Chapter 2196 Then don't go
It was not the kind of surprise that was scared, but more of a surprise, and after the two hugged each other, they immediately realized the embarrassment. The two people who were still arguing just now are hugging each other, how embarrassing it is.
Ye Li coughed lightly twice: "Forget it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about you." ”
"I don't remember villains, and I don't care about you kids.
"Hmph!" Ye Li smiled coldly and turned his head, the raptor did the same.
At this moment, the face spoke for the third time, and there was already a little anger in his tone, but his attitude was okay: "I said you two, can't you give me back my eyeballs, and then you quarrel again?
Ye Li picked it up, to be precise, it should be picked up, after all, these eyeballs are quite big. Ye Li threw his eyeballs directly, who knew this person's face, opened his mouth, and swallowed his eyeballs in one gulp.
Ye Li was taken aback: "Hey, didn't you say that I would give it back to you, why did you eat it yourself!"
As soon as Ye Li's words fell, he saw the position of this person's eyes, and the eyeballs actually grew out of them again, and they moved smoothly twice, and the eyes that fell down were restored in this way!
Originally, Ye Li still felt that this big face was very infiltrating, and he often heard that girls in the secular world used to think that they had big faces, but they had never seen this face!
This Nima is called really big!
The bird of prey walked over, kept a safe position, his face was solemn, and even sacrificed his feather spear, pointing at the big face: "What are you from, why are you scaring people here!"
"I didn't scare you, I live here, and you can see it, I only have a face, and I can't move. You walked to my territory on your own, why did you blame me?
Ye Xuan said that there seemed to be nothing wrong with this, his face seemed to be embedded in the stone wall on the side of the road, and he had no legs, so he must not be able to move.
Ye Li was sweating wildly, but Ye Li was thick-skinned and had a clever tongue, so he quickly continued: "That's not right, friend." ”
"What's wrong?"
Although this big face looks scary at first glance, after looking at it for a long time, Ye Li still thinks it's a little funny. Because he was expressionless, he looked very serious, and even a little cute.
The corners of Ye Li's mouth rose slightly: "You can't move, but you can hide it, right? You are in this stone wall, you don't need to come out at all, in the end, it's not you who came out to scare people, it has nothing to do with us." ”
This person's face was stunned for a moment, and then he said "oh" in surprise: "What you said makes so much sense, what are you, I feel that you must be a particularly literate literati!"
Ye Li couldn't hold back, laughed and laughed out loud. The bird of prey looked at the face like a fool. Although he is very big and scary, his IQ seems to be a bit in arrears. Coupled with this face, there doesn't seem to be any cultivation, and so far, it hasn't shown any murderous aura.
"Yes, yes, his name is Ye Li, you will know that he is a literati when you hear this name, hahaha Ye Li, he said that you are a literati and a scholar. ”
Ye Li turned his head, glanced at the smiling man on his back and turned over the raptor, and said with an indifferent expression: "What are you doing? Look down on us scholars, don't you? You reckless men who can only use force are all for us people who use their brains, and you are still there to be beautiful." ”
The bird of prey couldn't laugh even more, and patted his thigh hard: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm here for you, okay? Hahaha, he actually said that you are a literati! Ye Li, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard." ”
This shows that Lao Tzu has the temperament of a literati, unlike you. ”
Ye Li glanced at him, and what he was thinking about in his heart was how to get rid of this face. There are not a few detours below, and after arriving, I don't know what dangers lie ahead, Ye Li doesn't dare to take risks at will.
Since this face has no malice, it is better to have less than one thing, just get out of the way.
Thinking of this, Ye Li continued to ask: "Now, Brother Face, we are all people who want face, right, let's make friends, you let us go, we promise not to move you, how about it?"
"Brother Face, are you ...... Are you calling me?"
"yes, otherwise would there be anyone else here?"
Ye Xingxing said that the IQ of this face brother seems to be about the same as that of a raptor, and he is also in arrears, and he can't recharge it for life.
The tone of the human face actually became softer: "I don't have a name, I'm just a human face, how it came about, how it became conscious, I don't know it myself." I'm here alone, and no one speaks, and a lot of things are inexplicably understood, and it's a little depressing. ”
This face didn't mean to let Ye Li go, but didn't let Ye Li go. Just imagine, he has been here for I don't know how many thousands of years, there is no one, he has nowhere to vent any emotions in his heart, and finally met a "literati" like Ye Li, of course, he has to say a few more words.
Even in the sky above the Black Feather family, I don't know what formation to use to shield the black clothes during the day, but Ye Li just held his cheeks and sat on the stones, with a bird of prey that laughed at him from time to time, and a human face who hated to have to make a full stop.
Ye Li felt that the entire sky was gray. When is this special day a head!
Finally, after about eight hours, Ye Li's back hurt. In the past eight hours, the face told Ye Li about astronomy and geography, everything in the world, as long as he knew, he would tell Ye Li, regardless of whether Ye Li liked to listen to it or not.
