Chapter 1063: Drunk, Drunk, Drunk!
For maple fruit wine, Ren Tuying likes and fears it.
He was familiar with the "Alchemy Sutra", and from the records in it, he knew how powerful this maple fruit wine was, although it was very beneficial to the martial artist, but the feeling after drinking it was really uncomfortable.
He couldn't understand why he had to drink maple fruit wine if he wanted to cross Changhong Mountain, and he just drank it, and he had to drink three bowls in one go!
Dalin stepped forward and said arrogantly: "Drink it, I want to see what kind of force you have in this gourd, bring it!"
As soon as the words fell, he snatched the wine jar from Gu Yuehong's hand, unwrapped the layers of sealed mud, and a mellow and strong aroma of wine suddenly came to his nose, refreshing and refreshing.
However, there was no liquor in it, but a liquor cream, which was condensed into a paste because it had been buried in the ground for a long time.
"Eggs!Wine cream!Tsk, this is a superb!Boss, I'll do it first!" Dalin couldn't wait to stretch out his hand, roll a little wine paste with his fingers and put it in his big mouth, chirp a few times, and then ...... And then there was no then.
He stood up in a daze, spun around in place a few times, and then fell straight down, his eyes blurred and fascinated, as if he saw many bobcat technicians in the sky waving to him with their bare butts.
"Wow, ass! I like it!"
"Hey, what a white ass. ”
"I can lick this for a year. ”
"Hahahaha, in fact, the husband has always wanted to sleep with the nurse, woo, so shy, the husband still remembers that the nurse has a big black mole on her buttocks. ”
“……”
Da Lin clasped his two big fat legs together, and while talking nonsense, he rolled on the ground, rolling a few punches on the left and then a few circles on the right.
Suddenly, he lay on the ground, his hands kept pounding the ground, and his two fat legs kept bouncing, crying bitterly, crying: "Sister, sister, sister, girl, sister, sister......, sister, girl, sister Come on a girl! I want to be every day, I want the air every day, woo woo, I want a girl!"
"Sister, Sister, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice! I want to sleep with you in my dreams, husband, I want to lick you to death!"
Ren Tuying's face was full of black lines, rubbed his forehead, and said depressedly: "Alas, this is stupid." ”
Bai Xiaosu also shook his head helplessly, with an expression of not knowing this thing, "He's really hopeless." ”
Gu Yuehong praised sincerely: "Good amount of wine!"
Just the little wine paste that Dalin rolled up to his finger, if it is mixed with water, it can be mixed with several jars of wine.
Dalin eats wine ointment directly without getting drunk to death, and can still talk nonsense, which can already be regarded as a good amount of alcohol.
Bai Xiaosu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Da Lin, who was rolling on the ground and had gone completely crazy, and immediately coaxed, retreated behind Ren Tuying, grabbed the corner of his clothes and said: "Although this wine is very fragrant, anyone who smells it wants to drink it, but the master said that girls can't drink, I have to follow the master's teachings, well, Xiao Su is the most obedient, Xiao Su is a good baby, and Xiao Suo's mood is also very clear, how can I be confused by the fragrance of wine." ”
Ren Tuying also swallowed a mouthful of saliva, not daring to speak, even an eighth-level demon like Dalin was directly drunk like this, secretly thinking that if it was himself, it would not be much better.
And if you come directly to the three bowls, it will definitely be even worse at that time, and you may do something that even you are afraid of.
"Senior, can you mix it with water?" asked Ren Tuying weakly.
Gu Yuehong: "Of course, this kind of wine cream is condensed from essence, if you take it directly, it will be like this catfish, and at worst, it will be chaotic and crazy for life." ”
……
After that, Ren Tuying took a small and half spoonful of ointment, but it was enough to make a large jar.
Three large bowls were placed in front of him, and he gritted his teeth and crossed his heart, and raised his head to drink the first bowl.
"Master, come on, Master, you are the best!" Bai Xiaosu raised his arms and shouted on the side, constantly encouraging.
Immediately after, Ren Tuying drank the second bowl.
Gu Yuehong smiled: "There is still the last bowl." ”
Ren Tuying's body couldn't help but shake a little, his face was red, his ears were red, he picked up the last bowl, and said loudly: ",, it!"
After the three bowls were drunk, Ren Tuying hurriedly sat cross-legged to stabilize his knowledge of the sea.
He didn't use his spiritual power to dispel the strength of the wine, nor did he deliberately resist, because he knew that drinking this wine would be very beneficial, not only to enhance his physique, but also to improve his divine consciousness, and this kind of divine consciousness improvement was not as short as the Yuan Soul Holy Water, but permanent.
It's just that the process is really unbearable, and I feel like my whole body is burning, which is more powerful than taking ten catties of Tsubaki medicine.
