Chapter 439: Isn't That a Donkey?
How much a woman's upper body loves you. The lower half of the body is as moist as the lower half of the body, and how fresh the man thinks you are, how strong the lower half is. The more she knew about Xiao Sheng, the more Dai Muxue felt how insurmountable the gap between the two was! The trip to Kyoto made her doubt Xiao Sheng's true identity, and the exclusive hospital for the national army was really not something that ordinary family members could enter!
The bizarre death, the miraculous 'fraudulent corpse', and the gorgeous and coquettish turn make his image even taller and indelible! At Dai Muxue's age, it is no longer just dependent on a man's appearance, but his connotation and heritage! Older leftover women pay more attention to the mutual comfort between hearts, at this point, Xiao Sheng will always resonate with himself in his unique way, he may be rich, he may be very powerful, but Dai Muxue only likes him as a person, that's all......
The gorgeousness of 'Ugly Duckling' lies in her essence, she is a 'swan', Dai Muxue, who is inferior to Chen Shuyuan in all aspects, chose to be silent during the time Xiao Sheng came back, but as a woman, she has the right to miss each other and misses it deeply......
Maybe he was just playing, but for Dai Muxue, even if the other party confessed so frankly, she thought that she would have no hesitation, not only for the expensive medical expenses, but also for spiritual comfort......
Listening to his brother leaning against the door, 'playful' dialogue with the man, this feeling of no mustard made Dai Muxue very fond of him, he has not changed, he is still the eclectic and obscene Xiao Sheng......
Under Xiao Sheng's 'rhetoric', he put down the mustard and walked towards Xiao Sheng step by step, but as soon as he got out of the protective circle of his sister, he saw Brother Sheng, with lightning speed, 'poof' flew over, pressed himself on the sofa with one arm, raised his right arm, and was about to smash down, Dai Muyang, who was quick and active, shouted loudly:
"Brother-in-law, be merciful......" Dai Muyang's 'brother-in-law' became the central word of the whole paragraph, and Xiao Sheng, who was about to fall into his fist, stopped abruptly, and changed his face like a smile, quickly straightened Dai Muyang, patted the corners of his clothes neatly, and said with a flattering smile:
"Brother-in-law, are you thirsty, I'll pour you a glass of water?" Dai Muxue, who was standing in the kitchen, heard Xiao Sheng and Dai Muyang's singing and harmony, her face was red, and she was a little happy......
"Brother-in-law...... Don't bother you, I'm not thirsty, I'm really not thirsty, you sit, you sit down......" Looking at Dai Muyang, who was very good, Xiao Sheng patted his shoulder with satisfaction, leaned on the sofa, accepted Dai Muyang's flattering cigarette, took a few puffs, and asked with a smile:
"Listen to your sister, during this time, your love has not risen again?What's wrong??," Dai Muyang, who heard this, scratched his head quite embarrassedly, and said unspeakably:
"It has nothing to do with broken love, but the nature is stricter than broken love...... Xiao Sheng, who heard this, sat up suddenly, lowered his head and whispered:
"What's wrong?, being played by a girl?" Xiao Sheng's bluntness was poking Dai Muyang's arms, and he nodded in embarrassment, looking aggrieved......
"It's okay, it's open, how can this be stricter than falling out of love?" Speaking of this, Xiao Sheng immediately let out a knowing 'um' and continued to ask:
"Didn't satisfy others, was blocked?" Dai Muyang, who was so ashamed at this moment that he had no body skin, couldn't wait to get under the sofa, his eyes were full of tears, and he said aggrievedly:
"I'm embarrassed to go to school for a few days......"
"This question is really strict, talk about the process. Brother-in-law will help you analyze it...... Maybe there is a remedy......" Hearing Xiao Sheng's words, Dai Muyang, who was rekindled with hope, pretended to be courageous, and said in a trembling voice:
"This girl is a ...... from the Department of Physical Education"
"What? Physical Education Department? You're so violent, aren't you? The first time, you just raised the difficulty coefficient to '10', you think you are, 'Charlid Tyson'...... (The name of the connotation, I know how to face the wall, I don't know how to take off my pants and figure it out by myself)"
"What...... What do you mean, brother-in-law, don't be surprised......"
"The girls in the Department of Physical Education, they are all experienced in a hundred battles, let me ask you if the men in the Department of Physical Education are fierce?" Dai Muyang nodded mechanically, and Xiao Sheng continued:
"Do ......you understand the truth that the building near the water gets the moon first, and the fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders? What about you? It's thicker than a toothpick with them, and you don't say you're good with a needle...... The elastic band has been pulled out of shape, and it can't be restored, let alone the 'muscle'...... Xiaoyang, to sum up, you are looking for the wrong object, you drive your brother-in-law's Mercedes-Benz to pick up the girl from high school, I guarantee that the sister will praise you directly tomorrow, wow, Hercules......" Xiao Sheng's explanation suddenly rekindled Dai Muyang's self-confidence, and the feeling of sudden enlightenment was so refreshing......
"Go on, that girl directly despises you?"
"It's not particularly direct, it's very subtle, I went back and pondered for a long time before I figured it out......"
"What are you talking about?"
"She said that I was like a laundry stick in a washing machine......" Hearing Dai Muyang's words, Xiao Sheng understood in seconds, this is also an experienced 'old man'...... The laundry stick should always be placed in a much larger sink...... The girl of the connotation......
"Damn, dare to insult my brother-in-law like this, don't look for a venue, it seems that we have no ability......"
"Yes, yes, brother-in-law, what do you say......"
"Call him, ask her out, brother-in-law will be angry for you......" Dai Muyang, who was originally still majestic and upright, suddenly froze after hearing Xiao Sheng's words, his eyes blinked, he looked at Xiao Sheng with a wink, sniffed hard, and muttered:
"Brother-in-law, I think I'm on your path again......"
"What's the matter, I just want to avenge you, this has nothing to do with other ......"
"As the saying goes, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, I still have a chance, and I still have the possibility of a second development...... Brother-in-law, I asked you weakly, seeing that your body is so strong, and you are not ...... below" Hearing this sentence, a sense of pride came from the body, and he reported a number quite modestly:
"So-so, five-centimeter ......"
"What? Isn't that as good as me......"
"Off the ground...... Five centimeters off the ground......" Dai Muyang, who heard this, sat directly on the sofa, looked at Xiao Sheng who was proudly holding the teacup in horror, and said coldly:
"Isn't that a donkey?"
"Poof...... "Is there any internal injury?
Xiao Sheng, who wiped the corners of his mouth, his eyes were wider than Dai Muyang's, and he was thinking deeply, was he praising himself in what he said, or was he changing direction to express his dissatisfaction?
(Most of these chapters are based on connotative texts, challenging your neural thinking, if there are some paragraphs, you can understand them in seconds...... Congratulations, you're of age to get married...... If you are a student, please exercise self-restraint, self-restraint, there will be milk, and there will be cows...... )