Chapter 530: The Monkey and the Horse
Princess Longji sat behind the desk full of documents and frowned: "Bi Ma Wen? Didn't I already ask the Jade Emperor to abolish the Imperial Horse Supervisor? Which of the heavenly immortals would ride those horses? These heavenly horses are useless, but they cost a lot of money every year, and they can be withdrawn long ago." Why did the Jade Emperor suddenly appoint a Bi Ma Wen at this time?"
"I don't know the little ones. Lux said he didn't know.
"Who is the new Bimawen?" asked Princess Longji.
"It's a demon cultivator in the mortal world, recruited by Tai Bai Xing, what is Sun Wukong. Lux replied.
Princess Longji slapped the table and said angrily, "Nonsense." "Mortal Demon Cultivator, who has not experienced the Heavenly Tribulation and has no training, how can he be included in the Heavenly Court?" Princess Longji stood up, ready to go to Tai Bai Xing to theorize, don't think that he is the Jade Emperor's henchman and can seek personal gain like this. Princess Longji suspects that this Monkey King is most likely the illegitimate son of Tai Bai Xing.
It is true that no one in the immortals of the heavenly court can ride a heavenly horse, usually they all have auspicious clouds, and they can fly far away when they carry the law, which is faster than the foot of the heavenly horse. When Sun Wukong released the horse, it was often the horse running and he was flying, much faster than the horse. It is true that these horses in the heavenly court are not used for riding, but for eating, of course, not for these immortals to eat, but when the heavenly court is still under the jurisdiction of the demon clan, some demon clans are difficult to change their nature and like to eat meat, and these heavenly horses are snacks.
Later, the demon clan left, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother took over the heavenly court, basically everything was as usual, and there was no change in course, and the cadres left behind by the demon clan were quickly encircled. Those heavenly horses have not been disposed of, and they have been raised, and the big horses have given birth to ponies, and there are thousands of them now.
Princess Longji has great ambitions to return to Heaven, of course, one day in heaven and one year on earth, although it has been a thousand years since Princess Longji left school, but it has only been more than two years since she returned to Heaven, and the knowledge she has learned has not yet had a chance to be used. Princess Longji spent two years in Heavenly Court to understand the institutions of Heavenly Court, and found that the Heavenly Court institutions were bloated, and in addition to the three hundred and sixty-five righteous gods, there were countless minor gods and unnecessary institutions.
For example, the Imperial Horse Supervisor is completely unnecessary, and the immortals who need mounts themselves have their own mounts that pull the wind and don't need Pegasus at all, so Princess Longji wanted to cut down the Imperial Horse Supervisor, but she didn't expect that the Jade Emperor not only didn't listen but accepted the new Bi Ma Wen.
"Princess, are you looking for me?" Tai Baixing saw Princess Longji's angry appearance and knew that she had come to ask her for guilt. He naturally knew that this princess had always wanted to streamline the Heavenly Court organization, but the Jade Emperor obviously didn't want to do this, and Tai Bai Xing, as the backbone of the Jade Emperor's faction, naturally wanted to support the Jade Emperor.
"Every immortal in the heavenly court has experienced calamities before he has an official position, why can he become a god in the heavens just because of a few words from you? If every immortal goes down to the mortal world to recruit a few people to the heavens, what will the heavenly court look like?" Princess Longji's face was not good.
Too young, still too young, in the face of Princess Longji's questioning, Tai Bai Xing smiled: "This Monkey King didn't go to heaven just because of my words, he has the qualifications to go to heaven entirely because Sun Wukong studied in New Oriental School, and he is an alumnus of the princess." ”
This is new information.
Princess Longji didn't expect Sun Wukong to be an alumnus: "But if you are a student of the school, how can you be in the mortal world? The students of our school are either in the heavenly court, or in the school, or in the thirty-three days." ”
"I don't know about this little one, but Sun Wukong is indeed a student of New Oriental School. The Jade Emperor couldn't bear to see the princess's alumni wandering and causing trouble, so he asked him to be a Bi Ma Wen. ”
When Tai Bai Xing said this, Princess Longji didn't know what to say.
