Chapter 33: The Torture of Philosophy
A few minutes later, the fox monster covered in charms was blindfolded and thrown under the tree, and the cat demon was also wrapped in a tortoiseshell bind and placed next to the blue one. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ ο½ο½ο½ο½
Reimu stood cross-legged in front of the two youkai.
"Hey, Fujiwara, according to the convention, don't you say something threatening first, and then they say they won't obey, and then we will bend and make a move, and force Liang to become a prostitute. β
In the corner, Fujiwara Bent Forward with an empty and frustrated face, lamenting his skillful technique of tortoiseshell binding.
After Reimu asked several times in a row, Fujiwara, who was lying on the ground, turned his head, "Where did that bad word come from?" According to the urine nature of the relevant departments, as long as we do something beep-or beep-here, it will definitely be harmonized by ****. β
As he spoke, Shotmaru Wen took out more than a dozen strange things from behind his back, including leather whips, chili oil, and tiger chairs.
"Since you can't do anything beep-, Fujiwara, I've brought you a few things you can use, and use them to lash them out. β
"Hey, where did you get all that stuff from. β
"It's all kappa that has nothing to do. β
"It's amazing. Fujiwara amazed at Kappa's strange tech tree and tossed those things aside.
"Sure enough, you, a reporter, are uneasy and kind. To be so active in instigating us, he must be thinking behind his back how Yakumo Zi will retaliate and come back. β
"How is that possible!"
"If you're so adamantly denied, don't turn your head away. β
After Fujiwara sent the uneasy and kind reporter away, he looked at the two blindfolded youkai who had made a mistake.
Yakumo Blue and Orange are both a family of three in the Lost House, with Yakumo Zi here, they can't fight, they can't scold, if the two of them are injured even if they have a hair, Yakumo Zi will definitely find them to drink tea at that time.
Although it was still daytime, Yakumo Murasaki was still sleeping, and when she was active at night, it would be the time for her soul to return to the western sky.
Fujiwara asked those guys what to do.
In the end, it was Reimu who came into play.
"Hey, youkai, now I'm going to ask you how the purple rune card works, and explain everything you know, otherwise I'll let you know how powerful the shrine maiden is. β
"This kind of threat, you think it's elementary school students collecting protection money. β
"Long-winded. β
Although Orange Meow was scared, it was a pity that the two of them didn't reveal anything in the end, and even if Reimu put the Yin Yang Jade on their heads, they refused to confide in the superfluous information.
"You're going to die of this heart, I won't say it. β
After the weak orange cat said this, Reimu squatted in the corner of the wall in a depressed circle and went in circles.
Then Youmeng came into play.
"Ah, Lord Blue, Orange Meow, can you tell us what Purple-sama's spell card looks like? If you can tell me, I will be very grateful to you, and if you die in the future, I can intercede with Lord Shikieihime. β
This kind of tone doesn't have a bit of deterrent power at all, but it's a pity that Yakumo blue and orange are soft and hard.
After being rejected without any suspense, Youmeng dragged the sword and left step by step like a zombie.
Shotmaru Wen: "Na, the fox monster, and this cat demon, you see that I am also an elder wing, everyone is an animal monster, shouldn't we help each other, can you tell us what you know? β
Lan sneered, "No comment. β
Tengu reluctantly joined the ranks of the circles.
"It seems that the only way to extract a confession is to torture. Fujiwara summed it up.
The villain smiled like hehe, and Fujiwara Noriki said, "Reimu, give it to me, fold off their blindfolds." β
"Listen, Yakumo Blue, since you don't eat hard and soft, I can only use the last resort. β
Fujiwara Ki walked up to Yakumo Lan with a cold face, looking down at her weak delicate body, Yakumo Lan's face was a little strange, and she sweated nervously.
Demon Nightmare
"Hey!"
