Sun Peili: "One-on-three. ”

Chu Zhengfang: "Three with one." ”

Sun Peli: "Junzi." ”

Chu Zhengfang: "Four belts two"

Liu Xia: "I'll blow it up." ”

Chu Zhengfang glared at Liu Xia: "Big brother, we are farmers, why are you blowing me up?"

Liu Xia: "I see you're leaving, I have a bomb in my hand, don't blame it, so I blew it up." ”

……

Liu Liangbao: "Seven cakes, huh, Brother Xia, what are you looking at?"

Zhao Mingming: "Qijo, hey, Brother Xia, why are you so nervous?"

Du Zhifeng: "Brother Xia, you won't ask for 70,000, right? I'm sorry, Dark Bar." ”

Liu Xia touched Zhang 10,000, looked at the 80,000 and 90,000 in front of him, and looked at the four 70,000 in front of Du Zhifeng, he pondered for a while, and then quietly moved his hands and feet on the 10,000 with a carbon pen, and then, he put the card down: "Self-draw, 100,000." ”

……

For three days, Liu Xia gradually became familiar with the life of the police station, except for the first day to meet with the leaders in the town government compound, the rest of the time, he stayed on duty in the station all day, because there were no cases, he played cards with colleagues in the station all day to relieve boredom.

After meeting with the leaders of the town, Song Ping'an called Liu Xia to the office, and instructed Liu Xia as if he had a point: "In the future, in addition to work tasks, try not to mix in the affairs of the town, Secretary Li is the person of the head of the Wang district, and the mayor of Zhang is the person of the deputy head of the district, and they are a little bit of a disagreement." ”

"I see, thank you for the reminder. Liu Xia nodded, and then went back to duty.

"Jingle Bell ......"

When Liu Xia and the others were spending their days with nothing to do, the command center of the sub-bureau finally distributed the police information: "Hey, is there a police station in Guci Town? Someone in Loujiazhuang called the police for help, saying that the wires in his house were connected to electricity, and he was worried that his family would be electrified, so he asked the police to repair the lines. ”

"What? Repair wires?, buddy only knows how to solve cases, then he will pinch the wires, the police are afraid that their family will be electrified, aren't we afraid? Tell him that this is a non-police help, no matter. Liu Xia hung up the phone.

Because the police did not come out, Liu Xia was complained by the informant to the sub-bureau inspector brigade.

"Jingle bell...... Hey, Gucisuo, I am the command center, someone in Pengsi Village in your jurisdiction called the police, and the other party said that his wife was brainwashed by the pyramid scheme, and asked the police to immediately destroy the pyramid scheme, and hoped that the police would wash his daughter-in-law's brain back. ”

After writing down the contact information of the informant, Liu Xia immediately called the other party: "Hey, hello, I am from the police station, you just dialed 110 to call the police, right? Where is your wife from now? Where is the pyramid scheme den? What? Country M, what ---- hang up?" ”

Because he did not go to country M to crack down on pyramid schemes, Liu Xia was complained again.

"Jingle bell...... Hey, Guci Police Station, Zhang Mingshun from Liwangta Village in your jurisdiction called the police, saying that his pet dog had just gone crazy, and his wife and parents were bitten by the family pet dog, and the police hoped that the police would subdue the injured pet dog. ”

"The pet dog is crazy, what is the use of him not going to the veterinarian to find 110? and let us treat the mad dog, what if we are bitten?" muttered, Liu Xia took three auxiliary police officers to the scene.

An hour later, Liu Xia received more than 60 complaints, on the grounds that he was greedy for life and afraid of death, escaped from battle, and did not save him when he saw death, causing the people's lives and property to be disregarded. Seeing that Liu Xia was complained about three times in a row, the inspector brigade sent an inspection team to understand the situation.

Facing the inspection team that came to investigate the complaint, Liu Xia first played a recording of the police dispatch from the command center, and then he took out the video when he went to the scene to deal with the police, and said aggrievedly: "The police call said that the pet dog was crazy, and I thought it was a corgi or teddy."

As a result, after going to the scene, I found that the goods were actually Tibetan mastiffs, and there were three, three crazy adult Tibetan mastiffs, all of them looked like calves, and they stood taller than me. ”