Chapter 1067: Hit the Bird First
After Ao Te and his group of five stepped from the Lu Realm into the Soul Realm, they went straight all the way. If you want to get to Buzhou, you have to go straight from this direction, and after passing the edge of the great wasteland where the soul realm connects to the demon domain, you will reach Buzhou in a few days.
After several days of non-stop driving, he felt that he should stop and rest for a while.
However, everyone is tired of eating the ingredients they bring, and they are all human races, so they are naturally not used to eating things from the Lu world.
Therefore, His Royal Highness King Yu, who was the leader, decided to find some game in this mountain area to satisfy his hunger.
So, the five of them went deep into the jungle......
Liu Ya was afraid of scaring away the big bear, but she was also worried that Ao Te would be slow, so she suppressed her voice and whispered behind her: "Slowly, be careful." β
Wen Yao also shouted softly: "Wuyang, you should be careful. β
Ji Yinan looked around, and then exuded his divine sense to prevent accidents. Being in a foreign land, you naturally have to be cautious every step of the way.
In the melon field, Ao Te slowly gestured to Qin Wuyang, and then the two nodded in tacit understanding, bowed down, and walked slowly like two treacherous dog thieves.
At this time, Ao Te couldn't help but think of his childhood and his hometown......
In the summer night melon field, there is a ru stealing melons, which makes the melon farmers miserable, so, a certain heroic boy, at night deep into the melon field lurking, wearing a silver ring, holding a steel fork, vowing to be a young hero in the moonlight! Every time there is a stealing melon, he will be careful to get close, his eyes are like an eagle falcon, find the right time, and suddenly make a fork, but unexpectedly, the fuck is that the girl who is the girl actually escaped from the crotch of the young hero, it is really a thief who slipped away, and the straight man sighed, doubted life, and was as steady as the crotch and reversed......
Nowadays, time has passed, and melons are not things.
This is no longer the melon field of the past, but the melon land of the soul world, and it is no longer the thief of the past, but the big dog and bear of the soul world.
Thinking that he would be able to eat the fragrant bear paw made by Liu Ya immediately, Ao Techu couldn't help but stretch out his tongue and lick his lips, and said in a low voice: "Don't use cultivation lightly, so as not to be detected by the people in the soul world." β
Qin Wuyang was a little puzzled, "Such a big bear, if you don't use cultivation, it should be very difficult." β
Ao Te said with a look of remembrance: "I still remember that Tutu once told me - capture the thief first and capture the king first, and scold the mother before scolding." β
Qin Wuyang was even more puzzled: "It makes sense, but what's the matter with catching the big bear at this level? Do you want to scold its mother? Does he understand?"
Aote gave him a slow look, "There's one more thing I didn't say...... Hit the people and hit the birds first. β
Hearing this, Qin Wuyang's face was full of worship, and he gave a thumbs up: "Fart suit, fart suit!"
While the two were talking in a low voice, a deep voice came from the front: "Heh, two stupid comparisons, it's really good Yaxing, I really don't know what kind of posture your father and mother used to give birth to such a brain-dead thing like you." I think you should be forced to reinvent the wheel. β
"Bear, you're a bear, see clearly, grandpa is a catfish, see clearly, catfish!
"Also, grandpa, I have a name, grandpa, my name is Ergo, my name is Linstantiv! Hehe, is it exactly the same as your grandfather's name? To tell you the truth, I am your long-lost grandfather, and you two still kneel and kowtow when you see grandpa?"
Ao Te's slowly bowed body slowly stood up straight, and he turned his head to look at Qin Wuyang with a confused expression.
Qin Wuyang also looked confused, and looked at Ao Te slowly in a daze.
It turned out that it was preconceived from the beginning, this is not a big bear, but a catfish, and it is also a catfish that can talk and even steal watermelons to eat!
Ao Te asked slowly: "What, Wuyang, is the catfish meat delicious?"
Qin Wuyang recalled: "I ate it once when I was a child, and it seems to be okay, and it is very nutritious to make soup. β
"That's right, that's fine. Ao Te nodded slowly, and then facing Da Lin in front of him, he suddenly rushed forward in one step, and the soles of his feet burst out with hot firelight, and he kicked straight under Da Lin's crotch.
"Ohββ!"
"Dandanββ!"
Dalin let out an earth-shattering scream, covered his crotch with both hands, and his clumsy body flew backwards like a kite with a broken string.