"Bring me all the fried tofu I prepared. β
"It's coming soon. β
Youmeng left quickly, bringing a gust of wind, and after half a minute, the green figure returned.
Fujiwara Ki stood in front of Lan with one hand on his forehead, looking at the two demons from between his fingers, and the other hand facing the two of them, in a standard JOJO standing posture.
"Since you refuse to cooperate, I can only take the necessary measures, and I hope you will not regret it later. β
After nearly half a minute, Youmu returned.
I was holding a pot in my hand that I didn't know what was inside, and I couldn't tell what was inside from the outside, but I always felt like something was trying to squirt out.
Fujiwara Kiri's hand rested on the lid and sneered, and then opened the lid.
A burst of brilliance really erupted, and the alluring fragrance came out at the same time.
"This is my secret original oil tofu, no need for any explanation, a dish that glows is a good dish, and my oil tofu that shines shows that it is delicious, Yakumo Blue, are you ready?γ β
Fujiwara Ki rolled up his sleeves, took the chopsticks handed by Reimu, and picked up a piece of fried tofu.
"You, you, are you ......" Yakumo Lan swallowed his saliva, and the tail of the demon beast moved restlessly.
"That's right, I'm going to feed you, open your mouth, ah-"
With a smile on his face, Fujiwara handed the chopsticks with fried tofu to Yakumo Lan.
Yakumo Blue's face flushed, his face hesitated, his lips moved, opened a little slightly, and white teeth could be seen between his lips.
Seeing that some of Yakumo Lan's expressions were showing signs of loosening, Orange hurriedly shouted: "Lord Lan, don't be fooled, this is all the enemy's conspiracy, there must be poison from them in it, and if you eat it, you will die." β
"Don't worry, Orange Meow, you are Yakumo Purple's subordinates, how can we poison you. β
Seeing that Lan was a little more sensible, Fujiwara Ki pouted at the tengu behind him, and Dogleg Wen immediately obediently slipped to the front, gently fanning her fan that can create a violent wind, and the fragrance of fried tofu drifted down Yakumo's blue nose.
Yakumo Lan was like a drug addict, her body was constantly trembling, clenching her fists and trying her best to endure it, and after her body shook more and more violently, Yakumo Lan finally couldn't bear to shout:
"I can't take it anymore. β
Lan took a bite of Fujiwara's chopsticks and swallowed the fried tofu in his mouth.
Suddenly, the slightly salty aroma of beans overflowed the tip of the tongue, and there was a hint of smoked dried tofu. But after biting down, the rich aroma suddenly overflowed from it, and the bean fragrance was mixed with a little unfamiliar aroma, like rosin, and like bamboo, after this aroma passed, the aroma of the paulownia tree mixed in again, teasing the taste buds on the tip of the tongue, as if a slim girl was seducing to commit a crime.
Yakumo Blue couldn't stop chewing, her tongue greedily stirred the refreshing juice, and swallowed the delicious dried tofu without stopping.
The warm dried tofu ran all the way down her throat without any blockage, all the way into her stomach, and the warm feeling came from her stomach, and the full taste made her squint.
Suddenly, she recalled the time when she was young, in the shade of the woods, smelling fragrant herbs, playing in the bushes, enjoying the most natural breath of the forest.
"Lord Blue, Lord Blue......"
Orange's shout awakened Blue from a wonderful memory.
Yakumo's blue glowing eyes looked at the whole pot of dried tofu that Youmeng was holding in his hand, panting, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and regardless of the smiling expression on Fujiwara's face, he couldn't wait to say: "Fujiwara Ki, are those for me? Can I eat them all? No, eat them for me, I can't stand it." β
Yakumo Lan struggled with all her strength, and the powerful demonic energy kept coming out, trying to break free from the shackles of the rune, and the rune of Reimu began to flicker and show signs of loosening.
The shrine maiden snorted and added a few more talismans, and Yakumo's blue body suddenly became honest, leaving only a little humble arrogance, which was the last fig leaf to cover the girl's desires.
