747 Monkey, you're disgusting
"Where are you going?" I instinctively asked.
"There's something wrong with my family, I have to go back. ”
"How long will it take?" I was a little nervous, remembering what the monkey had said inadvertently last time, when he said to wait for him to leave someday. I was able to pick up the beams, and I felt a little wrong at the time, could it be that I was so quick to say a word of prophecy?
"It's as short as seven or eight days, or as long as half a month. ”
I breathed a sigh of relief: "What a big deal, go ahead, brothers, wait for you to come back and drink." "Unconsciously, I became a bit dependent on monkeys. Actually, it's not just me, our gang is all dependent on him, and I was a little nervous when I heard him go, but fortunately he didn't leave long. It's only half a month at most, so it doesn't matter!
"There are a few things I want to talk to you about. ”
"You say. ”
"First, our gang rose too fast, first killed the Ninth Prince, then killed Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and stabbed Cheng Shan again tonight, and the shadow has to protect some of the thorns in the eyes. For example, Yang Xiao of Ma San. It's very likely that you'll be in trouble with us. This is very difficult to deal with, much more ruthless than Ding Sheng and Liang Qi, and it is also the leader of a thousand foreign countries. You promise me not to provoke this until I come back, and if he comes to find trouble, you will try to calm things down, and if not, you will say something. Treat him to a meal. Of course, if it involves a matter of principle, then you should do it, but use your brain more before doing it. ”
“…… Yes. "I don't like to go to Kimono, but the monkeys have said so, and I can only say yes.
"Second, no matter what happens, try not to ask Wang Yao and her brother for the beginning, even if Wang Yao and her brother take the initiative to help, don't agree, and don't say that I said it. Don't ask anything, one day I'll sue you. ”
"Good. "It's okay, I don't want to be protected by Wang Yao.
"Third, after I leave, you have to coordinate everyone's relationship, it's not easy to get together some brothers. If you have something to come up with, don't let your heart get scattered. ”
"???" monkey means to make me the boss?
I hesitated and said, "Huang Jie should be more suitable, right?" Huang Jie is smart and able to fight. ”
"No, you're more suitable than Huang Jie. The monkey said, "You are no worse than anyone else in terms of brain, and you are getting stronger and stronger in terms of body." And there is one thing that Huang Jie is not as good as you, you are good with fate, everyone is willing to be friends with you, and Huang Jie is not good at socializing. Therefore, you have to hold on, surround and protect our brothers. Can't have an accident!"
I was happy: "It's only seven or eight days, at most half a month, you won't be so strict, right?"
The monkey was stunned for a moment, and said, "Yes, it's only half a month at most, you can definitely do it, it's that I'm thinking too much." ”
"Okay, okay, you should be busy, you should be busy, and you will leave tomorrow, right? "Isn't it just half a month, I'm doing a good job of getting used to it every day, not causing trouble or making trouble, so why doesn't Yang Xiao turn to step on me? At that time, I didn't expect that there would be so many and so big things in half a month!
"No, I have to go now. The monkey looked at the watch.
"Okay, you can go, I'll talk to them. ”
I didn't think there was anything at all, no one's sour turn, and it's not like he won't come back. But when the wind blows, I feel a little sour, no wonder Gu He wants to do so many poems on the word "parting". Winter wide order thousand.
Huang Jie and Zheng Wu have disappeared, the street is empty, and there are only shadows of the two of us under the dim street lamps. The cold wind was blowing, late autumn finally came, we were both wrapped in clothes, this feeling made me particularly uncomfortable, I was wondering if to say some parting blessings, the monkey had already spoken.
"Lend me five dollars, I'll get home and get a fare." ”
"......" I suddenly didn't feel sad at all, and now I just wanted to strangle him to death.
"Is five dollars enough? There should be no bus at this late hour. And it's cold, you can take a taxi back. ”
"Okay, okay. The monkey was amused, rubbed it and said, "Fifty is almost enough to reach my house." ”
"Damn, you have to turn around fifty, that's a lot of money. I said as I gave him money.
"Definitely turn around, turn around for sure, and turn you next time we meet. The monkey smiled and put the money in his pocket.
"Let's go, I'll send you, there are no taxis here, there are more intersections. ”
"No, you can go back, I'll sit by myself. "The monkey waved and didn't seem to want me to send it.
Come on, if you don't send it, you won't send it, I don't like parting very much, men and men should be a little more decisive.
"Damn, remember to transfer money. "I kicked him, turned around and walked towards the cold school, so that he could not see that my eyes were red.
The monkey ignored me, and we went our separate ways in opposite directions. After walking a few dozen steps, I couldn't help but glance back.
The monkey had already gotten into a car.
It wasn't a taxi, but a black, elongated Humvee, which looked extravagant in this cold, lonely night.
I exhaled, no wonder the monkey wouldn't let me send it. How can he settle more than 3,000 accounts, and how can a few words make the principal change his mind, it seems that he has a little eyebrows, compared to Yi Zhen, he can only be regarded as an upstart, right?
The car quickly drove away, changing a small dot on the dusky road until it disappeared.
"Damn, I know that Ya is a rich second generation, and I will never borrow Ya's money in the future. ”
I muttered as I went back to the cold school with red circles in my eyes.
When I returned to the dormitory, I told Zheng Wu and Huang Jie the news of the monkey's home, and at the same time conveyed the monkey's meaning, don't provoke Ma San's Yang Xiao, but I didn't say anything about me being the boss. After finishing speaking, Huang Jie was very calm, as if he knew about it. Zheng Wu asked when the monkey would come back, and I said I didn't know, maybe seven or eight days, maybe half a month.
