15. Hiccups
The Chinese teacher is a middle-aged woman with a big belly, who doesn't look good, but he is a very talented old talent.
"Today we are studying a classical Chinese essay "Mulan Poem", and I will read it to you first, so that you can find your feelings. Ahem, chirp, chirp, Mulan......"
"Ugh. ”
"Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaver, and I don't ...... the opportunity"
"Ugh. ”
The Chinese teacher looked at the student who had been hiccuping, interrupting his reading.
I saw Xu Ruo's face flushed, covering his mouth, signaling that he would not burp.
The Chinese teacher continued to read: "I don't hear the sound of the machine, but I hear the sigh of the girl.
Ask the woman what ......?"
"Uh-"
"Hahahahaha ”
The whole class laughed, just because Xu Ruo's hiccup was very loud.
Xu Ruo was ashamed, she didn't expect this burp to be so shocking and crying, probably because the more she wanted to hold it, the bigger the rebound, she wanted to cry without tears.
"Ugh. "Here it is again, Xu Ruo is desperate, she has been like this since she was a child, it's okay not to hiccup, but once she hiccups, she can't stop for a while.
Everyone in the class was laughing, holding back, snickering, laughing, and the Chinese teacher was laughing helplessly.
"Ugh. "Another one.
Shen Fan couldn't help but smile: "That, Xiao Ruo, you won't burp if you drink more water." ”
Xu Ruo: "Oh, I'll drink it...... Uh, water. ”
"Poof, hahaha. ”
Xu Ruo: ......
"Okay, okay, let's stop laughing, and read "Mulan Poems" aloud as a class. The Chinese teacher ordered.
The whole class held the book, sat upright, and began to read aloud: "Chirp and chirp, Mulan is a household weaver, don't hear the sound of the machine, ask the woman what she thinks, ask the woman what she remembers, the woman has nothing to think, the woman has nothing to remember.......
Xu Ruo read aloud in a low voice: "Haw chirp chirp, Mulan...... Well, when the household weaving, I don't hear the sound of the machine, but I hear the sigh of the woman. Ask the ...... Uh, what do you think, ask the woman what she remembers...... Belch. Women don't think about it, and women don't have ...... Uh, remember. I saw the military post last night, and the Khan ordered a large number of soldiers, and the military book was ten...... Uh, two volumes, the volume has the name of the grandfather, the grandfather has no eldest child, wooden ...... Eh, Lan Wu's eldest brother, is willing to be the city's saddle horse, and from now on he will be the master...... Uh, levy. ”
Shen Fan is Xu Ruo's tablemate, and no matter how low Xu Ruo's voice is, he can always catch Xu Ruo's obvious sentence breaks and hiccups. He buried his face in the book, his shoulders swaying, and the contours of his ears turned red from the laughter.
Xu Ruo was annoyed and angry, and kicked Shen Fan's stool with his foot.
After reading "Mulan Poem", the laughter in the class finally disappeared, Xu Ruo hurriedly picked up the mineral water and dried half a bottle in one go so that he didn't burp.
After class, Zhu Minzhi Tao Kan: "If everyone else is a blockbuster, you are a hiccup." Ha ha. ”
Xu Ruo pretended to be expressionless, but her flushed face betrayed her: "You go away, don't disturb my study." ”
Shen Fan gave Zhu Minzhi a look: Don't tease her, Xiaoruo is thin-skinned.
Zhu Minzhi nodded, his eyebrows twitched twice: Okay, I know.
After finding that no one was teasing herself, Xu Ruo breathed a sigh of relief, and even her shoulders relaxed a lot, as an "old monster" being ridiculed by junior high school students, don't be too ashamed! Also, she doesn't want to burp or anything.
After Zhu Minzhi saw the small back in front of him obviously relaxed, he snickered, and thought to himself: Xiao Ruoruo's face is really thin, ahhhh
The November wind, blowing off the autumn leaves of another season, drifted on the road, and finally returned to the earth.
