"Principal, we're alright!" At this time, the women's army came out of the empty classroom, their short skirts and shorts had been replaced by a set of heroic camouflage uniforms.
Hao Yun covered his nose and said bitterly: "Girls, are your talent and skill points a little crooked? You can wear the effect of a V-neck for wool camouflage uniforms?"
The female teachers giggled and dispersed, leaving only Hao Yun and Sima Junan with helpless faces, only the teachers participated in the live CS activity this time, and the chefs of the cooking class also wanted to participate, but they needed to deal with the beef and mutton and vegetables for the afternoon barbecue, so they could only regretfully withdraw from the competition.
The barbecued meat needs to be processed and flavored before it is grilled, otherwise the grilled thing will be thick and woody. Barbecue is a profound science, but the chefs from the cooking class have mastered it.
Hao Yun and Sima Junan also changed into combat clothes, these two one-meter-eight men immediately became tough after changing into camouflage uniforms, Sima Junan was simply handsome after buttoning up his sunglasses, and he killed the fresh meat of the stick in minutes.
Originally, Hao Yun could also be regarded as a handsome little guy with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, but after standing with Sima Junan, all the light was taken away by that goods. Thanks to Hao Yun, it is not the idol road that he has taken, otherwise he would definitely block Sima Junan as soon as possible!
When the two walked out of the changing room, the female teachers directly surrounded them:
"Wow, the vice principal is so handsome!"
"yes! I can't get tired of looking at it!"
"Husband, husband!"
"Vice Principal, I have two movie tickets here!"
"Vice Principal, I have a room card here!"
Hao Yun coughed twice with a gloomy face, it was too unusual! A female teacher should be reserved, and she couldn't be so explicit! Even if she wanted to show her love explicitly, it should be her own radiant, tall and majestic Principal Hao, it was too unusual! Superficial, really superficial!
The female teachers felt the resentment from the principal and immediately fell silent. Hao Yun carried the gun and conducted the pre-station training first: "Let's first understand the weapons in our hands, these laser guns are made of hardened plastic, and the power cord must be plugged into the battery in the combat vest when in use." When you fight, you'll need to aim at the enemy's helmet, as the laser receiver is on the helmet. Once the helmet receives the signal, the helmet will vibrate, the light will flash, and once the helmet reacts, it will be judged dead, and the dead player needs to play dead on the spot..."
"Do you have any questions?" Hao Yun asked.
"No!" said in unison.
Hao Yun straightened his waist and said, "Very good! Next, we will enter the group stage, and this time we will be divided into two teams to fight." I am the captain of Group A, and Director Xiahou of Group B is the captain. ”
Huang Tingbo said unconvinced: "Why did you let Director Xiahou be the captain?"
Hao Yun smiled and said, "Of course she can lead the team to victory! It seems that everyone is very unfamiliar with Director Xiahou... Xiahou, you don't mind if I tell you the truth, right?"
Xiahou Yongyue smiled and said: "You are free, you are my direct leader!"
"Xiahou Yongyue, a former member of the highest-ranking combat force in China, has been fighting on the underground front abroad for many years. Do you think that our school is just a name? Director Xiahou and I both have military ranks, okay?" Hao Yun asked gently, "Does Teacher Huang still have any objections?"
Huang Tingbo stuck out his tongue and said, "It's gone! I'm going to have a group with Director Xiahou!"
Hao Yun said with a depressed face: "Let's not divide the number of people evenly! Play and play exciting! WeChat shakes the dice, odd number A team, even number B team! The game starts in five minutes!"
"Okay!" the crowd cheered, and then everyone took out their phones and started rolling the dice......