Chapter 43: Happy Tea Time

Xiao Weiwei gave the cheapest advertising spokesperson in history a dart in the eye, and said jokingly: "I can't see it after I beautify myself, there is not even a mirror here, and it is not cheap for you." ”

"66666666, the technique of sprinkling dog food is getting better and better!"

"Master Qing, your family has fallen slightly and is no longer pure. ”

"Weiwei has always been a train driver, but it's better to hide. ”

Although Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei were idle at this time, they were completely intoxicated, leisurely enjoying the coconut juice on the sunny beach, so comfortable.

As for turning on your phone and interacting with the audience, it's not time yet. In fact, these two people didn't think about it at all.

However, there was not much coconut water in the two coconuts, and after a while, they were all drunk.

Liu Danqing knocked on the hard shell of the coconut in his hand and asked Xiao Weiwei: "Weiwei, now I give you a choice, do you want sunscreen or coconut meat." ”

Xiao Weiwei listened, and her little face wrinkled in confusion.

"Uh, sunscreen is very important, but coconut meat is delicious, so it's hard to choose!

Liu Danqing pointed to the coconut in his hand and said, "There is sunscreen in it, hurry up and choose." ”

Xiao Weiwei had a question mark on her face: "There is sunscreen in this?" I don't read many extracurricular books, don't fool me." ”

"This one really has. Liu Danqing replied: "We can process that aluminum pan and make it into a frying pan, and put the coconut meat in it to fry, and then we can fry the sunscreen." ”

Xiao Weiwei looked disgusted, and hesitated: "Are you sure that what you fry is not cooking oil?" I have seen my aunt fry lard, I have little life experience, don't fool me." ”

Liu Danqing patted his head and sighed: "Ah! accept this suspicious woman!"

Then he said viciously: "Hurry up and choose, if you don't choose, I won't give you both!"

Xiao Weiwei said hesitantly: "Can one make sunscreen and the other eat coconut meat?" ”

Liu Danqing sighed, stood up, and said, "You foodie! Eat it all, anyway, the sun will go down in more than an hour, and we don't have time to wander under the sun." ”

He picked up a wooden stick and tapped it twice on the hard shell of the coconut, and the hard shell cracked.

Push it away, and inside is the milky white flesh, exuding an alluring fragrance and luster.

Liu Danqing used a dagger to cut off the coconut flesh one by one, put it on a banana leaf, finished one, and took Xiao Weiwei's coconut and applied it as usual, and in a short time, a jungle fruit bowl was ready.

On the green rubber leaves, four rows of milky white coconut pulp are neatly arranged, each about five centimeters long and one centimeter wide, like jelly, full of elasticity and luster.

Xiao Weiwei couldn't wait for a long time, if it weren't for the effect of the show, she would have stuffed the first piece of coconut pulp directly into her mouth.

Pinching a piece of pulp, Xiao Weiwei put it in her mouth and chewed it.

"Uh-huh!hmm!hmm!"

Pick up another piece and put it in your mouth.

"Uh-huh!hmm!hmm!"

The audience in the live broadcast room can't stand it, this is not anti-virus, this is to whet the audience's appetite.

"Weiwei, you're enough, clean and commenting, I'm in a hurry. ”

"Despise Sister Wei, hang people's appetite, Sister Wei, you have become bad. ”

"Island God, come out and take this shameless woman!"

"Master Qing, don't patronize the scraping materials to eat, hurry up and comment, I'm in a hurry. ”

Liu Danqing was at this time the same as his grandmother when she drank porridge, his grandmother experienced the famine years, and actively responded to Chairman Mao's proposal to comprehensively and permanently economize, every time she drank porridge, she would use her index finger to scrape the inside of the bowl and eat all the paste on the bowl.

Liu Danqing used a dagger to carefully scrape off the unscraped coconut hard shell, as well as the minced meat stained, and sent it to his mouth, smashed it, smashed it, and ate it, nodding while eating.

The actions of these two people violated the rhythm of eating food in the live broadcast in the past, and made a group of viewers anxious, eager to open a time and space door, and teleport to them with a "boom", and taste the taste of coconut pulp by themselves.

In the end, Liu Danqing was authentic, and after eating the minced meat three times and twice, he picked up a piece of pulp and put it in his mouth.

"Well, the whole piece of coconut meat tastes refreshing, chewy, sweet, cool, the taste is very refreshing, the taste is also very good, and even a little elastic. ”

Xiao Weiwei also nodded at this time, and took over: "Yes, the flesh of the green coconut is delicious, sweeter, and stronger than the green coconut we have eaten in Sanya City, do you know why?"

Liu Danqing said with a smile: "Green coconut is the freshest, the juice is the freshest, and the flesh is the most tender. Our brown coconut is washed up on the beach by the sea, and after a long time, the coconut and pulp inside are fully transformed in a sealed environment, so it is sweeter and stronger. ”

"These coconut meat is actually the endosperm of coconut, which contains protein, carbohydrates, and is a very good food for us. ”

"It can be made into coconut brow, coconut milk powder, coconut protein, coconut water, coconut grated coconut and colorless coconut oil, etc., there are many famous dishes in Qiong Province that have coconut meat, such as: coconut chicken soup, coconut glutinous rice steamed chicken rice, coconut meat shrimp pork bone soup, etc., is the favorite of many foodies. ”

Liu Danqing introduced it vigorously, but the audience was greedy.

"Master Qing, a coconut is said to be like this, you are too good at blowing, the problem is that I really believe it. ”

"I also believed......"

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway!"

"College students sell agricultural products to give to Qing Ye and Weiwei a fighter - fight, Qing Ye, fight, my bag picking shop, genuine, good quality and low price, ...... address"

Well, this store has advertised sweetness, and there is another one.

After eating coconut meat, Liu Danqing stretched his waist and sighed: "Happy afternoon tea time, it's finally over, Weiwei, let's build a shelter now." ”

As he spoke, Liu Danqing lifted the sand under his feet with his feet and shouted to Xiao San: "Xiao San, let's take a close-up." ”

Xiao San's camera turned and zoomed in on the place where Liu Danqing had kicked.

The 300 million pixel lens shows every grain of fine sand very clearly, and on the fine sand, several ants are trying to climb and crawl.

"Do you see, this is one of the scavengers on the beach, and they and the fiddler crabs work hard every day to clean up the beach. But they're not that friendly to us, and I don't think anyone but Herbert Simon would find them cute. ”

Xiao Weiwei asked Liu Danqing suspiciously: "Who is Herbert Simon, and does he like ants very much?"

Liu Danqing was waiting for this one, and immediately started the Qingye Lecture Hall.

Herbert Simon, a Nobel laureate in economics, once used a metaphor in his exposition of bounded rationality: an ant crawls up and down on the beach by the sea, leaving many traces of twists and turns, not because the ant's ideas are many and complex, but because for it, the beach is full of hills and ravines, large and small, and the terrain is complicated, and it just wants to go home and remember the way home, but the obstacles make it twist and turn. ”

"We humans are the same, we all know what we want, but the road to achieving our wishes is also full of bumpy obstacles, so choice is a science. ”

"Our choice now is to build shelter, starting with a bed off the ground. ”

"This bed keeps us away from ant territory, sea snake scare, and if it's raining, we're also able to stay away from wet ground. ”