Chapter 1041 Flies Don't Sting Seamless Eggs (Monthly Pass 800+ More)
Even if two people love each other again and get along under the same roof for decades, how can there be no contradiction or friction at all? It is not terrible to have contradictions and frictions, but what is terrible is that they have no ability to resolve such contradictions.
For example, although the relationship between the eldest brother and sister-in-law is very good, they will still have a cold war because of some family trivialities.
Why would the eldest brother be such a shrewd businessman to give people an opportunity? It is nothing more than that at that time, he was in a period of cold war with his sister-in-law, and his heart was all tied to his wife, which led to a relaxation of vigilance against the outside world.
"Ahh
It's all on the right track.
Feng Manman first instigated the sister-in-law, so that the sister-in-law had a lot of dissatisfaction with the eldest brother, and made the sister-in-law think that the eldest brother did not pay attention to her mother's family, did not pay attention to the family, and did not pay attention to all aspects.
When you think about these details that you didn't care about before, it makes people's backs chill.
And Xiao Qian made up for it at this time, "Sister-in-law, that day should be around your menstrual period, right? If it's not your menstrual period, it's the irritability period when you're sick, have a headache, and have brain fever?"
"I had a toothache in those days—ah, you mean, she even took advantage of this opportunity?!"
Xiao Qian nodded.
"Although the other party is not as proficient in psychology as me, she obviously knows how to take advantage of various weaknesses of human nature, she knows that you are in a bad mood and deliberately says something to inflammator the flames, and then asks you to go to the eldest brother - big brother, are you also very annoyed at work in those days?"
"Isn't it, I've been worried about work a lot in the past few days. The eldest brother nodded.
The more I think about it, the more terrible it becomes, when they go through some small things that they themselves seem to be accustomed to, they have become a weakness that others take advantage of!
"Every little thing you go through has the potential to become the prey of someone else's microscope, and I admit that it will be very hard to be a powerful and rich person, because there are bound to be countless people with a magnifying glass to study you, speculate about you, and count you, and of course, if you want to get rid of such troubles, it is very simple-"
Feeling the attention of the eldest brother and sister-in-law, Xiaoqian smiled evilly, winked at her husband, and the time to test the tacit understanding has come!
"Hmm... Big brother and sister-in-law, you can give us all the money for all evil, without these roots of all evil, you don't have to be so tired, am I right, daughter-in-law?"
Xiaoqian nodded, yes, dear, you will answer!
The eldest brother laughed and laughed.
"When is it, you two still have the heart to play treasure?Xiaoqian, what do you mean, the eldest brother understands, and the eldest brother will be more cautious in the future to prevent this kind of thing from happening again, but you haven't said it yet, how do you plan to deal with Feng Manman?"
Xiaoqiang thought that Xiaoqian would use the implantable hypnosis she had just learned to retaliate against Feng Manman, but unexpectedly, Xiaoqian gave a completely different way of thinking.
"Have you ever heard of the saying that flies don't bite eggs? "Xiao Qian has a lot of confidence.
The eldest brother thought that Xiaoqian would praise himself again, "Well, I'm just an egg without sewing, so she can't bite me." ”
The sister-in-law pushed him, "You are embarrassed to say, if it weren't for Xiaoqian and Minglang, you would still be relying on others to be that ready-made dad there!"
This is also true, the eldest brother doesn't dare to scream.
looked at Xiaoqian with a positive color, waiting for her plan.
"From what I know about Von Manman, although she is outgoing, she is overly sensitive, and such people can easily get phobias, so-"
"So, daughter-in-law, you want to be that fly to bite her?" Yu Minglang answered understandingly, and then was abused by Xiaoqian without accident.
"You roll the calf for me, you are the fly! Or the oversized mung bean fly! If you dare to answer casually when I talk in the future, I will kill you!"
Xiao Qian elegantly raised her middle finger to Xiao Qiang, shut up!
Yu Minglang obediently made a zipper on his mouth, and before Xiaoqian could continue, he heard Xiaoqiang muttering in a low voice.
"You can't be a mung bean fly when you are a fly, it's unlucky to be green, and your daughter-in-law can't be green even if you're a fly—ah!"
Xiao Qian smashed the sofa cushion in his face, and Xiao Qiang stopped from then on.
The eldest brother and sister-in-law were in a very depressed mood, but they wanted to laugh inexplicably when they were made by these two living treasures.
"Ahem, let's continue to get down to business, let's just talk about Feng Manman, a woman who is full of problems and wants to find someone else's weakness to attack. ”
Hearing this, the eldest brother and sister-in-law invariably appeared in their minds with rotten eggs painted with Feng Manman's face covered in seams, and Xiaoqian circled around this egg, holding a big needle in her hand and preparing to insert it in the seams.
Tsk, Xiaoqiang's brainwashing skills are too strong.
"So, big brother, you choose, do you like hepatitis, tuberculosis or AIDS? Well, I personally like AIDS the most, it has the strongest effect and the best level of intimidation. ”
"Xiaoqian, what are you talking about so many infectious diseases?"
Xiao Qian grinned, "Because the eldest brother wants to pick a disease, he can only force Feng Manman to get sick if he pretends to have one of the above diseases." ”
"What's wrong?"
"If the eldest brother claims that he accidentally contracted AIDS, based on Feng Manman's personality characteristics, I conclude that she has an 80 percent chance of developing AIDS phobia, which is a problem of psychological fear evoking physical illness, which is quite interesting. ”
"So, what if she doesn't happen to be this eighty percent?" Xiao Qiang's work nature doomed him to be a man who pursued a 100% success rate. 、
Xiao Qian glanced at him confidently and arrogantly, "Without me, she still has 20% of the escape, with me, I let her taste 120% of the phobia, I let her life is worse than death - sister-in-law, I need your authorization, do you agree with me to do this?"
In fact, Xiaoqian can start directly without going through her sister-in-law, but she prefers to show her cruel side to her sister-in-law, which is also the best way to effectively avoid similar incidents in the later stage.
The sister-in-law only replied domineeringly.
"One million, is it enough to cure her of this AIDSPHOBIA?"
Xiao Qian smiled slightly, "Remove the two zeros, and ordinary psychiatrists can be cured with this number - maybe after removing the two zeros, they will have to be discounted in half." ”
Such a minor illness can be taken care of by ordinary psychiatrists.
But the problem is that a spark can start a prairie fire, don't look at the small disease, the consequences are quite serious.
Things have developed to this point, and Yu Minglang is already convinced that his daughter-in-law has controlled all the odds of winning, and she can do it by herself without him making a move.