"Human, are you going to bribe me with these? If you hand over all those fried tofu and contribute ten times more, I might think about it. β
"Think about it, I'm not satisfied with this ambiguous answer, there are only so many fried tofu here, you just have to say yes or no, don't try to fool me. β
"Why don't you leave the fried tofu behind, and then let me and Orange go, and we don't blame the kidnapping in the past?" Yakumo Lan's gaze never left the fried tofu.
"Do you think there is such a good thing in the world? Fujiwara Ki's face turned cold, he snorted, slapped his face, and moved seven or eight sealed jars with a serious face.
"Any idea what this is?"
Fujiwara Nori's hand was placed on a jar, and he turned the lid of it slightly, and a breeze blew, and the fragrance of the secret miso wafted out, and Yakumo Blue obviously smelled it.
"It's just a miso, I admit it tastes good, but do you think that just that can make me betray Pursaki-sama? β
"Really?"
Fujiwara Ki lifted the lid of the miso and a rich aroma came out, and Yakumo Lan sniffed the smell and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Then, Fujiwara Ki picked up a piece of fried tofu, and Yakumo's blue face immediately became extremely pale, and his body trembled through the chaff.
"You don't want to ......"
"That's right, that's it, the secret fried tofu, plus the secret sauce made of more than 40 kinds of ingredients, so that you can add more sauce flavor to the tofu, this is Fuji's soy sauce oil tofu. β
"You devil!" Yakumo Blue shouted silently, and the girl curled up, trying all her strength to turn her head, but it was all in vain.
Lan let out a lamentation that was close to crying: "Don't tempt me, it's impossible for me to betray Lord Zi, never!"
"There is no absolute loyalty in the world, and if you refuse to betray, then it is just a lack of leverage. β
Fujiwara Noriki put the piece of fried tofu into Reimu's mouth, the girl chewed the sauce-flavored tofu, and her face showed a cat-like happy expression, Lan swallowed the saliva that kept producing, looking at Reimu's mouth, and when the witch swallowed the fried tofu, Blue showed a desperate expression.
Fujiwara Nori said: "The chips are these fried tofu, you need to decide quickly, there will be fewer and fewer later." β
Fujiwara Ki opened the second jar, and inside was a hot braised soup, also overflowing with an aroma that he had never seen before in Gensokyo, when he put the fried tofu inside.
"Oh no, you're committing a crime! It's a crime! Fujiwara Nori! If I can't eat these things, when I die, I'll curse you for the rest of my life!"
Yakumo Blue was close to collapsing, her mouth grown, her eyes widened, and her eyeballs were bloodshot, because the girl was reluctant to blow up her eyes, and her eyes were overflowing with tears. If her hand could move at this time, I believe she must be grabbing her face in despair.
"Do you think this is the end?"
The boiled fried tofu entered the mouths of Tengu and Youmu, and watching the movements of the two refusals, Yakumo Lan imagined the taste enjoyment spread in the clouds as if she felt the same way.
Fujiwara opened another jar, filled with the same special hot sauce.
"Oh my God, you know I can't eat spicy food. β
Yakumo's blue face turned whiter.
"So what," Fujiwara picked up the fried tofu and prepared to put it in the jar.
"Oh my god, stop it! You can't do that. Yakumo Lan stared at the fried tofu in Fujiwara's hand, and the despair, anger, sorrow, and expectation that he couldn't ask for were all written on his face, and with Fujiwara's movements, Lan's face became worse and worse, and his expression was about to become hideous.
The fried tofu submerged into the mouth of the altar, and slowly soaked into the red oil, as if the strings of the nerves had broken.
Yakumo Lan's hand broke away from Reimu's spell, and he fell to the ground softly holding his arm, the spear was in a trance, his face was flushed with a strange flush, and a strange saliva flowed out of his mouth, and his mouth kept muttering: "It's going to be broken, it's going to be broken......"
