Chapter 187: Angry Lychee TV
(Hope not blocked!)
"Everyone... Now that you have all become our slaves, I will now choose two domestic slaves among you. Zhang Guoli smiled and said: "Of course, the house slave follows me, it must be..." ”
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Hanyu immediately smiled and said: "Eat fragrant and drink spicy, the prime minister's family slave is a seven-grade official." ”
"Hey... Hey... That's a good point, but who do I choose?"
As soon as she finished asking, Huang Xiaolei immediately raised her hand and shouted, "I... I will massage. ”
"I will massage as well. Hailu also followed behind timidly.
"Choose me, king, I will kill chickens with horses, and I will also have pedicures. Yu Xiaotong shouted vigorously.
Ha ha... Zhang Churan smiled, looking at the way everyone desperately competed to be a house slave, Zhang Churan also wanted to be this house slave, but it was useless to recommend himself, and then Zhang Guoli laughed: "You are all very positive, I like this very much, but I still need to observe who to choose, so let's do it, each of you shows your own talents, let me see, who wins, who I like, then choose whom." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, Huang Xiaolei took the lead, saying that she wanted to dance a turtle dance, and asked Song Xiaobao to beat her, but she couldn't bear to look at the dance, and was scolded by Teacher Zhang Guoli in an instant.
Song Xiaobao sang a two-person turn, however, Mr. Zhang Guoli didn't like it either, and soon, Hailu and Di Lieba came out, and the two collaborated on a dance. The house slaves are the two of you. ”
"Haha... Hailu and Di Lieba hugged each other happily.
But this made Zhang Churan and the others in the back speechless: "Ah... We haven't performed yet. ”
"It's just... Our show was good. ”
It's a pity, Zhang Guoli didn't want to look at the rest of the men anymore, waved his hand, and someone immediately came up to take Zhang Churan and the others away, at this time, Zhang Churan and the others were divided into three groups, Di Lieba and Hailu were house slaves, and Huang Xiaolei was taken to find Shen Xian to farm.
And Zhang Churan, Song Xiaobao, Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Hanyu were taken to the place where the bronze was made.
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"Let's go... Hurry up. ”
Several staff members shouted at Zhang Churan and others with spears, which made Zhang Hanyu very unhappy: "You can lead the way on your head, does it make sense to keep shouting?"
may have seen Zhang Hanyu's unhappiness, so Song Xiaobao diverted the topic and said, "The quarry is far away?"
"Not far.... Zhang Churan pointed to the front and said, "It seems to be there." ”
"Ahh I see it. Yu Xiaotong looked at the front with a smile: "Right there, there are two piles of ore." ”
came to the front of the two piles of ore, everyone picked up the ore into the frame, and then carried it to the smelting place, but when they were about to leave for the first time, because there were too few, the other party actually refused to let them go, which made the boss Zhang Hanyu angry.
Later, Song Xiaobao hurriedly came out to be a peacemaker, otherwise there would really be a contradiction, and in the end, according to the requirements of the director team, everyone loaded a bag of ore, about 100 catties, to be honest, carried to death.
Then we went to the place of smelting, smelting bronze, the ancient Huaguo was originally using natural copper, and the early Shang Dynasty was able to use fire to smelt copper-tin alloy bronze. The process of smelting bronze is more complicated, probably the selected ore is added to the flux first, and then placed in the smelting furnace, burned charcoal for smelting, and when the fire is mature, the refined copper liquid is taken and the slag is discarded, that is, the primary copper is obtained. The initial copper is still relatively coarse, and it needs to be refined again to obtain pure red copper. Red copper plus tin and lead are fused into alloys, that is, bronze.
The smelting that Zhang Churan and others saw was actually a very high technology in ancient times, and in a large furnace, it was full of bronze liquid that had been purified.
Liquid bronze is scooped out of the furnace and introduced into a mold next to it, and the so-called mold is also called a mother model or a mold. Its raw materials can be selected from pottery, wood, bamboo, bone, stone and other materials, and the already cast bronzes can also be used as models. The specific choice of material should be determined by the geometry of the casting, and the convenience of pattern engraving and dialing should be considered. Generally speaking, the slender and flat shape of the knife and the sharpened mold can be made of bamboo and wood; the smaller birds, beasts and animals can be carved from bone and stone; for the thick and relatively large Ding and Yi utensils, the clay can be used as the mold to facilitate the molding.
Song Xiaobao was the first to introduce the bronze liquid into the mold, and then put the mold into the sink to cool, and it took about less than half an hour to cool, and then smashed the mold, and a bronze short blade appeared.
This made Song Xiaobao very surprised, followed by Zhang Churan, Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Hanyu each made a bronze short blade, and then began to sit there and sharpen, wanting to sharpen the blade.
And just when Zhang Churan and others were sharpening their bronze short knives, Di Lieba and Hailu were taken to raise silkworms and draw silk, and the two of them were very interesting that when they arrived at the silkworm breeding room, they screamed in addition to screaming, because these two guys were afraid of silkworm babies.