Zheng Wu stomped his feet and made a very regretful look. I thought to myself, Zheng Wu, like me, is used to relying on monkeys, and the monkeys are not used to it as soon as they leave. I heard Zheng Wu mutter, "Then when can I bring my girlfriend out?"
Huang Jie and I jumped up on horseback: "It's okay at any time, we'll turn here when the monkey is gone!"
I'm so curious, we really want to see what the girl who was blown by Zheng Wu to protect the fairy looks like?
Under the prodding of Huang Jie and me, Zheng Wu finally promised us to call his girlfriend at noon tomorrow. Huang Jie and I were happy, and I couldn't help singing the most dazzling national style, Zheng Wu said: "My girlfriend will come over tomorrow, let's go to the restaurant for dinner." ”
Huang Jie and I were even happier, dancing and singing the most dazzling national style.
Zheng Wu continued: "But I don't have any money. ”
Huang Jie and I fell on the bed and pretended to be dizzy, one said that I had drunk too much alcohol tonight, and the other said that the world is so big that it is my home.
The next morning, I was sad and happy, waiting for the lunch meal to meet Zheng Wu's girlfriend. It's a pity that the monkey couldn't get this meal, and he will definitely be angry when he comes back.
As soon as the second class ended, Liu Yina pounced and said nervously: "Zuo Fei, where is the monkey, why can't I contact him?"
I was stunned for a moment and said, "Last night he said that there was something wrong with his family, so he hurried back." ”
"Ah, he didn't even tell me!"
I thought to myself, this is not right for the monkey, even if I send a short message to Liu Yina, but I also said: "He left too quickly, let me tell you, but I forgot about it." ”
Liu Yina breathed a sigh of relief and asked me how long he would go, and I said that it would be as short as seven or eight days or as long as half a month. Liu Yina scolded again, saying that the monkey, who kills a thousand knives and has no conscience, won't say a word to her after walking for so long. I happily said, you deserve it, who made you promise him at the beginning, just like Lin Keer rejected me, wouldn't it be good to refuse him?
Thinking of this, I was depressed, at that time I thought that I was nine out of ten, the monkey was particularly hanging, but I was rejected, the monkey instead protected, who is not depressed about this matter?
As a result, Liu Yina said: "Where, he didn't confess to me, I confessed to him." ”
"Huh?" I was completely stupid.
When I asked, I found out that Liu Yina waited for the monkey to confess that night, but the monkey fell asleep in the classroom, and the angry Liu Yina slapped the monkey awake and asked him I like you, can I be your girlfriend. The monkey said yes in a daze. And then the two of them were together like that. After I listened to it, I was so angry that I almost didn't jump, and I was really angry!
The monkey is obviously not as handsome as me, but it will be confessed by the girl!
Ahh
Originally, I persuaded Liu Yina, but I turned out to protect Liu Yina and persuade me.
Liu Yina said: "Don't be impatient, you will have a girlfriend soon!"
I was taken aback: "No, where's my girlfriend?"
Liu Yina stopped talking, pretending to smile at me mysteriously, making me feel hairy all over my body, what the hell is this?
Staying up until noon, I went to find Huang Jie and Zheng Wu, but Huang Jie had already gone to the Internet café, and he didn't answer the phone, and sent a short message after a while: I'm not going, you can go.
There was no way, so Zheng Wu and I went outside the school to wait. Zheng Wu told us, and Mao Mao would come over together.
I'm quite Ma Xing, last time I said goodbye, I haven't seen Mao Mao again, and this time I just happened to catch up with him.
After waiting for a while, Mao Mao and Zheng Wu's girlfriends came. I was dizzy from being beaten by a big cat last time, and I didn't see Maomao's appearance clearly, but this time I finally saw it clearly, she looked very delicate, but her eyes were very ruthless, she had long hair, bangs in front of her forehead, and she tied a pigtail in the back. I used to think that boys with long hair and pigtails were very girly and perverted, but Maomao did not have these breaths, but gave a feminine and masculine beauty. Of course, this thing actually looks at the face, and if it looks good, it looks good with any hair.
As for Zheng Wu's girlfriend, her name is Liu Qian, to be honest, she looks like she has changed careers, but she is far worse than Wang Yao, Lin Keer, and Liu Yina, and the thirteen roses are all school flowers. And Liu Qian dyed her yellow hair, which was a very rough kind of yellow, the kind that would be dyed for dozens of dollars. Liu Qian is also very sassy, wearing a low-cut dress in the autumn, revealing a little cleavage, and it is not too cold? Anyway, I don't like this kind of girl.
But Zheng Wu likes it, hushing around Liu Qian to ask for warmth, asking her what she wants to eat for a while, enthusiastic like a little grandson, Liu Qian is very indifferent, she doesn't care about Zheng Wu, from time to time she lowers her hair and is short, and she is proud like a queen mother.
So I thought, as long as Zheng Wu likes it, it's fine.
I chatted with Mao Mao, and Mao Mao asked me what about the monkey, and I said he came home last night.
The four of them walked forward, looking for a hotel along the road, Zheng Wu and Liu Qian in front, and Mao Mao and I in the back.
As I walked, Mao Mao suddenly whispered to me, "Liu Qian is here to get it with Zheng Wu." ”R832