Who would have thought that the nine-tailed demon fox, who has always been calm and calm, would transform into a powerless lamb because of fried tofu.
After the last shred of reason also collapsed, Yakumo Blue's last bit of defense was also breached, and she let go of all her reserve and betrayed everything like a girl who had lost her footing.
"I give up, you devils, ask me what you know, Zi-sama's head to toe, from the inside out, no matter what cosmetics she uses, what underwear she wears, and even her little habits when sleeping. β
"Oh?!It's big news, the secret life of the Yokai Sage. Tengu was immediately excited when he heard Yakumo Zi's privacy question, and immediately asked, "Then I'll ask first, it is rumored that there is an ulterior relationship between Yakumo Zi and Yuyuko of Xixing Temple, is this true?"
"If you ask this kind of question as soon as you come up, Lord Purple will definitely kill me. Yakumo Lan screamed sadly, "Actually, there is a ...... between Purple-sama and Yuyuko-sama."
"Wait, Yakumo Blue, don't bother with this tengu, what we want to ask is how Purple-sama's various spell cards work, and her habits of using them. β
"Hey, I have a voice as a citizen!"
"But that fried tofu is mine. β
The tengu girl was speechless for a moment.
"Is it just this?" Yakumo's blue eyes stared at the fried tofu in Youmeng's hand, obviously relieved.
"Purple-sama has a lot of spell cards. There are about 17 types of spell cards with enchantments, charms, recklessness, style gods, mysteries, realms, illusions, phantom nests, empty bait, light bullets, magic eyes, throwers, waste wires, and external forces, and each type of spell cards is divided into many kinds, and each type has a big difference. Woo~~~ After saying so much, the saliva is about to flow out. β
"What are the characteristics of each type?" asked Fujiwara.
"In terms of enchantment, this witch next to you knows the principle of enchantment, and her barrage enchantment is similar to that of Purple Adult, but Purple Adult's enchantment is chaotic, and it won't be like a witch with a small ring and a big ring. β
Fujiwara Ki glanced at the girl who was reminiscing about the taste of fried tofu, and the other party glared back: "What's wrong with the small ring and the big ring, as long as I can cure the monster." β
Fujiwara didn't bother to quarrel with her, and continued to listen to Yakumo Blue say: "Purple-sama's enchantment barrage is generally inspired by the main guide line, and then the initial barrage is launched, and these scattered bullets will not gather, but will enter these key points at the same time by the main guide line in the free movement, so that these initial barrages can form new scattered bullets inside, but they will not be constrained by the subsequent barrage process." When the enchantment is formed, Purple Lord can also release the barrage behind the spell card in advance without affecting the order in which the enchantment barrage appears. β
For the sake of fried tofu, Lan said everything he knew in one go.
After she finished introducing the last type of spell card [External Force], Fujiwara Noriki asked Youmeng to give her fried tofu.
"Thank you very much for your cooperation, this is a little heart, you can take it. β
Lan looked at Fujiwara Ki and Reimu pitifully: "You won't leak this matter, right?" β
"Big husband, I guarantee with the good reputation of the reporter that I will never reveal any information about Yakumo Blue and Orange. Shooting Pill Wen patted his chest and reassured.
"You're most worried, your newspaper is the easiest to leak, so delete the photos of this incident just to be on the safe side. β
"Hey, hey, hey, are you going to cross the river and tear down the bridge? The tengu girl took a step back, and several people immediately surrounded her.
"Don't push me. β
Shooting Marufumi, he desperately hugged his camera and took out a spell card.
"Tell you, don't come near me if you don't want to get hurt. β
The footsteps of the crowd did not stop.
"In this case, it seems that for the sake of the dignity of journalists, they must gamble their lives. β
Shotimaru took out a spell card.
γRapid Walkingγ
Tengu's figure disappeared into the sky, and Shotmaru ran away.