Bai Xiaowu looked at Ren Tuying with a worried face, and asked Gu Yuehong: "Old man, what is the use of drinking this wine? Moreover, since the master has already passed the test, why do you still have to drink? And it is still three bowls." ”
Gu Yuehong said patiently: "One bowl leads to the meridians, two bowls to forge the physique, and three bowls to wash the sea." ”
"In addition to enhancing one's physique and improving one's divine sense, maple fruit wine is also a means of hiding one's own aura in the soul realm. ”
Bai Xiaosu's eyes widened: "I see, I understand." ”
Gu Yuehong said: "The people of the soul world major in divine sense, mainly the heavenly soul, if other races appear in the territory of the soul world, they will inevitably be recognized for the first time, it just so happens that the wine of maple fruit wine can hide its own breath, not only that, but while hiding its own breath, it can also imitate the same breath as the people of the soul world." ”
"Wow, that's amazing, the old man really has a heart. ”
About an hour later, Ren Tuying woke up slowly.
Gu Yuehong was a little surprised by this, she was able to resist the strength of the wine in such a short period of time, so it seemed that Ren Tuying's physique was very strong, not ordinarily strong.
Bai Xiaowu stared at Ren Tuying's eyes, and suddenly covered her mouth, but she found that Ren Tuying's aura had obviously changed, and it seemed that it was still ......
"Master, you broke through?!" Bai Xiaosu exclaimed in surprise.
Ren Tuying was stunned when he heard this, so he sensed it and found that he had really broken through, directly ascending from the original Boundless Realm Second Order to the Dao Boundless Realm Fourth Order, and even jumped one level.
Thinking that it was a breakthrough in the process of drunkenness, no wonder he didn't notice it, and because the wine of maple fruit wine can hide the breath, so Bai Xiaosuo, who had been by the side when he broke through, didn't notice it, as for Gu Yuehong, maybe he noticed it, but he didn't say it.
After thinking about it carefully, Ren Tuying was relieved, and felt that this was a matter of course, after the alcohol entered the body, his physique was being exercised, which was tantamount to a happy fight with others, if he didn't break through, it would be strange.
Bai Xiaosu was high-spirited for a while, and he also wanted to break through, and said, "Master, Xiaosu also wants to drink!"
Ren Tuying, as a person who came over and was also Bai Xiaosu's master, should give some pointers, so he said in a very easy-to-understand way: "This wine smells fragrant, but the taste is not good, to put it bluntly, it is not as good as Erguotou, the entrance is extremely bitter, and it is spicy, so try not to taste it with your tongue when you drink it, and drink it in one go." ”
But after saying this, he found that it was too late, and saw that Bai Xiaosu had already picked up the wine bowl and took a sip carefully, and quickly spit it back into the bowl, "Woo! Master, it's so bitter!"
Ren Tuying took out a cup of yogurt and poked her forehead, "You can't spit it out, there is a reward for drinking it." ”
Bai Xiaosu's eyes lit up, "Hmm!"
Three bowls, Bai Xiaowu took less time to drink than Ren Tuying, because the reward Ren Tuying gave her was too tempting for her, it was her favorite sour yogurt, and Ren Tuying usually didn't let her drink it, because it would make her gain weight if she drank it.
After drinking, she touched her round belly and staggered in circles, "Master, Master...... Xiao Su dances for you to see. ”
Ren Tuying had a bad premonition in her heart, and hurriedly pressed her to the ground and sat down, "Don't deliberately resist the strength of the wine, just go with the flow, just keep Zhihai and stay conscious." ”
"Oh...... I see, Master, isn't the dress Xiao Su wearing today beautiful? Xiao Su likes that blue skirt very much, but it's too short. ”
"Hiccup...... Hiccup......"
"Little dodder... Xiao Su likes to eat sugar gourds very much, Master, can you go and buy sugar gourds for Xiao Su to eat?"
"Master, you don't have to help me, Xiao Su is a female man, and Xiao Su also has eight-pack abs!"
"Haha, good wine, really good wine, my aunt has lived for so long, it's really the first time to drink this kind of wine. ”
She hooked her fingers at Ren Tuying, "Come, little fresh meat, how about letting the young lady tease you?" ”
“……”
Ren Tuying rubbed his forehead and sweated wildly, "Damn, it's over, it's over." ”
Gu Yuehong couldn't help but laugh and said, "Her physique is not as good as yours." ”
Ren Tuying wiped a handful of sweat, forcibly pressed Bai Xiaosuo, who was about to go crazy, and asked, "If you get drunk like this, how long will it take to wake up?"
"It's only three or five days. ”
"Three or five days?" Ren Tuying's eyes were shocked: "Grass!"
…… (To be continued.) )
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In our modern words: Chaotic constitution can improve immunity to alcohol, so Ren Tuying didn't go crazy with alcohol.
(End of chapter)