"So, I have a way to let the head of Qingcheng take over this battle!" I said firmly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Because I believe in Hei Ye, I am sure that the head of Qingcheng will take over this battle, and this invisible sycophant shot Hei Ye is refreshed.

The old monster said happily:

"Hehe, that's natural! Those heads are not enough to see in front of the black master! If the real body of the black master is still there, they are not even worthy of lifting my shoes, so it is appropriate to let them kowtow a few times to relieve their boredom, but it's a pity that ......"

Hei Ye was worried about his poor true body sealed at the bottom of Taiji Lake. I didn't continue to have an in-depth discussion with him on this topic, but dragged up Hei Ye and said:

"Of course I know that Hei Ye is powerful, but since I won Zhou Xiao, I have a sense of foreboding, so I won't tell you about my plan first.

But I promise that as long as my plan can be implemented smoothly, then I will definitely be able to invite your old man's true body out of the bottom of Taiji Lake, so Hei Ye, you still have to cooperate with me. I believe in Heiye, Heiye, do you believe me?"

Hei Ye said very arrogantly:

"You kid, I'm still here with Hei Ye, if I don't believe you, I'll know what kind of shit you want as soon as you pout your ass! Don't talk about these useless things, what do you say, Hei Ye will accompany you to do a big job!"

This is the first time that the old monster has expressed his stance to me, and he wants to listen to me for everything, so I was very satisfied, opened the door and walked out, and said:

"Then let's go to the toilet of the Qingcheng faction first. ”

Before going to the toilet, I deliberately stole a bucket with a lid in Qingcheng Pie. At that time, Hei Ye looked at me with a very surprised look, which means that you still want to order takeout?

Only true immortals can get rid of all the red dust and no longer be bothered by the mortal world, we mortals can't. As long as you eat whole grains, the chaos of red dust will be unbearable, even those hidden in the mountains, in fact, they can't get rid of the troubles of the world. In other words, before becoming an immortal, everyone is going to.

This daily toilet is a big problem for mortals. Although Qingcheng Immortal Mountain is ethereal, this is an immortal mountain occupied by mortals after all, so although the buildings on Qingcheng Mountain are quite ancient, there is a faint sense of dust, but there are still toilets.

Now the place where I go with Hei Ye is the toilet of the Qingcheng faction.

There are not many toilets in the Qingcheng faction, so it is very troublesome to poop, you need to run around in the mountains, and if you don't adapt to the rhythm of the Qingcheng faction, it is easy to pull your pants pockets. So I also walked with Hei Ye for a long time before we came to the largest toilet in the Qingcheng faction behind the Qingcheng martial arts arena.

Behind the toilet is the manure pit in Qingcheng. Compared with the treatment method of discrete feces and urine in the world, the Qingcheng faction's method of cleaning the toilet is much more advanced, that is, using the cleanest cloud qi unique to Xianshan to slowly purify these filthy things.

So when I came to the dungpit with Heiye, I happened to see a green cloud floating around on the dunghill, and every time it floated through the dunghill, the filth in the dunghill was reduced by one point, and it was estimated that the things in the dunghill would be completely dissolved in the end.

As the saying goes, prepare for war and prepare for famine and carry a dung basket, and do not carry a dung basket to cause famine. In the eyes of the cultivators, this is just filthy things, but the peasant uncle can use them to grow food to fill his stomach, how can he waste it so much!

"Master Hei, give me that green cloud first, you are more professional in this kind of thing. ”

Although Hei Ye wondered what I wanted to do, he still spit out a wisp of black gas, and the black gas went over to hook the Qingyun that was cleaning the manure pit, and Hei Ye followed the black qi and pulled Qingyun back.

After Qingyun came back, a vicious ugliness came to his face, and the old monster was about to vomit at that time, so he quickly hid back in my heart and said:

"Damn, the people in this Qingcheng look clean, why are they so ugly to, Lao Tzu has never seen such a stinky dung pit in his life. ”

I smiled wryly:

"It may have something to do with the ghost cave on the mountain, the green clouds that are all over the mountains and fields of Qingcheng Mountain may not have an impact on the physique of the disciples of the Qingcheng faction. But the smell is good, so it's convenient for us to do things. ”

I pinched my nose and approached the dung pit, poked the stolen one out, and asked Hei Ye to use his black gas to pinch Qingyun who was cleaning the dung pit into the shape of a big horse spoon, and then use the horse spoon to pour and urine into the bucket.

Heiye's efficiency is still very high, and the barrel is filled quickly.

"I said you kid, what are you doing with such a disgusting thing, I will dislike you if you are like this black master. ”

I smiled and said:

"Master Hei, you just please! With this thing, I'm not afraid that the head of Qingcheng won't fight me, but we still have to go to Zhou Xiao's door to hang around." ”

Put back the green cloud that is specially used to clean the dung pit, and I carried the dung bucket and went to Zhou Xiaomen with Hei Ye to walk around. Zhou Xiao was a little surprised when she saw me and wanted to stop me, but when she saw the bucket in my hand, she was directly stunned, and stammered:

"Chang...... Chang Liudaoyou, what are you doing here?"

I smiled and said:

"Recently, my fairy has taught me some cultivation methods, and walking with this object is conducive to cultivation. I didn't believe it at first, but after walking for a few days, I still felt very interesting, I have already developed this habit, do you want to try it, Senior Sister Zhou?"

Zhou Xiao smiled wryly, and then closed the door, for fear that the house would be contaminated with the stench of the dung bucket.

I smiled, walked around her door for a moment, and then went back to my room.

In the next three days, I carried the dung bucket to Zhou Xiao's door early in the morning, put the dung bucket at her door, and I was not far away. Sometimes Zhou Xiao couldn't help it and wanted to move the dung bucket away, but as soon as she came, I hurriedly went back and lifted the dung bucket to make a workout look, and Zhou Xiao couldn't do anything about me.

Finally on the third day, Zhou Xiao finally couldn't bear it anymore, locked the door and walked in a direction she usually wouldn't go.

I was overjoyed, put down the dung bucket, and let Hei Ye cast a spell on me to hide his breath, and hurriedly followed. Last time, Zhou Xiao helped me ask the head of Qingcheng if he accepted my challenge, and this was the way she went, and she couldn't bear to go to the head of Qingcheng this time.

followed Zhou Xiaodong around the west, around most of Qingcheng Mountain, and finally walked to the most inconspicuous hill in Qingcheng Mountain. There is a particularly simple bamboo house on the mountain bag, it is estimated that it leaks wind in winter and rain in summer, so Zhou Xiao entered here.

"Boy, let's not go any further, the humanity in this bamboo house is extremely high, and it should be the head of the Qingcheng faction. ”

No wonder it is said that the head of the Qingcheng Sect is the most mysterious of the four great masters of the Daomen, and no one even knows what he looks like, who wants to play with him if he lives in this kind of place.

Seeing that Zhou Xiao entered the bamboo house and came out after a while, with an angry face, I said while hiding:

"Master Hei, let's come back in the evening......"