Chapter 493: Xu Tianbang

Xu Weiguo was silent for a long time before telling Lin Xiaoman: "This matter, if it is really a problem with the Third Machine Department, Yi Tao's temperament will definitely give me an explanation." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 I've handed over the info fragment to him, and he asked me to give him half a month, and it is said that several suspects have been locked up, and they are being verified. ”

"Uh, no wonder these days, you've been playing with me behind closed doors, it turns out that someone has already gone to run errands and worry about it? Hmph, I'm going to sleep, I don't care about you, today is a truce, tomorrow is exempt from war, and the day after tomorrow we will fight again. ”

"Yes, I'll let you rest. But you're not physically strong, and it's too easy to win against you. ”

"HOHO, when I become a female King Kong one day, I'll have a salted fish to reincarnate, and it's not time for you to scream. ”

"You have the ability, you come really, don't just rely on your mouth!"

“… Ha...... Call...... Ha ...... "standard Lin-style sleeping position, head tilted, eyes closed, mouth slightly open, began to blow and inhale. With a sentence in my heart, you are a dog, you wait for Lao Tzu, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, when you are old and can't do it, Lao Tzu wears erotic underwear and dances pole dance every day to show you!

The little thing pretended to be asleep, and the big tiger got up, and finally got free to accompany the old man to play chess.

Xu Tianlai took the blocking medicine for nearly 20 days, the toxins in the blood were slowly removed, and he began to return to normal metabolism, and his spirit was getting better day by day.

Xu Weiguo closed the door, and he couldn't see anyone every day, so Xu Tianlai asked the guards to find paper and pens and start drawing.

When Xu Weiguo went upstairs on this day, Xu Tianlai's picture was drawn in the prototype.

Xu Weiguo was a little surprised, he never knew that his father could draw! His father hated pen and paper the most, and he was looking for someone to read the report, and when he signed, he also found a calligraphy teacher, and he learned the kind of calligraphy that he could write three words, and he also said to the top that ordinary people can't learn, this is Xu Tianlai's unique mark, and others can't counterfeit it if they want to.

Xu Tianlai, in addition to having the nickname of the Blood Rain Wolf General, also has a more popular nickname called Xu Tianbang!

This word also has a origin, saying that it is based on the extension of Sun Wukong's wishful golden hoop stick, which is a metaphor for a person who is bold, lawless, uncontrolled, and even dares to poke a hole in the sky, what do you say he doesn't dare to do?

In slang terms, it is sometimes called "heavenly stick hammer", "stick hammer". synonyms: two-pole, heavenly stick mallet, second-rate son......

When he was a soldier, people mentioned him with these words.

"That's a heavenly stick, don't mess with him!", "Heavenly stick, you are so dragged." "Hehe, you're such a god!", "God's stick, you have your ......"

Xu Weiguo didn't know that Xu Tianlai had such a nickname, until this day, the two fathers and sons played chess together, Xu Tianlai lost, and directly picked up the chessboard to smash people.

"You are not filial, I don't know how to let your father? You win eleven games, and your father and I will be wiped out!

Xu Weiguo stretched out his hand to block, grabbed the chessboard, and said with a straight face: "Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, you are in a hurry when you lose chess, and you have to beat your son, you brought it like this when you led the soldiers before?

"Which of them dares? I am Xu Tianbang! I dare to poke at the sky! Which of them dares to say that he is more powerful than the sky? I can't kill him!" Xu Tianlai is full of momentum, which is extremely terrifying. Coming from the war years, fighting and killing generals who rushed out of the sea of corpses and blood, the majesty alone was enough to scare a wave of people.

"What's a stick?"

"It's the heavenly stick hammer, the stick hammer, the most powerful two poles, the heavenly stick mallet. It's the same as the weapon of the Fighting Holy Buddha, from heaven to earth, anyone dares to do it!"

"Dad, do you know that Xiaoman, we relied on me? You are a heavenly stick, your daughter-in-law is a mallet, and your son is a mallet, so you two are naturally under my control. ”

Xu Tianlai glared, "Which family's Lao Tzu is controlled by his son?"

Xu Weiguo snorted: "You still have to rely on me to find my mother!"

Xu Tianlai thought about it, yes, now he really has to rely on his son, who has been running around all year round and has been to many places, and he is already more familiar with the customs of these 90,000 square kilometers than him, an old man who has lived in the capital for 30 years.

Xu Tianlai didn't admit it, so he threw away the chess pieces and continued to draw his picture.

Xu Weiguo looked at it from the side and found that Xu Tianlai drew the same map as the marching map, with mountains, rivers, seas, lakes and swamps, snow-capped mountains and grasslands, three mountains and five mountains, all marked, and slowly added little by little.

"Dad, if you want to look at the map, just buy a copy, and it will cost two cents. Why do you have to draw your own?"

Xu Tianlai glanced at Xu Wei without looking good, "It's not your daughter-in-law, who asked me noisily for the treasure map that my old Xu family has passed down for generations! Where did our family get any treasure map, but this daughter-in-law has an eye for money, and she has only been in the capital for a month, so she took my small treasury away.

Lao Tzu is not tired for you kid! This drawing is more tiring than me running to the snowy mountains with a gun! You don't let Lao Tzu win a game, and kill Lao Tzu to the point that nothing is left, you unfilial piety!"

Xu Weiguo looked at it silently for a while, and then began to move his fingers, "Dad, the treasure map doesn't look like this." You're drawing a marching map. Have you ever read the villain's book? The treasure map mentioned in the villain's book, how can it indicate the names of mountains, rivers, places, rivers, and roads?

The focus of the treasure is on one hidden treasure, you have to draw a shape, let people guess what place it is, then what road, which mountain, which river......

If she could see it at a glance, what would it be called? When the time comes, she will have to dig up the treasure, and if she can't dig it, both of us father and son will be unlucky. I'll have no meat to eat, and she'll pry my mom to deal with you. ”

Xu Tianlai has been painting this picture for more than ten days, and his fingers are sore, and his fingers are numb for a while, but the prototype has been drawn, Xu Weiguo actually said that he painted it in vain, which makes Xu Tianlai not depressed?

He stacked the picks and gave way to Xu Weiguo, "You come! Anyway, you eat the meat, and you should have come to coax your daughter-in-law!"

Xu Weihui will paint with fine strokes, his culture is also high, his scheming is deep and dark, and he is very familiar with Lin Xiaoman's thinking mode, so this treasure map, drawn by him, is like that maze, which is extremely confusing.

Mountains have seven points, water fives, rivers six, ditches and ditches, roads, and cities are all drawn according to ancient maps......

If Lin Xiaoman finds out that something is wrong, he can explain it like this: The vicissitudes of the sea, the sea can be turned into a field, this treasure map handed down from ancient times, the ghost knows what it has become now?

This is a treasure map that can never find a treasure, specially designed to make the daughter-in-law happy.

Xu Weiguo also deliberately took the picture to make it old, cut it into a dozen small points, and planned to coax it in stages......