Chapter 1082: Copycat God of Gamblers
Chapter 1082 Copycat God of Gambling "Master, save me, I don't want to find an orangutan as a boyfriend......" Jiang Jindie complained to Mu Fei.
"Hehe, isn't that good? Didn't you say before that the first condition for finding a boyfriend is to beat you, otherwise you don't have to talk about it?" Mu Fei teased.
"Ahhh
Jiang Jindie spread his hands helplessly and explained, "That's just the way I came up with it, let those annoying guys retreat, don't bother me anymore......"
"Oh, I see......"
Mu Fei suddenly realized, and then, he asked curiously, "What about you...... What are you looking for?"
"Hmph, auntie, my man, that must be unusual......"
Jiang Jindie waved his hand and said with a grin, "My man, it doesn't matter how much money you have, just enough to spend." But what about people, you have to be handsome, and you have to be capable......"
"And the two most important ......"
"First, be humorous. I'm usually serious enough in the unit, I don't want to go home after work, and I have to accompany a 'stuffy stick' to stare at me, and I don't ......have any mood at all."
"I want the kind of guy who can't tell me a joke or fight with me. Of course, it's not okay to be too flamboyant. It's not funny to stare at and talk nonsense, it's disgusting......"
"Second, you have to be physically strong. He didn't say that he could beat me, but he also had to be able to practice with me twice, and he was as thin as a wolf, and he was sick, so he couldn't do it. There is no desire to look at it......"
"Hehe, in fact, what suits me the most is that my boyfriend's strength is about the same as mine, but he is still a little weaker than me. In this way, I can not only train with him and improve each other's strength, but he can't beat me, halu haha......"
"When the time comes, I will clean him up as much as I want, and I will bully him as much as I like. I'm in a bad mood and beat him up, that's fun. Ha Lu Ha ...... "The tigress said and grinned proudly.
"Smack......
Mu Fei patted his head, this helpless.
I said earlier that being your boyfriend is 'jumping into a fire pit,' and I found out that I was wrong, I was very wrong. To be your boyfriend, it is not an exaggeration to say that jumping into a fire pit is light, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is 'going to hell'! This is simply self-defeating...... Thinking of this, Mu Fei sighed helplessly and shook his head.
If you want me to say, you might as well accept this ready-made 'boyfriend'. If you want to find it yourself, maybe you will have to find it when you will go...... 'Mu Fei thought in his heart.
And just thinking of this, Jiang Jindie turned her head and looked at Mu Fei twice, she suddenly remembered something and grinned.
"Hey, hey, hey, master, if I have to give an example, I'm looking for a boyfriend, so I have to run for a ...... like you."
Jiang Jindie smiled while stretching out his hand and gesturing, "Master, look at you, what do you want to look like...... Handsome enough, with a good physique, and so talented, so good. Alas...... It's just because I always see you, my vision is getting higher and higher, what can I do?"
Although Jiang Jindie is a swaggering man's character, she is so blatantly patted and said such an exaggerated statement, she also quietly blushed - this is really too sensual and disgusting.
However, she made the right move, and Mu Fei really ate this set.
"Hahaha, that's a good point!!"
Mu Fei stretched out his hand and patted his thigh and pointed at Jiang Jindie, "Even if it's a sycophant, I love to hear what you say." If I don't say anything else today, I'll just say this to you, you'll do me a favor!"
"Hehe, master, I know that you are the most particular, hahaha......" Jiang Jindie stretched out his hand and patted Mu Fei's shoulder.
"Then tell me, what are you going to do?" Mu Fei asked again.
"Simple, let's ...... it like this"
Jiang Jindie's slender fingers tapped on the table in front of Mu Fei, "Didn't the old man want to introduce me to a boyfriend and say how good he was?
"Master, just because you are so handsome, so good, and so powerful, when my dad sees you, he will like you very much! Naturally, he dismissed the idea of introducing the 'gorilla' to me, and my troubles were solved."
Jiang Jindie shook his fist, "How about this idea, isn't it very powerful?"
"Hmm......"
Mu Fei touched his chin and thought for a moment, although this method was used by TV and novels. But don't say it, this is really the most effective solution to the current situation.
"Cheng, just do as you say!"
Mu Fei nodded, "Then when are we going to see your father?"
"Tomorrow at noon, do you have time?"
"Can ......"
Mu Fei said, stood up and stretched his arms, "Then I'll withdraw, let's call tomorrow." ”
With that, he got up to leave.
"Hey, hey, master, what are you doing?" Jiang Jindie stretched out his hand and grabbed him.
"What are you doing, of course it's going home......" Mu Fei blinked and said as a matter of course.
