Since talking to Yuan Lao that day, He Xiangdong has suddenly become enlightened, and the fog in his heart has dissipated. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

It is said that there is an old man in the family who is like a treasure, and in just a conversation, He Xiangdong is like an initiation, and now he is no longer confused, nor entangled, and he has devoted all his energy to the cause of cross talk.

The old and young in the garden all noticed He Xiangdong's change, but these people were very smart, and they didn't say or ask from beginning to end, just why Xiangdong was happy.

He Xiangdong put all his energy into the Xiangwen Society, worked hard to perform, and taught apprentices seriously, he rarely took care of the affairs of the art troupe, not only did he not report for duty, but sometimes he pushed it when there were performance arrangements.

Hou Sanye thought that why Xiangdong was depressed in his heart, so he let him calm down for a while, and he took the initiative to help He Xiangdong press the performance of the art troupe.

He Xiangdong was also happy, and he said it even more happily in the small garden.

"Hey, everyone knows that our Mr. Zhang is a different cross talk actor, a cross talk actor who is free from low-level interests, a cross talk actor who is beneficial to the country, and a cross talk actor who is beneficial to the people......"

Zhang Wenhai couldn't help but interrupt: "Why do I sound so like a couplet?"

"Hahaha......" the audience laughed in unison.

He Xiangdong was also happy: "How can this be, this is a summary of your life." ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Hey, I'm still dead." ”

He Xiangdong corrected: "I'm praising you, saying that you are different, different from those ordinary people. ”

Zhang Wenhai smiled: "Oh, what's different about that?"

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "I'll tell you about Mr. Zhang's family, and you all know it, and this is not the current thing." Mr. Zhang's family has a daughter, and everyone knows it, so his daughter, oops...... Tut...... Oops......"

He Xiangdong narrowed his eyes, and his sleeves couldn't stop rubbing back and forth on his mouth.

Seeing this scene, the audience burst into laughter.

Zhang Wenhai pushed He Xiangdong away, opened his mouth and scolded: "Are you hungry or are you like this?

He Xiangdong said: "Ah, no, I have something in my mouth, I'll wipe it." ”

Zhang Wenhai sneered twice and took the initiative to break the topic back: "You don't talk nonsense, hurry up and say what makes me different." ”

He Xiangdong said: "This has to say that when your daughter was a child, the big guys were still riding bicycles at that time, the kind of 28 weighted bicycles, with people in the back." ”

"Yes. Zhang Wenhai responded.

He Xiangdong continued: "Children, they usually sit on the back seat of the bicycle, and their father carries them on the bicycle in front. Mr. Zhang's girl loves to sit on the back seat of the bicycle, children, not sensible, not careful, this did not sit for a while, the little girl's feet were stuck in the back wheel of the bicycle. If this is someone else, I have to brake quickly to see how my girl is doing. ”

Zhang Wenhai responded: "Yes, you have to take a look." ”

He Xiangdong clapped his hands: "But can we be the same Mr. Zhang, he is an otherworldly character." ”

Zhang Wenhai asked curiously, "Oh, how am I?"

He Xiangdong snorted coldly, and learned the movement on his body: "Stand up and ride." ”

"Huh......" Zhang Wenhai exclaimed, and quickly grabbed He Xiangdong, who was pedaling frantically.

The audience has long been laughing and laughing.

finally caught He Xiangdong, Zhang Wenhai opened his mouth and squirted: "I'm here to see my legs, right?" ”

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Different, otherworldly." ”

"Go, go, go......" Zhang Wenhai was extremely disgusted.

The audience was overjoyed.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times and said: "There are a lot of otherworldly people in our backstage, and we are not the only Mr. Zhang, we have an actor named Guo Qing in the background, everyone knows it, it is the tall man, tall and thin." ”

"Well......" The audience was also very excited, so they all took a stubble.

He Xiangdong said: "This Guo Qing, he usually doesn't have any other hobbies, it's delicious, the specialties of various places, the delicacies of various countries, he has to eat them all, just last time, last Friday, he went to a Japanese restaurant." ”

"I haven't been there, but we've all seen it on TV and movies, and Japanese people have to kneel when they eat, and I don't know who is used to it. And what kind of sashimi and gimbap they eat......"

Zhang Wenhai corrected: "That's called sushi." ”

He Xiangdong made do with it: "Okay, sushi is sushi, we don't understand, but these things are too light." Guo Qing went that day, and when he looked at the menu, his brows furrowed at that time. ”

Zhang Wenhai said: "Eh, there is no oil and water." ”

He Xiangdong opened the folding fan as a menu and frowned, and learned Guo Qing to speak: "Why are they all fish, they are all raw, you said that if it is braised it, how to eat it raw." ”

After muttering a few times, He Xiangdong raised his head and said loudly: "En...... Eh, waiter, do you have any chickens here?"

He Xiangdong put down the fan, turned around and pretended to be a waitress, he put his hand to his mouth and shhh ”

"Woo ......" The audience made disgusted voices.

Zhang Wenhai was also very curious, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Yo, what's next?"

He Xiangdong continued: "Next, the waitress took Guo Qing to the small box at the back, Guo Qing also went to a Japanese restaurant for the first time, he didn't understand, people took it away, then go, he thought that there had to be a special small room for eating chicken." ”

The audience was all interested, and looked at He Xiangdong with wide eyes.

He Xiangdong said: "While talking, the waitress took Guo Qing to the small box, this box is also strange, just a bed, nothing else." Guo Qing looked at it and wondered, but it was the first time he went to a Japanese restaurant, he thought that the Japanese ate chicken like this, in order not to show his timidity, he couldn't bear it and didn't ask. ”

The waitress asked Guo Qing to sit down on the bed first, and she stood up and took off her coat, then walked over and turned off the light...... Well, the next morning......"

"Yikes. "The audience is gone.

Zhang Wenhai also stopped He Xiangdong and smiled obscenely: "Hey, why did you miss the point, what's wrong with this night?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "Hehe, the next morning, ......"

"Go, hurry up and tell me what's wrong. Zhang Wenhai urged.

He Xiangdong smiled: "What else can I do, just eat chicken, chicken, right." ”

"Yikes. This time, the boos from the audience were earth-shattering.