"This ......"

Cha Cha couldn't answer, and his hands twisted the silk around his waist uneasily.

Seeing that she still didn't tell the truth, she knew what was wrong with a guess. But now she has no time to take care of herself, Qi Wu can come back at any time to try her spells, and it will be miserable if she doesn't pass the test then.

The two were silent for a while, and Cha Cha was relieved to see that she was concentrating on the "closed water trick" and no longer pressing. Then he changed the topic and said, "I don't see the god of Qiwu today, where did he go?"

"The bamboo is gone, Qiwu has gone to pick stamens, and he won't come back for about two days. ”

Cha Cha sighed, thought about it, and asked: "What's so special about that bamboo cold, Qiwu Shangshen seems to like it very much?"

Shao Xi thought about it for a while, and didn't come up with an answer for a while: "I don't know very well, but Qiwu seems to be particularly fragrant, and he always makes it himself, and never pretends to others." Of course, no one wanted to help him.

"It seems to be very rare, why don't you tell me the recipe and let me try to make it." Cha Cha leaned over on the table, her hands supporting her chin, and her two bright black eyes were shining.

Shao Huan put down the pen, wrenched his fingers and said in detail: "Na, you need one or two orchid stamens in February, one or two peony stamens in April, one or two lotus stamens in June, one or two osmanthus stamens in August, one or two hibiscus stamens in October, one or two plum stamens in December, and then take the dew on the bamboo leaves at the beginning of spring, summer, autumn and winter, and put them in the urn in the spring of the next year and bury them under the bamboo forest, and then take them out in the following year." ”

Cha Cha listened carefully, and then he kept his fingers in his heart, and he listened carefully in the front, and the more he wrote back, he felt that his head was messed up like a lump of paste, and in the end he didn't remember it.

She scratched her head irritably and got angry: "Don't listen, don't listen, it's so troublesome, I don't want to do it." ”

Shao Yan laughed: "It's quite troublesome, so no one will help him get it." It's rare to insist on it every year, and it's really nice to think about it!"

It can be regarded as a strange story to think that the god of Qiwu, who has always cultivated the free road and has been unruly, is so obsessed and persistent on the incense road.

The black eyeballs were dripping and spinning, Cha Cha turned a few little Jiujiu in his heart, and saw that Shao Huan was about to put down the pen, and the slender jade hand stretched out and pressed it on the quicksand paper, looked sideways, and stared at her with a smile: "Isn't it better if the gods are not there, let's go to the world to play." ”

"Don't go. Ruthlessly pulled away Cha Cha's hands, dipped the ink less, and continued to write.

"I saw you writing this thing fifty years ago, and how can you still write fifty years later. Cha Cha muttered, seeing that she didn't pay attention to herself, she simply snatched the quicksand paper with a few words written on it, and the palm of her right hand lit up with a red flame, but it turned into ashes in the blink of an eye.

After working hard and silent for a long time, it was gone, Shao Xi immediately jumped up in anger, but the next moment he was pressed by Cha Cha, and said with a smile: "Just remember the mantra in your heart, and it's useless to write it out." Is this good, I'll teach you the trick of closing the water, and you accompany me to the world to play for two days. ”

Shao Huan was angry, so he ignored her.

Chacha was a soft grinding and hard brewing, and Shao Xian couldn't resist her in the end, turned his head to look at her, and asked suspiciously: "Does the Nine Heavens also need to close the water?"

Cha Cha was stunned for a moment, and then stunned, shook off Shao Huan's arm, and jumped three feet high: "That's my diligence and studiousness, plus talent and intelligence, okay! It's just a closed water trick, this princess will be a hundred years old, no more than three days! Unlike you, I've been studying for almost fifty years, can I grow a little." ”

was poked in the sore spot, and he pouted his lips less, turned his head and stopped talking.

But the girl in front of her does have a lot of background.

It is said that it has been 50,000 years since the Emperor ascended the throne, but there are only three sons and one daughter under his knees.

His Royal Highness Guan Yuan, His Second Highness Wensheng, and His Third Highness Xilu have all gone to the four seas and eight wildernesses to practice, less in the Nine Heavens. As for the little princess Chacha, because she was born smart and beautiful since she was a child, and her lively and funny personality is quite loved by the emperor and queen, and she is only such a little daughter, she prefers it even more.

I thought that the children who grew up under the wrapping of honey would at least benefit from Zhong Lingyuxiu of heaven and earth in the future, and become empathetic and talented. But Chacha is like a crooked neck tree that has grown up, although it is more slim and elegant, and its appearance is unparalleled, but it has become more and more lawless, and he is a little devil in the world.

Everyone in the Nine Heavens knows that His Royal Highness Cha Cha is a troublemaker, and there are not a few immortals who have been tricked by her, all of them are frightened of her, and only hearing her voice from a distance has disappeared without a trace. It's just such an identity here, and even if there is bitter water in my heart, I have to swallow it silently.

It is said that the Emperor of Heaven has also been tricked several times, such as taking a nap one day and waking up to find that his beard is gone;

For example, one day with the immortals, during the discussion, I felt that everyone's eyes were staring at him, and it was difficult to sit still after a discussion, and when I returned to the palace, I didn't know when a big hole appeared in the buttocks, which was coincidentally in the shape of a loving heart;

For another example, once the Emperor of Heaven played against Yuan Shi Tianzun, and an hour later, the Emperor suddenly accused Yuan Shi Tianzun of cheating, but Yuan Shi Tianzun said that the Emperor of Heaven lost and did not admit it, and the two almost didn't fight in that Lingxiao Palace. After calculating the chess pieces, I found that there were as many sunspots as whites, and after investigating it, I found that it was Chacha who was naughty, and quietly took a sunspot while the two were playing, inexplicably: There are more sunspots than whites, which is unfair;

......

There are so many such things as the stars in the sky, every time the emperor is so angry that he blows his beard and glares at his eyes, and every time he is full of anger and rushes to Yaohua Palace to ask for his guilt, but every time he sees Chacha's aggrieved appearance, and then he sheds a few tears decently, and he forgets his original intention for a while, and then, everything can be eliminated.

Chacha is now two thousand years old, and the troubles caused are unknown, and the chaos caused is one after another.