Chapter 90: Who's Unlucky
Haha played the role of a big brother very well, and when others were doing it, he leaned in Shi Zhenqiu's ear and gave him instructions. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You can attack each other here, but you can't say everything. Pay attention to the degree, and say something interesting. ”
Shi Zhenqiu saw it in combination with himself, and understood that what Haha said was right.
After all, this is still a variety show, and it's funny, and it's not really about saying that the other party is embarrassed.
So who is the opponent in the Park team who is suitable for his own attack?
Shi Zhenqiu looked over one by one.
First of all, Park Myung-so has no hope, because he has been eliminated by his casual words.
Among the rest, Li Zhongxiu can't.
Judging from today's performance, this guy is a little too hard, and he has been sticking to Cai Yan, obviously trying to create loveline.
As for Lee Seung Gi, it's too bad, and it's a bit wilted, it's not so easy to deal with.
As for Kim Ki-beom, it is said that he is a member of Superjunior, which has been very popular recently.
But Shi Zhenqiu didn't know him at all, and he couldn't find a topic.
So the opponent who can make jokes is still on the female players of the Park team.
After a few rounds, it was finally time for Shi Zhenqiu.
When he walked out, he didn't wait for Park Myung-so to say anything, and directly called the roll call first.
"Hong Xiu'er, come out. ”
Everyone was shocked, they didn't expect him to do this.
Park Myung-so came out.
"What are you doing, kid? Of course I'm here to send someone to my team. What qualifications do you have?"
Shi Zhenqiu didn't panic.
"She's beautiful, of course I'm going to play with my beautiful sister. Seeing a brother like you all day long, it's very hurtful physically and mentally. ”
Hearing Shi Zhenqiu praise himself for being beautiful, Hong Xiuer died of joy and took the initiative to stand up.
However, the first time he saw Shi Zhenqiu standing with a woman, Liu Zaishi had other ideas.
"Ah, it's the first time Shi Zhenqiu Xi has interacted with a woman, and I don't know if he will be as vicious as he is to us?"
Haha create atmosphere in the back.
"Definitely not, I've been lonely lately, and I need the nourishment of love. ”
The more these people talked, the more outrageous they became, making Hong Xiuer shy.
The two stood together, and Hong Xiuer started first.
looked at Shi Zhenqiu and said with a smile: "It's Oba, right?"
The first time I was called Oba by a beautiful woman, my mood was really different.
Shi Zhenqiu melted in an instant, with an exaggerated expression on his face, and his palm tightly covered his heart, so that he didn't lose control on the spot.
Seeing his virtue, the big guys all laughed.
Liu Zaishi teased directly.
"Ah, sure enough, we Shi Zhenqiu really need a woman. ”
Shi Zhenqiu was beautiful for a while before he had the strength to answer.
"I'm 83, are you?"
Hong Xiu'er was even happier.
"I'm 86......"
Shi Zhenqiu slapped his face and didn't care about it at all.
"We have a common language, different from the old guys. ”
Just say it, but his arm also pulled Liu Jae-seok, Jiang Hudong, Park Myung-so and others in.
The three old guys looked depressed and almost beat him on the spot.
The previous atmosphere was so good that Hong Xiuer had to take an ambiguous route.
"Is it okay to call you Oba from now on?"
Do you still need to think about it?
Shi Zhenqiu made a quick decision.
"Of course, it's better to have a drink together in the evening. ”
When these words were said, Hong Xiuer's face was flushed.
"Oba, I've got a good amount of alcohol. Are you my opponent?"
Shi Zhenqiu blinked his eyes and suddenly said, "Of course." You have to get drunk. ”
Hong Xiuer was inexplicable.
"Why should I get drunk?"
Shi Zhenqiu is even more straightforward.
"If you're not drunk, how can I stand a chance?"
As soon as such an explosive speech came out, the scene collapsed directly.
"Ahh
"Bad guy, do you have to go to jail to wake up?"
"Ah, it's the first time I've seen such an upright and shameless person. ”
was taught by the three MCs in turn, Shi Zhenqiu was also a little ashamed, but he didn't expect to say what was in his heart.
As for Hong Xiu'er, she was even more unbearable, so she could only keep fanning the cool breeze with her little hands.
Back in position, she's a little on fire.
"Oba, maybe you'll be the one who gets drunk. ”
Shi Zhenqiu nodded.
"Of course. It doesn't matter if I do, as long as you settle the bill. ”
"Yay?"
Hong Xiu'er's expression bloomed suddenly, she didn't expect him to say this.
"Shouldn't it all be men checking out?"
Shi Zhenqiu was terrified.
"Why? It's not easy for me to make money. Drinking with my brothers, they pay the bills. ”
Yoo Jae-seok, Park Myung-so and Haha next to him are even more angry.