As for Shen Xian and Huang Xiaolei, they were taken to farming, it seems that during this period, the ancients had begun to plant millet, soybeans and other crops, Shen Xian was really too lazy, and when he farmed, he completely relied on Huang Xiaolei.
It wasn't until 15 p.m. that there was a sudden sound of a big drum, which brought all the crossing members together, all asking where it was coming from.
Seeing that the members of the crossing gathered together, the director team also stood up: "Everyone, the big drum just now is because there are assassins in the village, and the assassins have different marks on their bodies than yours, and those who catch the assassins here will be rewarded with modern time in hours." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, all the members of the crossing began to scatter, preparing to find the Assassin, and the way they could judge the Assassin was to see if the other party's body had a turtle pattern.
But what left the crossing members speechless was that after searching for more than 30 minutes, the shadow of the assassin was not seen.
Shen Xuan sat on the ground panting, his eyes glazed and Song Xiaobao stayed together, at this time, Zhang Churan walked over with a smile and said, "Do you see Brother Shen so positive, what's wrong, it's not going to work now." ”
"Haha... Song Xiaobao on the side laughed: "It's just a temporary rest, Brother Shen said, this time he must catch the assassin." ”
Shaking his head, Shen Yin said: "I dare to conclude that these guys walking outside are all disguises, and it is impossible for the assassin to show up, I suspect that the assassin must be hiding somewhere at this time, and I also suspect that the assassin may still be a woman." ”
"Oh.... At this time, Song Xiaobao said excitedly: "It's that Mrs. Zhai who is standing next to Teacher Zhang Guoli is very suspicious, she must have been robbed by Teacher Zhang Guoli, so she assassinated Teacher Zhang Guoli, well... I'm going to go to the council chamber now, and if I look closely, I think I'll get something out of it. ”
"I'll go too.... Zhang Churan also followed behind Song Xiaobao, at this time, Zhang Churan looked back at Shen Zhen and said, "Brother... Aren't you going with us?"
Shaking his hand, Shen Yin said speechlessly: "I'll rest again!"
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Walking into the council room, there was still no shadow of the assassin, Zhang Churan didn't understand why the assassin hadn't been found at this time, and later learned that the assassin hadn't appeared at all at this time.
It took another 10 minutes for the assassin to finally appear, but to the silence of all the crossing members, the director team actually found someone to play parkour.
Parkour not only strengthens the physique, but also makes you more agile and reacts faster. A professional parkour trainer can properly control the danger and minimize it, and when caught in the danger of 'fire', 'earthquake', 'attack', 'car accident', 'emergency', etc., his chances of escape will be more than 20 times higher than that of ordinary people.
20 times, brother, how can you catch the old, weak, sick and disabled who have been looking for more than 40 minutes.
Yu Xiaotong has long legs and fast speed, but even that long leg, in terms of speed, he is not the opponent of the strong man who plays parkour, Zhang Churan also knows at this time that if you want to catch this guy, you can't fight hard at all, you have to play some skills.
So just when everyone was chasing the assassin, Zhang Churan hid in a corner, ready to catch the assassin once when he passed by his position.
To everyone's excitement, Zhang Churan successfully caught the assassin once, and the assassin had a rabbit painted on his body.
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Zhang Churan seized the assassin and gained an hour of modern time, and in addition to this, there was also a chance to marry Zhang Guoli's daughter.
Just when Zhang Churan stayed in the RV and was happily preparing to be the groom's official, the bride over there was also selected, and it was none other than our Di Li Reba.
Of course, at this time, Zhang Churan, who was still sleeping in the RV, didn't know that his bride would be Di Lireba, and the other members were also busy preparing for this wedding.
Huang Xiaolei and Shen Jiao caught chickens, and then Song Xiaobao made masks, Zhang Hanyu, Yu Xiaotong and Hailu went to brush the body of the elephant that Zhang Churan was going to sit and greet tonight.
It's just that after washing, the baby elephant seems to be even dirtier, but anyway, in the end, everything is done.
After an hour of the end of the modern world, Zhang Churan was also taken aside to put on the groom's clothes, and then saw Yu Xiaotong pulling the baby elephant over, Zhang Churan jumped up, and when he came to a square in the village, watching the bonfire burning high, Zhang Churan was very happy.
The baby elephant jumped down and had just walked to the side of the bonfire when he was attacked by the crossing members with rice, which was a blessing to the groom during that period.
After being sprinkled with rice, Zhang Guoli stood up from his position with a smile, and then pointed at Zhang Churan and said, "You can stop calling me the leader now, you can call me father." ”
With a ninety-degree bow, Zhang Churan said respectfully: "Father." ”
"Well... Good.... Zhang Guoli said happily: "I heard that you are very brave and caught the assassin who wanted to assassinate me, I can only marry my most beautiful daughter to you." ”
"It's a real honor. Zhang Churan smiled slightly.
