Wang Yue stood in place, looking at the Taoist priest with long hair and a scruffy beard wearing a robe, and holding a big sign in his left hand, knowing astronomy and geography, with five big characters in the middle, Gu Daxian fortune-telling, unusually conspicuous.

Wang Yue's eyes immediately glared at the boss, and he subconsciously blurted out, "Gu Xiandong!!"

"Yes, it's the poor monk! The poor Taoist common name is Gu Xiandong, the law name, thousands of miles of tracking!" Gu Xiandong's face was hung with a pair of fairy wind crane bones, and the beard below was long, and he reached out and touched his beard, "There is fate, there is fate, you and I are really fateful!"

Wang Yue slapped his hand on the head, and then kicked him in the stomach, "Oops!"

Wang Yue took a big step forward, grabbed Gu Xiandong's neck, and raised the dagger in his hand, at night, by the moonlight, the dagger reflected a cold light, "Say, how did you keep up." ”

Gu Xiandong touched his chin, "Young man, do you want to treat me like this?" Gu Xiandong looked stubborn, "Do you know what a revolutionary martyr is! I have converted to Buddhism! I don't want to say it, I won't say it anyway!"

"Do you want to say it?" Wang Yue glanced at Gu Xiandong again.

Gu Xiandong's face was calm, and he folded his hands, "Poor Dao!"

"Fuck you!" Wang Yue put away the dagger, and punched it with a "****" on Gu Xiandong's face, and heard a scream of "oops", followed by Wang Yue and slammed down on Gu Xiandong's big fist on the ground.

"Oops, hey" Gu Xiandong rolled on the ground, rolled several times in a row, hugged Wang Yue's thighs with both hands, and went up to take a bite, this grandson is still really hard.

Wang Yue pushed Gu Xiandong's head away, and according to Gu Xiandong's big fist, he raised it again and smashed it down, "Bang, Bang, Bang", a few minutes later, Gu Xiandongtang was on the ground, stretching his body in a large shape, the corners of his nose and mouth were full of blood, his eyes were swollen, his face was also swollen, and his eyes were full of tears!

Wang Yue sat on the side, smoking a cigarette, and moved his muscles and bones, "Do you say it!"

"No!" Before Gu Xiandong could say the words, he saw Wang Yue raise his fist again, followed closely, he immediately laughed, and reached out to grab Wang Yue's fist, "Look at you, your mind is full of fighting and killing, young man, this won't work!"

Gu Xiandong got up from the ground and pressed Wang Yue's fist down, "It's good if you give me a little bit of benefit to lure me in, won't I just say everything, how can you be brainless, you know how to fight and kill, you can still be like this for the rest of your life?"

Wang Yue glanced at Gu Xiandong, "I'm the most annoying and scaring me, and I'm pretending to be a ghost, especially since you've been for so many years, and you've always been haunted by Lao Tzu's side, how did you find Lao Tzu?"

Gu Xiandong smiled "hehe" and touched his beard, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed!"

As soon as Wang Yue heard Gu Xiandong say this, he was suddenly angry again, and raised his fist with a hand, and suddenly felt that he was furious, "Grass and mud horse, Gu Xiandong, you old immortal thing, you've been thinking about Lao Tzu for more than ten years, and you're still pretending to be ghosts from Lao Tzu's side, aren't you?"

"Don't, don't, don't, don't be so angry" Gu Xiandong saw that Wang Yue was really angry, and hurriedly stretched out his hand, "I'll tell you, biedong gas, biedong gas, you give me a little benefit, I'll tell you everything." ”

Wang Yue glanced at Gu Xiandong, calmed down his mentality, since he was in college, Gu Xiandong has been haunted by his side, for so many years, no matter where he is, Gu Xiandong may appear, and this guy likes to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and Wang Yue is very angry.

"Say what you want. ”

"It's good to have a few million to spend flowers, and I'm not greedy. ”

"Believe it or not, I killed you. ”

"It's okay to have hundreds of thousands, I'll find a place to live and find a few girls, I haven't looked for a girl for a long time. ”

"I said I'm going to kill you, you know, I really did it. ”

"It's okay to have tens of thousands of yuan, let me solve the minimum problem of food and clothing, now our profession is not easy to do" Gu Xiandong was dejected, "There are fewer and fewer fools, there are more and more liars, and the proportion is seriously uncoordinated." ”

"What about your money, what about the money Liu Xiao gave you?"

"Donate!" Gu Xiandong said with righteous words, with a righteous and awe-inspiring look, "I heard that there was a local earthquake in the motherland, and I did not hesitate to take out all my net worth! I am a Buddha and compassionate, and I can't see those children in misery, let alone ......."

"Shut up, let me ask you, what about the money Liu Xiao gave you, if you talk nonsense, I'll turn around and leave, and if you have the ability, you will catch up with my car." ”

Gu Xiandong glanced at Wang Yue, and suddenly wilted, touched his beard, and burst into tears, "Life is not satisfactory, nine times out of ten, losing, losing, paralyzed, even the car and the house, all lost, if it weren't for Lao Tzu and Douyun" When he said this, he paused for a moment, turned his head, and found that Wang Yue was staring at him, his eyes were full of anger.

He smiled "cough-cough", "If I hadn't run fast and had a clever plan, I guess my life would have been gone." ”

Wang Yue looked at Gu Xiandong, "Let me ask you, how did you know that I was here." ”

"Goo, goo" Gu Xiandong's stomach screamed at this time, he hurriedly covered his stomach, and looked at Wang Yue with an embarrassed expression, "Just give a few million, I'll tell you." ”

"Just a box of instant noodles, I have no hot water in the car, so I can only eat dry, do you want to?"

"Fuck, you want to send away this immortal with a box of instant noodles?" Gu Xiandong glared at the boss with big eyes, "Are you crazy!"

"Don't forget it" Wang Yue stood up suddenly, he turned his head to look at Gu Xiandong, "I'll tell you, let me see you again, I'll kill you" After speaking, he didn't care about others on the road, he took out the pistol and aimed it at Gu Xiandong, "You stay away from me, do you hear it." ”

Gu Xiandong saw that Wang Yue was really anxious, and hurriedly smiled, "Sixth brother, sixth brother, come, look at you" After speaking, he chased after him with his fortune-telling banner "Instant noodles, instant noodles" , He chased to Wang Yue's side, Wang Yue got into the driver's position, he was not polite at all, he got into the co-pilot's position, he held a bag of instant noodles in his hand, as if he hadn't eaten for a few days, he ate three times five divided by two, and saw that Wang Yue had some snacks behind the car, and he picked it up, and he was not welcome, and he began to eat, Wang Yue was also used to it, and drove away.