He never thought that this guy would actually say that he would do it, and his actions were simply vigorous and unguardable! And the strength of this guy is not small, and what is even more odious is that he actually attacks the most vulnerable parts of men!
Since Dalin transformed into a human form, he naturally has some of the same characteristics as a human, but he is used to being a catfish, so he doesn't care about some parts that should be defended all the time.
This time, he suffered a big loss.
The feeling of chickens flying and eggs beating can no longer be described by the word pain, it is really a world shattering, rocks shattering, rivers reversing, ghosts crying wolves!
Qin Wuyang listened to the scream that went straight to the soul, his legs couldn't help but weaken, out of instinct, he subconsciously covered his crotch, and said slowly to Ao Te in worship and awe: "You really look up to him, as soon as you go up, you can use it without saying a word." β
Ao Te clapped his hands slowly, and said casually: "Isn't it direct to finish the matter with one blow and then eat the catfish?" In my opinion, this should be someone from the Beast Domain or the Demon Domain." β
Ao Te slowly turned the sky, what a huge power, and still kicked directly in the crotch, Rao is Dalin defense is super strong, and there is no power to resist for a while, only to let the body fly in the air, only to let the baptism of pain.
He looked at the starry night sky, the severe pain had made him confused, his eyes were blurred, and he faintly seemed to hear a middle-aged woman singing a very vicissitudes of life in the void......
"I thought I was going to cry, but I didn't. β
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"Ah, what a painful realization! You were all I had!"
"It's just that I look back at every step of the way, and I've walked so lonely!"
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With a dull sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, Dalin's body slammed deep into the ground.
Ao Teslow was about to go up to collect the loot, but he didn't want a dark shadow to come and bring a strong wind.
Immediately after, the dazzling light rose, and Dalin was wrapped in fighting spirit, and slowly stood up from the ground.
Ao Te's eyes were stared at slowly, and he hurriedly sideflipped to avoid it, so he felt it carefully, and found that this was actually an eighth-level demon.
Moreover, to his puzzlement and even surprise, the most vulnerable part of this catfish man was hit by such a powerful blow from himself, and he was unscathed, but he was able to stand up and continue to be rigid after a while, how strong is this defense?
Dalin was furious, really angry.
He roared: "Where did a dog come out of nowhere, even grandpa dares to beat you!"
"It's just a fight, and it's still fighting here!"
"You must know that your father came from here! Without your father, where did you come from?!"
"If I knew this was the case, Grandpa, I should have shot your dad on the sheets!"
Dalin scolded angrily as he swung his head and waved his tongue.
Ao Te was angry when he was scolded, he really didn't expect this guy's mouth to be so poisonous, it was really full of feces, and with the ruthlessness of this scolding, it seemed that even Brother Forced was not his opponent.
Qin Wuyang came from behind, and when he saw this situation, he was startled, and immediately joined the battle and fought Dalin with Ao Te.
Da Lin's tongue attack fused his fighting spirit in it, and the power should not be underestimated, coupled with the guidance of Ren Tuying some time ago, his tongue attack already had faint traces of swordsmanship, and under a whip, Ao Techuan and Qin Wuyang only had the share of dodging.
Ravine after ravine, whipped out of the ground by his tongue.
Suddenly! Dalin withdrew his tongue, and at the same time, his already big belly bulged even bigger, and he leaned back, "Two grandsons, look at grandpa's dung ball storm!"
There was a strange sound of "poof", and I saw a black ball with a foul smell flying out of his mouth and flying slowly towards the nearest Aote.
This trick dung ball storm, originally called the Dou Qi Bomb, is a long-range attack spirit technique created by Dalin borrowing the sound bomb of the jumping frog in the Guardian River, not long ago I met Dajin, and was deeply affected by Dajin's move Planet Storm of the Apes, so he renamed the Dou Qi Bomb to the Dung Ball Storm, and the power and utility have also been improved.
The purpose is: even if it can't kill you, it will disgust you!
Fighting in the rivers and lakes, ruthless and cruel, life and death, in order to win and survive, it is natural to do everything, and disgusting the enemy is a good means.
Besides, the method of Aote slowing down and kicking the bird directly just now is not necessarily disgusting.
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Speaking of watermelons, I think of the experience of stealing watermelons with my friends when I was a child, and I can't help but think of the young Runtu, the ordinary and simple little hero.
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(End of chapter)