There are monsters, big monsters, pestering me, opening their mouths and gnawing at me~

In this screaming atmosphere, Mu Dun'er inexplicably remembered that he once watched a youthful girl on TV writhing and singing this weird and incredible pop song that he listened to and felt weird.

Now he still remembers what she looked like and the little cutie she was wearing at the time.

"Hey, mother. He silently looked back at the lady who was holding his head and scurrying. "The shadow - that's just a shadow magnified countless times by lightning flashes, it's probably just a cat - "

Or, before he could say what it was, he heard Chai Rong's voice sound in the dark:

"Ami, don't be afraid, there's me! Where is the monster?"

Then he listened to his stupid father who regarded the darkness as nothing, and found the hiding place of the concubine with two steps without mistake.

"Where, monster, come out!" he shouted in front of them.

Mu Dun'er hung a mouthful of old blood and didn't spurt out, one made a fuss, and the other listened to the wind and rain. It's a good peaceful and prosperous world, and it's not a deep mountain and old forest, where the hell does a big monster come from!

"Dad, there's no monster, my mother is wrong. ”

Chai Rong was wet, his hands folded on his chest as if a chest had grown out of thin air...... "What are you hugging, Dad?"

"Huh?" Chai Rong heard that there were no monsters, and the whole person relaxed, and sat on the kang with a slump of buttocks, "Ami, don't be afraid, Mu Dun'er said that there are no monsters." As he spoke, he raised his hands in front of the wooden mound, a black thing, a round head, a pair of small eyes shining in the night, and a stench that covered his face.

"This ...... What?"

This is to see that his daughter-in-law has become a dog tired in the past few days, and has gone to the mountains to catch pheasants and ducks to please her. He said that why didn't the stupid father revolve around his daughter-in-law all day long, run out for a wave all day, and only come back in the middle of the night.

Although there is a thirty-five-year-old man living in Mu Dun'er's body, for him, the concubine has no sense of security at all, let alone what use he needs in case of crisis. Even if he escaped, he was dragging his feet.

Chai Rong is different, stupid is stupid, but the force value is high and obedient, don't talk about monsters with him. She wasn't afraid of the monster when the mother came.

As soon as she heard that she grabbed something back, in order not to look wolf, she deliberately pulled the corner of her clothes and pulled her hair, and then leaned forward and poked out her little head:

"What—ah!"

She screamed, her fart hanging out in the air. It's also her back. It was when she leaned over to look at it that a lightning bolt struck down and made her see clearly—her round head, her pointed mouth, grinning at her, her startled little voice crying out uncontrollably. But when it comes to impact, it's definitely not as scary as the tall shadow of this thing just now, and the little thing in front of you looks like a cat but not like a cat, and it's bigger than a cat.

Could it be a wild cat in the mountains?

"What is this?" Soon the concubine regained her composure, not even the slightest hint of fright.

"This is a good thing!" Mu Dun'er stared at for a long time, slapped his thigh, and jumped half a foot high on the spot. "Mother. This time, we can turn over! Dad, you are really my own father -- this is a mink! Mink, everything that is valuable when you live and die, those dignitaries love clothes made of mink!"

She understood that.

The concubine thought, she is familiar with this thing.

This thing keeps out the cold, and the skillful hands of the Tongguò Shangyi Bureau made it beautiful and noble, and it was her favorite in her previous life. But she recognized the finished product, and she really hadn't seen a live mink...... I didn't feel it smelly when I wore it before, why did it smell so bad?

Or is it a figment that was fished out of a manure pit?

Chai Rong saw that his daughter-in-law and son were happy, and he was also happy. "Ami, if you like it, it's fine. ”

The concubine's heart suddenly softened, although this person is stupid, he is good to people, but he is heart-wrenching. This rain has been raining since the evening. He actually braved the rain all the way home with the mink in his arms.

Thinking of this, she said softly: "Are you hungry, just eat two bowls of rice in the morning, and run around the mountains without eating for a day - I left you food, you wait a while, I will give you heat." ”

Mu Dun'er was used to listening to her. Occasionally, I was a little unaccustomed to listening to such soft words, and the spirit of the spirit shuddered.

What's going on here, and should the difference be so obvious?

He is also a person who is useful to the country, society, and even to their small family - regardless of status, regardless of high or low, regardless of background, and support children to prevent discrimination!

"You take a cage and put it up, you can't hold it in your hands all the time. He smiled and said, "Don't be tired of my father's hands." ”

Where could the concubine not hear his sour tone, she turned her head and walked out, and the tasteless fart wind blew away. Instead, Chai Rong said with a smile: "Thank you Mu Dun'er, my mother said it, my son knows how to hurt me." ”

"...... "Either he is a fool, or he takes advantage of him."

But he's a fool, and he doesn't have a trick.

"Tell me, how did you catch this stinky thing, do you see anything else?" Mu Dun'er has never played with his stupid father, and everything is straight to the point.

As for the stupid father's straight-in and straight-out brain circuit, if he takes out the set of speculation and people's hearts in the mall, it doesn't matter whether the stupid father understands it or not, the problem is that he can make himself dizzy.

"Ami said she liked the white fox, so I went into the mountains to catch it, but it was so cunning that I didn't chase it, and when I saw a beautiful bird in the sky, I caught the bird -- and I killed it with all my might. Chai Rong sighed heavily, obviously he had been worried about this problem for a long time.

"Ami doesn't like a dead bird, and then I saw it when I caught it—" Chai Rong's voice became clear again, holding the swarthy mink in both hands. "I thought it was pretty too, so I grabbed it. ”

Well, the whole story is Ami, and without him, the son who was once like a jewel, he is also convinced.

Who said that fools are not lustful, and they are as inhuman as having the opposite sex!

Mu Dun'er was sad, "Dad, you didn't expect to give me anything?"

"--Didn't you want pheasants, I caught several cages for you?" Chai Rong was shocked, "and rabbits." ”

When the concubine entered the house with a hot sweet potato, she heard Mu Dun'er's heart-rending coquettish voice:

"I also want a fox, I also want a mink, I also want a bird, Dad, you can't be too partial-"

"Shut your mouth for this palace!" the concubine couldn't bear it, and it was not too cold for an old man in his thirties to make such an obscene voice. "Go, light the lamp. ”

Hongu?

Mu Dun'er's ears were sharp, and he immediately got to the point, jumped off the pit, took a few steps, climbed onto the chair, picked up the short and fierce fire fold on the table, and lit the oil lamp, the action was like flowing water, all in one go.

"If you are in the palace, then you are the lady in the palace?"

In the dim light, Mu Dun'er's face was half bright and half gone, and his smile was full of damage.

(To be continued.) )

PS: Still asking for votes~ In other words, should a certain Song ask for a ticket now, or wait until the end of the month?