Chapter 21 Salted Fish Doesn't Travel in Style
"The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the sky is high for the birds to fly. β
Bai Ze can only use this poem to describe himself.
What's next?
"When I feel the tears, I hate the birds. β
It seems that there is nothing wrong with it.
Simply bring the "stretch" - ID card, "hand" - mobile phone, "want" - key, "money" - cash, and the first place Bai Ze is going to go is the nearest tourist attraction to Yancheng: Nanyue.
Although he doesn't like to travel so much, he at least has to take pictures of some places to get on a good trip.
It just so happens that Nanyue is recently famous.
After two hours of taking the bus and changing trains, Bai Ze finally arrived at the place.
Then open WeChat - parents don't use QQ - send the location over, with a photo in front of the temple.
Bai Luo: "???"
Dad: "That's where you went?"
Mother: "Nanyue, who burns incense every year?"
Every year, you burn incense, and I live at home!
Bai Ze was dumbfounded.
Well, here we got, let's go up and have a look.
Bai Ze looked at the long queue in front of him and sighed, fortunately, when Chongzhen established the Central Empire and the Central Republic, it was in November and not in early October.
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Evening self-study.
The dark green painted door was marked 1215, and the rows of desks were piled with mountains of books in the middle - the bottom half was reserved for the open desks.
Bai Luo immersed himself in brushing the question, and the tip of the pen rubbed against the paper from time to time to make a rubbing sound.
With a "squeak", the iron door was pushed open, and Yang Laoban walked in with joy.
The classmates immediately raised their heads.
"Hmm... Originally, the results were to be announced tomorrow, but because of the great news, I told you in advance. β
Yang Wenmei is full of spirits, and the teenager who once had the problem of dropping out of school has become an honor student, even if it is mostly due to his own efforts, but as a teacher, he has more or less credit.
When the results came out, he enjoyed the praise of his colleagues in the teacher's office.
"What's the good news?"
The classmates began to whisper, and some dared to ask directly.
"There are three top ten in our class, and there are two of them," Yang Wenmei paused and said, "It's the top three in the whole grade." β
"What?!"
"The first place in the grade is Bai Luo. β
"Who are the other top three? can actually squeeze one of the Big Threeβ"
"Brother Qiu, is that you?"
Ouyang Zhenqiu, another student bully in the class, couldn't help but be a little enthusiastic, usually he hovered around the tenth in the grade, could it be ...... This......
"The top three of the two grades in our class this time areβ"
"Grade 2: Bai Luo!" Yang Wenmei couldn't hide her smile and paused.
"Am I the second?" Bai Luo blurted out, his eyes full of disbelief.
"Wow, there are still people in our class who can squeeze the top students down?"
There is a feeling of "public opinion boiling", is it possible that the beheading plan of other classes has finally succeeded?
Seeing that Yang Wenmei was about to open her mouth, Bai Luo suddenly had a premonition.
Yang Wenmei continued: "Grade No. 1: Bai Ze!"
There was a sudden silence in the class.
Then it suddenly boiled like a vegetable market.
"Damn, Brother Ze is so powerful?"
"It's incredibleβ"
"No wonder you can approve leave-"
Bai Luo: "......"
It turns out that the enemy is around?
It turns out that I was actually usurped by a salted fish?
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Bai Ze lay on the bed like a dead fish.
What the hell is traveling! I'm sure it's better to stay at home!
What is a trip that says go, I used to sound very envious and cool, but I was tired of falling off the scum when I came once.
I really envy that kind of backpacker, who can enjoy playing everywhere with pleasure.
Fortunately, there is no National Day on October 1 in this time and space, Bai Ze did not spend much time queuing up to buy tickets, and after getting the tickets, Bai Ze was led to the bus.
It is explained that the lower half of the mountain is too steep to never walk, and tourists rely on buses to get up to the halfway point of the mountain, and then hike upwards.
It's okay to save yourself from exhaustion.
So Bai Ze vomited on the ground when he got off the car halfway up the mountain, and threw all the masks on the ground.
After resting for a while, I started to wander around, and found that I was very uncomfortable wearing sunglasses, so I took them off.
At first, I was worried about whether I would be recognized, but after a while, I found out that I was really self-inflicted.
Most of the people who come to Nanyue in the off-season are people over 30 years old, and the ghost knows who he is.
After wandering around the mountainside for half an hour, I found that there was nothing to eat, and the most sold in the antique shop was instant noodles and ham sausages, ten yuan a bucket.
There is a restaurant, but it is not a meal.
Then keep going.
The one-meter-wide and narrow stone steps with a difference of thirty centimeters between the two steps were not completed after walking for more than ten minutes, Bai Ze suddenly wanted to go down the mountain, look back at the back, forget it.
The little boy gloated: "Call you to pretend to beep!"
"It's so big that you make the world!"
Bai Ze really wanted to do it all over again.
Didn't lose his mind and went out to travel, stayed in the class to enjoy the incredible reverence of his classmates, looked at Bai Luo's face when he was taken away from the throne on the first floor, bragged to his parents, and set him a few small goals, wouldn't it be happy?
Walking all the way, burning incense and worshiping Buddha, the wind blew at the top of the mountain, and remembered that I didn't take pictures, so I took a few selfies at each scenic spot again in the process of going down the mountain, and almost broke my leg when I returned to the halfway up the mountain.
Then I took the bus down the mountain, looked for a hotel, and finally arrived at the room and threw myself on the bed as soon as my legs went weak.
I have a sentence about MMP that I don't know if to say or not.
Bai Ze took out his mobile phone and sent a message, accompanied by a photo he took: "The starting point of my journey - it was really a fulfilling day. β
and then posted it again in the WeChat circle of friends.
However, it turns out that salted fish is not a chic tourist.
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"@η°εε°θ, come out quickly! Say! How did you get the first place!"
"@η°εε°θ, come out quickly!" At eight o'clock in the evening self-study, Bai Luo angrily sent a message in the WeChat group.
There are only four people in the group, my father and mother Bai Ze Bailuo, whose name is "First Leader...... Four-in-command".
Mom is the unshakable number one position, and the rest is inconclusive.
However, Bai Ze has always firmly believed that he is the fourth-in-command.
"What, what!" Dad replied immediately, he had already left work at this time, and it was the time when he was at home to have a little drink and play with his phone.
And my mother is square dancing outside at this time, and she won't look at her phone.
"Bai Ze took the first test! Squeezed me to the second!" Bai Luo made a small expression of gritting his teeth and waving his fist.
"That's a big compliment!"
The elders will almost only use these expressions that come with them......
Bai Luo: "......"
Bai Ze didn't reply, now he took a shower and was lying on the bed watching a movie.
The hotel's "wall-mounted" TV provides a variety of blockbuster movies to watch.
This made Bai Ze very comfortable.
Anyway, don't you want to buy some ointment and apply it, otherwise you will definitely have a sore body tomorrow.
Bai Ze thought for a moment.
Forget it, it's really troublesome to go down and buy it.