Jiang Jindie's face twitched slightly, "Bastard master, are you playing with me? You ignore me, don't you?" I ran all the way out of half of China and came to your hometown as a guest, don't you say that you can put on a big banquet and kill pigs and sheep to entertain me, at least invite me to a meal and walk around by the way, right?" At least invite me to your house, you, go home and leave me here alone, you ...... You're too annoying!!'I'll smoke, I'll whip you, you bastard master!!' Jiang Jindie forced the anger in her heart and slapped Mu Fei again in her brain, which was much better.
"Master, where are you going home? It's not done yet......"
Jiang Jindie said, pointing to the shopping mall behind him, "I'm going to see my dad tomorrow, even if it's acting, I have to act a little bit." Let's go, go get dressed......"
"Huh?"
Mu Fei looked down at his casual sports top, casual sweatpants, and casual sneakers, "I'm ...... Can't you?"
"What a fart, do you wear this when you see your future father-in-law?" you are too casual......" Jiang Jindie complained while pulling Mu Fei's sportswear.
After that, he grabbed Mu Fei's arm and pulled him towards the mall, "You have to have costumes for acting, let's go, get a formal outfit." Don't worry, you don't have to spend money, I spend ......"
Before Mu Feifen could say anything, Jiang Jindie had already dragged him away.
……
"That's you...... 'Official'?"
Mu Fei looked at himself in the mirror, the flesh on his face twitched and twitched - he felt that he was like this...... It's too 'two'.
Now Mu Fei is wearing a black suit, black bow tie and white shirt, a pair of black shiny black leather shoes, a pair of old black toad glasses on his nose, and a big black windbreaker on his shoulders.
Good guy, with his image, his hair is different.
If you comb your back again, the whole will be a 'God of Gamblers'.
Not only did Mu Fei feel 'two', but even the waitress next to her was tightly closed, her face flushed, and she couldn't help laughing.
"Well, not bad...... yes" Jiang Jindie patted Mu Fei's shoulder and nodded with satisfaction.
As for Mu Fei, he is about to die of shame now.
"You...... Are you sure...... I...... Are you going to dress like this? Are you sure...... Won't I be mistaken for a psychopath?" asked Mu Fei with a flushed face and an ugly face.
"Of course, you have to dress like this......"
Jiang Jindie nodded as a matter of course and explained, "Master, think about it, since you are fooling my father and making him think you are good, then you must follow his aesthetics, right?"
"And according to my understanding of him, in his heart, the most handsome guy is Chow Yun-fat, and he likes to watch the God of Gamblers! Don't worry, I can guarantee that as soon as your current image appears in front of him, you can immediately shock him!!" Jiang Jindie said with a gesture of 'guarantee'.
"Shock him, I think it's scared?" Mu Fei muttered.
But Jiang Jindie completely ignored his words, and had already handed over the credit card with a flick of his hand.
"The password is written on the back, and besides, please help me put those bags on ......," she said, pointing to Mu Fei's casual clothes that he had changed into.
"Hey, wrap those, you're not going to let me just wear this, are you?" asked Mu Fei in surprise.
Jiang Jindie blinked her eyes wide, with an innocent face, "What, can't you?"
Thinking that his image appeared in public, Mu Fei felt the urge to commit suicide, "You might as well kill me......
“…… , is it that serious?"
"It's worse than this......"
"Okay......"
In the end, Mu Fei didn't dare to walk out of the city with that image.
The two walked around for a while, agreed on a time and place to meet the next day, and then separated......
……
Mu Fei was really embarrassed to dress like that and went out, so he deliberately got a trolley, planning to change it before going upstairs to see Jiang Jindie and her father.
The next day, Mu Fei prepared everything, went to the place to change clothes, and called Jiang Jindie to pick her up.
Jiang Jindie's father lives in a somewhat old residential community. Since this community is old, there are naturally many residents. Even though Mu Fei was sitting in the car, his strange dress still attracted the attention of some passing uncles, aunts and children.
'Alas, it's not easy to be a master. Especially for a master like me, it's really difficult...... 'Mu Fei smoked while 'shameless'.
As a policeman, Jiang Jindie still has a sense of time. Mu Fei called her after changing her clothes, and before she finished smoking a cigarette, she saw her walk out of a residential building.
"Porphyry—"
As soon as she opened the door, she laughed first when she saw Mu Fei's appearance.
"I'm leaving, you can solve your own troubles by yourself......" Mu Fei started the car without saying a word.
"Master, don't don't, I'm wrong, apprentice is wrong......"
Jiang Jindie hurriedly smiled, "I'm not laughing at you, it's just that my father's aesthetics are so weird, I couldn't hold back for a while." I was wrong, can't I compensate you?"
The tigress blinked as she spoke, and she looked good - this guy was a little used to selling cuteness.
"When I go back to Beidu, I'll get you a gourd baby's clothes to put on, take all kinds of pictures, I see if you dare to laugh at me!" Mu Fei glared at her fiercely, gritted his teeth and said, but still got out of the car......