Chapter 659 The Queen Mother was petrified on the spot
The queen naturally heard it, frowned slightly but let go in an instant, pretending to pick up a handkerchief to wipe her mouth, but actually took the opportunity to cover her nose to prevent the invasion of the stench.
The strong scent of flowers on the handkerchief immediately made her no longer smell the slightest stench, and like the emperor, she pretended not to hear anything, and did not look back.
The Queen Mother sat on a high seat, and a crack appeared in her always indifferent face.
She didn't expect that at today's birthday banquet, she actually let out a stinky fart in public!
stared at the queen and the emperor who pretended not to know and did not look back, and his gloomy eyes slowed slightly.
Bow your head and press one hand on your stomach.
At this time......, her stomach turned upside down as if she was fighting! Gu who really wants to fart is hopeless.
Poof, poof. The Queen Mother couldn't bear it anymore, and let out two stinky farts one after another.
The Queen Mother's face suddenly cracked.
The Empress heard the smell of thunder behind her, and "......" glanced at the Emperor.
It just so happened that the emperor also looked at her, and the eyes of the two people met at the same time, which was indescribably weird.
Mama Yao wanted to pretend that she didn't find out, thinking that the first fart was just an accident, but when she heard the successive farts sounds, she immediately realized that something was wrong, the Queen Mother had a bad stomach? !
I had the courage to investigate the Queen Mother, and sure enough, I saw the Queen Mother, who had always collapsed in front of Mount Tai and did not change her color, at this time her face seemed peaceful, but her eyes were hideous.
Two hands even pressed her stomach under the banquet table!
Mama Yao immediately stepped forward to relieve the siege and said, "Queen Mother, you are unwell, the old slave will immediately help you back to the palace to ask for a royal doctor." ”
The Queen Mother replied in a low voice. "Hmm. There was suppressed murderous anger in his voice.
The emperor and the empress could no longer pretend not to hear at this time, and the two of them looked back at the queen mother at the same time.
The emperor said with a worried face: "The queen mother is the negligence of the sons, you are not feeling well, and the sons did not find out." ”
The queen obediently did not speak. She knew that it was easy for her to come out of her mouth.
The Queen Mother hurriedly went to the toilet, how could she have the time to listen to him talk nonsense about these superficial skills. "Two days ago, I was infected with wind chill and had some diarrhea, I thought it was out of the way...... You stay here to feast the ministers for the mourning family, and the mourning family goes back to the palace to lie down. ”
"Yes. The Emperor bowed his head in response.
The queen stood up. "Mother, daughter-in-law will help you back to the palace. ”
The Queen Mother shook her hand and refused to stand up and said, "No, ......" poof.
The Queen Mother was petrified on the spot, she was incontinent!
The queen and the emperor smelled a smell of that was even more foul than a stinky fart, and the two of them shook their bodies at the same time, and they didn't know how to react!
It was still Mama Yao who reacted quickly, forcibly grabbed the queen mother's arm, and took her away quickly from the small side door next to her.
The emperor and the empress bowed their heads at the same time, looking at the ground under the seat where the queen mother was standing just now, leaving a puddle of yellow filth.
The Emperor winked at the Empress.
The queen immediately took Mama Qiao and left after the back of the queen mother. As he was leaving, he seemed to have inadvertently dropped the handkerchief in his hand and covered the puddle of yellow filth.
The strong scent of flowers on the handkerchief immediately dispelled most of the stench.
As if nothing had happened, the emperor still sat on his seat and drank calmly. In my heart, I was wondering if the Queen Mother was unceasingly ugly for no reason, could it be ...... The black hand under the prime minister?
The corner of his eye swept silently over the prime minister below.
Could it be that he is taking revenge on the Queen Mother for the matter of the Ministry of Criminal Affairs?
Catching a glimpse of the divine doctor beside the prime minister, he glanced sideways at Gonggong Wen beside him.
Gonggong Wen immediately retreated and hid in the darkness, and reappeared behind the prime minister's table.
Everyone saw the queen mother leave the table suddenly for no reason, and the queen chased away, and was wondering what had happened, but the next moment they saw Gonggong Wen call Yan Huichun away from the prime minister's side.
The ministers suddenly realized that it must be the Queen Mother who suddenly felt unwell, so she left the table halfway and asked the doctor to diagnose.
Seeing this scene, Jing Rong lowered his head and approached Zhuo Nan in a secret voice: "You let Qing Yan give the Queen Mother an acute laxative, and let her make a fool of herself in public, she will remember it in her life." Madame's trick is enough to damage, yes, she has three points of skill for her husband, but it's a pity that she almost didn't grasp the right time. She should have been made a fool of herself in public before the musician was playing. ’
Zhuo Nan looked at him and hinted in his eyes: Who said that I am not hot enough? I deliberately designed it like this. If you really want to make a fool of the queen mother in public, after we leave the palace, I am afraid that no one in the imperial dining room will be able to see the sun tomorrow morning, including those palace maids who pass the meal and serve the food.
She didn't want to let the blood of Taihe Hall flow because of her own selfish wishes. This happens to step on the bottom line that the Queen Mother will not kill people indiscriminately, just right.
Jing Rong smiled and reached out to give her another dish with chopsticks. Even if Nan Yatou thinks thoughtfully, what if the Queen Mother loses her honor and wants to kill people, she doesn't even need to find an excuse.
Although she didn't think it through, Yan Huichun would finish it for her.
She doesn't want to implicate the innocent, as a husband, she naturally has to spoil her, follow her, and help her fulfill her wishes.
Zhuo Nan didn't eat, but looked at the emperor in the high position and left the table.
As soon as the emperor left, the second prince and others also noticed that something was wrong and left the table one after another, including the fifth princess and several more favored concubines.
At this moment, the ministers had no scruples and ran to the prime minister to inquire about the situation.
The prime minister's sentence: The Queen Mother was unwell and sent everyone away.
Rudderless ship. At this moment, what was originally a strict court banquet became a vegetable market, and everyone went their own way.
Zhuo Nan suddenly stretched out his hand and poked Jing Rong, seeing that he turned his face, he blinked and hinted: Our poison seems to be poisoned.
Jing Rong said with a pampered face: "Go play." ”
Zhuo Nan smiled slightly: "Then I'll go." ”
She wanted to see who the fourth prince gave her an aphrodisiac and prepared a female godhusband.
Standing up and looking at the palace maid behind him, he explained, "Take Mrs. Ben to the toilet." ”
"No. The palace maid curtsied and left the Taihe Hall with Zhuo Nan.
Zhuo Nan followed behind the pink-dressed palace maid and just stepped out of the gate of the Taihe Palace, and met another palace maid who was also dressed in pink but had a somewhat different bun.
"This lady left it to me to lead the way. ”
"Yes. ”
Zhuo Nan looked coldly at the palace maid who led the way for her changed.
There was a nearest latrine when she turned left after leaving the Taihe Palace, but the palace maid who suddenly appeared led her in the direction of the Baohe Palace. He also pretended to be extremely respectful and admonished: "Please follow the slave and maid, there are many forks in the palace and many similar scenery, it is easy to get lost." ”
Zhuo Nan noticed that Qing Yan and Qing Yi were hiding in the dark and secretly following her to protect her, following the palace maid who led the way without any scruples, and also bloomed the most beautiful smile at each other, the smile was sweet but contained deadly poison.
On the other side, the Queen Mother casually found a toilet on the way, and then returned to Cining Palace under the cover of Mama Yao.
Mama Yao immediately retired from the palace maid and waited for the queen mother to bathe and change her clothes.