Before I knew it, I had been in this world for more than three months.

Ninety-nine days, to be exact, except for eating and sleeping every day. It's about sorting out the fragments of memory. I always feel that defragmentation will be a huge help to me.

In the first few days, I couldn't speak, because I couldn't grasp the body well.

Slowly grasp this body, and be able to speak. But I don't dare. The key is the so-called Mr. Sun. Hmmm, that's my dad, let me call him dad.

I was about to shout. My mother said a word.

"The child is still young, how can he speak so easily? It should be strangled. I don't know what it will be like to give birth to such a wicked son."

My mother-in-law, I don't know if she glanced at me intentionally or unintentionally.

I don't know if this was said to me.

"How old do you have to be to speak? I'm still waiting for him to call me Daddy." ”

"It's about a year old. ”

I waited for a year, so as not to be strangled to death. I haven't had a word for more than three months. I don't even cry.

With such a mother-in-law, I am also drunk.

"Monkey King. ”

"Who?"

Nobody? What's going on? I'm going to have ghosts.

"Anitabha. You are the reincarnation of the Monkey King. The golden cicada sacrifices itself to reincarnate for you. ”

"Golden cicada? Tang Sanzang?"

"It looks like you're already merging your broken soul. ”

"Souls can still be broken? ”

"Monks don't speak. If you fuse all the soul fragments. Remember to experience the three truths of the world. Family, love, friendship. Only by experiencing the various states of the world can we return to ourselves. ”

"You're a monk?"

"You have to think I'm a monk. ”

"You are a bodhisattva? Guanyin Bodhisattva. ”

"I've been born for more than three months. Know something. I've also watched Journey to the West. Television is broadcast every day. You say I'm the Monkey King? Didn't I come back with Tang Sanzang to learn the scriptures?"

"It can be said to be false, or it can be said to be true. ”

"What? ”

"You haven't met the three love that you will never forget. You're not him yet. ”

"Let's be clear. ”

"The Buddha said, "You can't say it. Today is your 100-day feast. It is good for you to catch the Buddha beads in Zhou. ”

"Besides, how did you get here?"

"Come naturally, go naturally. ”

After about ten minutes, there was no sound at all.

"Bodhisattva? Are you still there? Still there?"

After making sure that the Bodhisattva was gone, I thought about it for a long time. I also suspected that I was the Monkey King before, after all, it was the monkey.

Maybe it's not me, it might be me!

"Son, come quickly. ”

"Mr. Sun, your son is so handsome. He must be a handsome guy in the future. ”

A bald, saw a baldness. The most annoying baldness. I hate baldness, which affects my lowering of aesthetic requirements. Especially middle-aged bald!

"Hehe, yes, he must be a handsome guy in the future! ”

Alas, who told me to be my father. Kiss me on the face.

Hey, this host is more handsome than that bald. Well, at least.

"A lone branch is not spring, a hundred flowers bloom in spring. On the occasion of the 100th anniversary of the birth of Sun Cao, the eldest young master of the Sun family, I would like to thank Mayor Jiang of S City, Mr. Wu of Fenghua Group, Mr. Xie of Changtian Group, Mr. Wang of Fengtian Group, Mr. Song of Baomutang and all distinguished guests.

Next, please invite the young master of the Sun family. and his father, Mr. Sun Mingyu, chairman of Zhongtian Group. ”

This host is much more handsome than the bald one! Well, it's not handsome!

Can't this light be so bright? The eyes are not good in the first place! Alas, forget it. I didn't dare to speak.

"100 days ago, in June, when the flowers were in full bloom, with a lifetime of loud crying, my son was born. Thank you to my wife, who endured the hardships of pregnancy in October and brought her lovely son to us. Thank you for your uncomplaining dedication, and I believe that you will pass on your beauty, simplicity, diligence and kindness to our son. Looking at and listening to the baby's first cry, the first smile, and every fresh move in the first world brought us infinite surprises. For 100 days, the whole family has been busy for this little life, but everyone has a smile on their faces, and a great sense of happiness is in the hearts of everyone in our family. Thank God for giving us such a handsome and lovely child. Our father and son are destined to meet each other in this life, and we have inherited each other's blood. With a wife and children, the happy life of a small family really began. It is also after becoming parents that we have a deeper understanding of the meaning of the old saying "if you don't raise children, you don't know the kindness of your parents", and for our parents, we have more gratitude and respect, so today I want to express my gratitude to our parents, thank you for giving us all of this today! Thank you for everything the whole family has done for our small family. With your selfless care and help, we have a happy life in our small family.

A name that conveys the ardent blessings and strong expectations of parents and elders for their children. After the baby is born, choosing a name for you becomes the main task of the father in those days. When I found Mr. Song, Mr. Song said that my son was the reincarnation of the Heavenly Golden Immortal. It is best to have the same name as the emperor of the world. This is in line with his personality. After thinking about it, I thought of a generation of emperor Wu Zetian - Wu Cao. My son Sun Cao. Ha ha.

Now what I want to say to my son is that from the moment man has life, he is immersed in the ocean of kindness. All the relatives who love and help you grow, and all the friends who have walked with you on the journey of life, are worthy of gratitude. We will also dedicate all our wisdom to the end of our lives so that you can grow up healthy and happy. Here, with a grateful heart, on behalf of the whole family, I would like to once again express my deep gratitude to every guest! Finally, let us raise a glass together! I wish you all good health and happiness forever!"

Well, I want to cry. Not sure why. The man said I want to cry.

Although he always loves to kiss me, he has a laughing face. But I could feel that he cared about me and was very nice. It's really good!

"Thank you, Mr. Sun. Now for the next link - catch the week. ”

The Bodhisattva said let me grab the beads. Can I catch it or not?

Do you really want to grab the beads? Does that monkey really want to ask for Buddha? If I were really him, would I really want to ask for Buddha?

I was carried to a large table, surrounded by books, pen and ink, seals, abacus, calculators, coins, chicken legs, rulers, green onions, garlic, and celery. Straw, swords, earpiece watercolor box, table tennis ball, flute, chopsticks, small shoes, lipstick, mobile phone, globe, cotton swab, screwdriver, toy car, building blocks, prayer beads.

What am I going to catch? Do I really want to catch a bead? That's not a bead?