Princess Longji wanted to streamline the organization of the Heavenly Court and speed up the efficiency of the Heavenly Court, but this idea was not only contrary to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, but even the heavenly immortals were unwilling to accept it, and no one wanted to be laid off. Therefore, Princess Longji is struggling now, and he offended many immortals by inspecting his political achievements before, and she is almost isolated.
Hearing that Sun Wukong was a junior in the school, Princess Longji immediately wanted to win over Sun Wukong, but she thought that Sun Wukong was just a horse breeder with no rights, and it was useless to win over, so she couldn't help sighing.
After two years of working in the political arena, Princess Longji has a deep understanding of the power field that she hated in the past, and although she wants to change the status quo of the Heavenly Court, she is powerless. Now it is a little difficult for her to even complete her own work, because her ideas are not recognized by the gods.
However, Princess Longji will not give up, she believes that the knowledge taught to her by the headmaster and Nuwa Niangniang will not be wrong, Heavenly Court cannot continue to be so bureaucratic, and Heavenly Court must work for the benefit of all beings.
Tai Bai Xing looked at Princess Longji's lonely back, and shook his head helplessly, he really liked Princess Longji, but unfortunately the fairy was too young and didn't know the severity: "If you want to change the heavenly court by yourself, it's not easy, I hope she can wake up as soon as possible." ”
Sun Wukong is being a fairy, he said that immortals are nothing more than that, except for one more job, it is almost the same as on Huaguo Mountain, but the fairy wine is very delicious, but it is too little.
Sun Wukong likes to drink, but he suffers from the little god who works below. Because the wine that Sun Wukong drank was worshiped by these little gods, they not only did not get benefits but suffered a lot of losses, and they became dissatisfied with Sun Wukong after a few days.
There is no store in the heavenly court, and the gods can get wine in no more than several ways: first, the wine of other gods is basically given by other gods; second, they brew it themselves, but they need fruit, and they must have a way to obtain the fruits of the mortal world, because every flower and grass in the heavenly court are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, and if you dare to touch them, you will die; three tributes, such as Li Tianwang Nezha, these great gods, there will be a lot of tributes every year, these great gods do not need to go down to the mortal world, they can also get a steady stream of tributes from the mortal world, eating and drinking will never be interrupted, and they can give some rewards to the little gods when they are happy; fourth, every year when they are rewarded for meritorious deeds and wages, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother will prepare a banquet to let the little gods have a good timeThe fifth is to be corrupt and pervert the law, bribe the little god of winemaking, and steal some wine.
In short, the immortals of Heavenly Court are all alone, and if they want to enjoy good things, they have to rely on their own skills. Naturally, it is nothing to the great gods, whether it is worship or skills, they can get what they need. But for the little gods, it is difficult to go to the sky, they have sharpened their heads and drilled camps to get a little oil and water.
There is a saying among the minor gods: It is better to be a god in the heavenly court than to be an errand in the underworld.
Even if you are a mountain god in the mortal world, you can be worshipped, but the little gods of heaven are really miserable.
Sun Wukong obviously didn't get tribute, he didn't know about a new god who didn't enter the stream, and he didn't have any credit, let alone friends. So Sun Wukong can only eat his subordinates, but his subordinates can't stand him eating and drinking so much.
So these subordinates came out of the bad water and quietly put something that associated monkeys and horses in a prominent place.
Among them, there is such a one, the menstruation of the female monkey is mixed with the horse feed and eaten by the horse, and the horse will not get sick, so the Jade Emperor will let the monkey raise the horse.
This is simply a great humiliation for Sun Wukong, he doesn't care about raising horses, but if it is really because of this reason that the Jade Emperor let him raise horses, he absolutely can't accept it. First of all, he is a male monkey, and the second is not that monkeys can only raise horses, and monkeys can also be generals.
Bi Ma Wen, who has been doing it for more than ten days, saw the relationship between such a horse and a monkey, and Sun Wu's face was red in the air. He had no idea that his subordinates were doing something to blame him, deliberately humiliating him. However, it is difficult to ensure that the Jade Emperor also has such a thought, anyway, Sun Wu is anxious: "Don't do it, don't do it." Now recalling that he did his duty for more than ten days, Sun Wukong became even more angry, kicked over the table, and came to Nantianmen with a sudden somersault, and returned to the world after hitting Nantianmen.