"Stinky boy, don't pay once. ”
"If you don't pay, forget it, and take away the tissues from my store. ”
The old thing is brought up again, and it is still full of laughter.
Shi Zhenqiu is very calm and has the simplicity of a Jeonnan.
"I earn less, you must earn more than me, right? ”
Hong Xiu'er encountered such a strange thing for the first time, so she could only cover her forehead helplessly.
"Oba, don't you know, you don't like this to a woman?"
Shi Zhenqiu shook his hands into a fist, and his attitude was very firm.
"Of course, don't you women like money?"
's sharp counterattack made Hong Xiu'er digest it for a long time.
"Do you want your woman to have no money?"
The same tricky response, everyone looked over to see what Shi Zhenqiu should do.
Anyway, many people present thought about it for a long time, and they didn't think of a proper response.
Just in everyone's expectation, Shi Zhenqiu quickly responded.
"Of course, I only date rich women. ”
He said it so justifiably that everyone could only be angry.
Shi Zhenqiu also explained.
"I can't even support myself, if I have a relationship with a woman who has no money, will the two of them drink the northwest wind together?"
Liu Zaishi had to grab his shoulders so that he didn't fall down by these words.
"Ah, you're really, more and more like Park Myung-so. ”
Park Myung-so was even more happy.
"It's my brother, it's really my brother, it's more like my own brother. ”
Other people also feel the same way, such a shameless style is really the same as Park Myung-so.
Hong Xiu'er also took half a day to breathe.
"Oba, don't you like me because I don't have any money?"
Such a beautiful woman, who said such bitter words in public, won everyone's sympathy at once and quickly mastered the atmosphere.
Shi Zhenqiu, do you really have the heart to hurt such a woman?
Countless eyes were focused on the body, and that was the pressure of Mount Tai.
Everyone firmly believes that for the sake of a good image, Shi Zhenqiu will definitely succumb to such pressure.
Sure enough, while everyone was waiting, Shi Zhenqiu nodded heavily.
"Of course, no. ”
It's too resolute, and he doesn't hesitate to say it, and it takes the big guy a long time to taste it.
For the first time, everyone realized that there are such vicious people in this world.
In the absurdity and laughter of the audience, Shi Zhenqiu took out the final fatal blow.
"By the way, I want to tell you. As a beautiful woman, you can't laugh. ”
Hong Xiu'er hadn't come out of the blow just now, and she was stunned when she heard it, and said in her heart What's wrong with her laughter?
Isn't it nice to smile?
Just as she was in doubt, Shi Zhenqiu's vicious attack roared.
"When you laugh, you're going to have a double chin. ”
KO!!!
Hong Xiu'er was no longer able to support it, and collapsed to the ground all of a sudden, unable to stop her bitter smile.
Really, how could there be such a person who would attack a female artist with a double chin?
I don't know if female artists care about their figures?
As soon as this "double chin" comes out, who is really competing.
Not to mention the others, there are basically no people who can stand normally.
The men were all amazed by Shi Zhenqiu's alternative speech, while the women were all afraid of death.
Everyone collectively hid back, not wanting to face Shi Zhenqiu.
There's really no way, this guy doesn't care about the difference between men and women, what to say.
Although a female artist is also a public figure, compared to such a poison, she really can't win.
"Ah, if Li Zhixian doesn't come, who can beat him. ”
Looking at the chaotic scene, Jiang Hudong actually let out such an emotion.
Shi Zhenqiu originally thought that he, like everyone else, would face off against the next opponent after winning Hong Xiu'er.
However, he received instructions from the production team that he could come down.
Seeing that it was replaced by someone else, Shi Zhenqiu thought that he had gone too far, so he asked the production team to stop it.
But haha explained and made his mood feel better again.
"Your performance just now is so good, it's almost the strongest laugh recorded today. The production team was afraid that the rest of the Park team would not be able to beat you, so they made changes for the sake of balance. And the others haven't gotten a chance to perform, so the production team has to think about balance. ”
Only then did Shi Zhenqiu understand that he had misunderstood the production team.
has been on the show for so long, of course he understands that weight is the life and death of an artist.
If one of them takes all the share, it will definitely cause public outrage.
Again, there will be deviations in the program, resulting in imbalance.
It's not that he did badly, but he did too well, and the gap with others was too big.
If the program team lets him continue, then no one else has to expect to get the camera.
Sure enough, when he looked at the production team, several PDs and writers gave him a thumbs up, and their expressions were also sincerely grateful.
Knowing this, Shi Zhenqiu's mentality was also balanced.
Standing quietly in his own team, watching Haha and Lee Zhongxiu walk onto the stage of the showdown.