"Okay, okay, Brother Face, it's not too early for this time, we've been with you for so long, we really have important things, we can't continue to delay, farewell!"
Ye Li got up and kicked the bird of prey that had fallen asleep on the ground with a kick, and was still snoring by the way.
The raptor turned over, sleepy-eyed, and Ye Li said angrily: "I'm still sleeping, I'm on the road." ”
"Oh. ”
The bird of prey scratched its head and moved its muscles. At this moment, Ye Li discovered a very serious problem!
There is no road ahead! This man's face blocked the whole road, and he was very big, and if he flew from above, the pressure on his head would be very great, and he would be bombarded down as soon as he went up.
Below, but the abyss? If you step on the wrong foot, it will be a catastrophe.
Ye Li and the bird of prey glanced at each other, and now the only way to get out was to ask this face brother.
"Brother Face, for the sake of us being with you for so long, are you showing us the way?
Brother Face was still like that, and when he heard Ye Li say this, he asked in surprise: "Let's go, why are you leaving?" Wouldn't it be better to stay with me?"
Ye Xuan chuckled, what a clever Lao Tzu was actually played with by this big face! From the beginning, he had no intention of letting himself and the birds of prey go! Delaying his words for so long was also his delaying tactic.
Ye Li was still smiling on the surface, but in his heart, he already had killing intent.
"Brother Face, I regard you as a friend, you don't have to treat me like this, right?" Ye Li put his hands behind his back and gestured at the raptor, but looking at the meaning of the raptor, he obviously didn't know. Ye Xuan said, in the end, he is still a stupid big man, and he doesn't understand such a simple action?
In the end, Ye Li had no choice but to transmit: "Raptor, get ready, we have to break through forcibly." This guy didn't plan to let us go at all, we were so by him!"
"What! How do you know!"
The white eyes in Ye Li's heart turned to the sky, such a person had tried to subvert the entire Black Feather family with Uncle Thirteen before? Nima, you bird of prey have this kind of IQ, don't learn from others to become a king, just find a piece of tofu and die on it.
Ye Li didn't have time to explain, and said quickly: "I'll explain to you later, look at my movements, when I say, the two of us don't have to be polite, you will make a thunderous shot, aim at this guy's eyes, and I will attack near his mouth." ”
Hmph, didn't you let Lao Tzu pass? Lao Tzu forcibly broke through and tore your hypocritical face!
"What did I do to you? I also treat you as a friend. Since we are friends, wouldn't it be beautiful for us to stay and talk about the world and stay here until we are old?"
The corners of Ye Li's mouth rose slightly, pretending to smile, and approached step by step: "You say that, it seems that there is indeed some truth." ”
"You really want to stay! Great, I have a lot of good things in my mouth, as long as you stay, I guarantee that you will live the same life as me!"
Ye Li waved his hand, with one hand behind his back, and began to count down, and said at the same time: "That's not necessary, I Ye Li's strength is still there, and I look at things like lifespan very lightly." Besides, since we're all friends, you don't have to be polite to me. ”
As soon as the words fell, a wind blew by Ye Li's side, and after the raptor heard Ye Li's command, it acted instantly.
The huge wings spread out, and the countless feathers on them shot out like sharp swords. The man's face couldn't move, and there was no defensive barrier, and his face was instantly covered with feathers, and blood spurted out.
The birds of prey gathered a spear and pointed it into his eyes. This guy didn't shout, he didn't say a word, his eyes were broken, and Ye Li couldn't observe his heart.
"Speaking of which, does this guy have a primordial spirit? or does he have a heart? It's just a face, and it has so many functions?"
Ye Li suddenly thought of this question, muttered to himself, and then looked at the bird of prey, this guy slapped a big face that didn't fight back, and he was getting more and more excited, and the countless feathers were even more dense.
Ye Li also followed the step-by-step order, stabbing directly at his lower part, nose and mouth.
It didn't take long to work hard, and the cute face that was good just now is now unrecognizable, the blood on it has already flowed clean, and the facial features have been destroyed.
But here's the problem, even if this face becomes like this, it is still not completely broken, and it is still in front of the two of them.
The raptor panted and came to Ye Li's side: "Ye Li, this guy, it doesn't seem to be a blast, how can we get over?"
Ye Li didn't answer, but stared at the face. Who knew that after a few seconds, something strange would happen! This guy actually started to repair himself quickly! The feathers on his face bounced out, and the scratches on Ye Li's long sword were also repaired little by little.
The whole process was only less than a minute, and the tone of the person's face began to become cold and full of murderous aura.
"I treat you as a friend, but you want to kill me, why, I have good intentions, but in exchange, this is the result?"
Leaf centrifugal chuckles, this guy ...... I'm afraid I'm going to make a real move!