At this time, there was finally one thing that made the whole school boil.
Registration for the New Year's Day art show is about to begin, with two programs per class and a month of rehearsal time.
During the class meeting, there was a lively discussion.
Zhu Minzhi, who has always been lively, suggested: "Teacher He, why don't we have a sketch in our class, which is funny." ”
Cui Junjie proposed: "The whole class chorus is also very imposing. ”
Xu Xin, who loves to play basketball and play handsome, said loudly: "It's good to pick a few people to arrange a street dance." ”
“……”
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Teacher He listened with a smile, and after seeing that everyone was looking at him: "That's it, is there a hidden master in the class, the kind that knows talent, don't be shy, raise your hand and let the teacher take a look, and the students can report it to each other." Teacher He also made a rare joke.
There was a burst of laughter from the class.
"Teacher, Cui Junjie can play the piano. ”
"And maybe you can dance. "This is the mouthy Zhu Minzhi.
"Qin Zixu will pull the erhu ......"
Ye Minyao can also dance. ”
“……”
The students who were called by name had a lot of expressions on their faces, some were eager to try and some were shy and blushing, but the children at this age were more expressive, and they also wanted to perform on stage, including Xu Ruo, although she was an adult at heart.
Teacher He wrote down one by one with a pen: "It seems that there are still a lot of masters in our class." ”
"Class leader, how many years have you been playing the piano?" Teacher He was the first to ask Cui Junjie.
Cui Junjie is the squad leader after all, so he calmly replied: "I started playing at the age of six, and it's been seven years." ”
"Wow-" The classmate exclaimed, seven years was a long time for them.
Teacher He nodded, and asked Xu Ruo again: "Xiaoruo, what kind of dance have you been practicing and how long have you been?" ”
Xu Ruo is also calmer: "I practice ballet, and it's been a year now. ”
Teacher He was a little surprised: "There are not many people who practice ballet. ”
"What about Qin Zixu?"
Qin Zixu was white and pure, so his blushing was also very obvious: "I learned it from my grandfather since I was a child." ”
Teacher He nodded: "What about Min Yao?"
Ye Minyao replied in a low voice: "I have been practicing classical dance for three years. ”
Teacher He pondered for a while and said: "Then let's do it, tentatively set up a sketch program, Zhu Minzhi, you are in charge of the sketch, three days, give me a plan, is it okay?"
Zhu Minzhi said excitedly: "Promise to complete the task! ”
As for Cui Junjie's four people, Mr. He frowned, two classical, two modern, how to choose?
Suddenly, Mr. He had an idea, why not let the four of them fight in two groups in the ring, classical vs. modern, it's very interesting to think about it! There is still a month to go...... That's enough.
At that moment, Teacher He said to the four of them: "Class leader, Xiaoruo, Min Yao and Zixu, come to the office with me." Other students, discuss it on your own, don't be too loud, deputy class leader, you take care of discipline. ”
The deputy squad leader nodded.
Ms. Ho is a senior teacher and dean of students, so she has a separate office.
in the office.
"The teacher has an idea. Teacher He said straight to the point: "Zixu and Min Yao are in a group, the class leader and Xiaoruo are in a group, I want you to line up a dance in each group with erhu and piano, and then fight in the ring, what do you think?" ”
The four of them exchanged glances, and they all saw surprise in each other's eyes, but they didn't expect the head teacher to have such a good idea.
The four of them said in unison: "No problem." ”
"Well, you can choose your own dance, and the music should be well matched. Teacher He looked like he believed you, and said with a smile, "No problem." ”
Cui Junjie's blood surged into his heart: "No problem!"
Xu Ruo and the three of them also followed: "No problem. ”
Xu Ruo once again felt that Teacher He was really good at encouraging students' hearts, and the basis of all this was just the students' trust and respect for her, and Teacher He was a good teacher.