Then the bride snatching began, it was a scuffle, and finally the bride was snatched out by Song Xiaobao, because he was too dark, no one paid attention, and Zhang Churan and all the people were paying attention to him.
However, snatching it out is also to help Zhang Churan snatch it out, and then let Zhang Churan say the oath, and when the oath is over, Zhang Guoli laughs happily: "Okay, child, you can now unmask your wife, and then kiss your wife." ”
After Zhang Guoli finished speaking, the rest of the crossing members immediately coaxed, and when Zhang Churan took off the bride's mask, Di Li Reba appeared in front of Zhang Churan and looked at Di Li Reba's shallow smile.
Then I heard the other members shouting desperately: "Kiss him, kiss her...!"
Under the instigation of so many people, it seems that Zhang Churan's courage has also become bigger, so he slowly approached Di Li Reba's face, and then gently kissed the corner of Di Li Reba's mouth.
All the members shouted excitedly, and at this moment, suddenly a book of Analects fell from the sky, and thus the first journey of crossing was over.
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Three days later, Chunshen Fengran Entertainment, just when Zhang Churan was about to go to shoot "Let's Get Married", an unexpected thing happened.
"Little Five... Little Five... Take a look at this report. ”
Zhang Zifeng ran into Zhang Churan's office and handed Zhang Churan's mobile phone, and when Zhang Churan picked up the mobile phone and saw that it was Tao Jingying's news, this Tao Jingying actually entered Litchi Satellite TV again and became a member of the guessing panel of Litchi Satellite TV's "Masked Guess".
Seriously, after reading this report, Zhang Churan really didn't know what to say, looking at Zhang Zifeng, Zhang Churan said hatefully: "Is Lychee Satellite TV sick in the brain, he was cheated by this woman once, he doesn't have a long memory, this minion's dog face, he is not even as good as Huangguo Satellite TV."
At least Huangguo Satellite TV knew about the ban when he learned about the other party's smear, why is this Litchi Satellite TV so cheap?"
"Cheap...?" Zhang Zifeng smiled, you haven't read the message below, and another one said that he wanted to boycott Tao Jingying's comment, can you take a look at the reply below?"
With patience, Zhang Churan looked down, and there was a comment below: How can Tao Jingying, a treasure independence element, still be masked? Lychee Satellite TV thinks that she is a "cheap" Chinese in Tao Jingying's mouth, and she knows that she is still a treasure and independence "even if she wants to invite her, she can't help it"? Jiangsu Satellite TV has a way to let this treasure independence element leave? Don't chill the hearts of masked fans!
And the following reply is very poisonous: Is it Baodu, Zongju will judge for you!
"Don't think you're smarter than Soju!"
"Why are you this every day? You don't even worry so much when you die!
"Do you know that you have a brain disease that needs to be treated? The people of Baodao are all Baodu, and I said that you are a terrorist?"
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The messages almost made Zhang Churan drop Zhang Zifeng's mobile phone angrily, cheap... This is Zhang Churan's helpless roar.
This Tao Jingying smeared Huang Guowei's "Where Are You Going, Dad", saying that in fact, the program team had approached her, and the remuneration offered by the program team was a year's income for her and her husband, but she didn't want her children to suffer, and the point was that her family was not bad for money!
Perhaps~ Tao Jingying's words are partly correct, but, it is really low IQ and low EQ, using hype about where Dad is going, in fact, it is to promote the new album, Huangguotai was directly angered~ directly issued a statement saying that Tao Jingyingying's family had never been invited, and Tao Jingying was disgusted by fabricating fake news!
After Tao Jingying's announcements on Huangguotai were all stopped and directly blocked, Huangguotai was also helpless, his own "Fast Man" made Tao Jingying popular again~ Huangguotai is not good, so I went to Litchi Satellite TV to participate in "Love in Embarrassment" and "The Most Brain", "Really in Embarrassment" was filmed for two episodes, Tao Jingying and her husband felt squeezed, so they stopped recording!!
Then after returning to Baodao, he said on the Baodao variety show how the mainland program team squeezed her, didn't give her a break, didn't give her a full meal, recorded 18 hours a day, how inhumane, the program team was completely annoyed, and directly sent out a schedule, and found that Tao Jingying's recording time was the shortest.
You want to make money, and you want to be relaxed, why don't you make money in bed? 8 hours a day, all lying down!
As soon as the program was broadcast, netizens on Baodao also complained about Tao Jingying: The program team is more tired than you, running around with a camera, and the money you earn is not as much as a fraction of yours, and Huaguo's remuneration is more than that of Baodao, so I went to Huaguo, I want to make a little more, and I want to be relaxed, so don't go at all!
In the treasure island program, he ridiculed the unspoken rules of Huaguo, it is better to sleep well than to do well, ridiculed the special service of massage in Lin'an Hotel, and said on the show that aboriginal women cheat if they are fine!
Such a brute, Litchi Satellite TV still needs to use it, to be honest, Zhang Churan is furious, it is really too spineless and disciplined, cheap is this kind of TV station.
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