"Wow, wow, wow!" As soon as Shangguan Jing's voice fell, Ao Te immediately applauded, looking excited, 甚至差点就跳到了桌子上. Pen&Fun&Pavilion www.biquge.info[Burn^Text^Library][]. [774] [buy]. []

But then it was a cold scene, and he was the only one in the class who was applauding, and they all looked at him with a monster-like gaze.

Ren Tuying decisively turned his head away, looking like "I don't认识这货".

"Ahem. Shangguan Jing waved depressedly: "This 位同学请别激动, your enthusiasm is not 应该在这种时候澎湃, sit down first, don't make a fool of yourself in front of your classmates." ”

Ao Te's face was full of embarrassment, and he was very dissatisfied爽, so he said: "Teacher, are you not giving face, are you 些圣贤之人不是常说礼尚往来么? I applaud you out of the respect and politeness of the students to the teacher, you ...... Ahem, you're fine, it's okay if you don't appreciate it,#23621然还出言讽刺我这纯洁的心灵&. ”

He raised his eyebrows and glared问道: "Are you still a teacher who teaches people and educates people?"

"That's right!" Ren Tuying stood up suddenly, and his buddy naturally wanted to help him when he was in trouble, so he followed and coaxed: "Teacher, you must know that being a teacher is not virtuous and violates morality;

Ren Tuying's eyes were as sharp as an eagle's falcon, and he said aggressively: "780且, we are the future flowers of the empire, and you are destroying our 些花朵 and damaging our 些将来的帝国栋梁!如此一来你就是对帝国不敬, which is against the king! #19988, your parents don't want you to do this, do they?

"Hehehehehe. Teacher Shangguan, you have violated the six sages in one sentence, if you want to take care of it的话, you are in chaos, you have no national law, despise the emperor, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and the six relatives do not recognize it!"

He roared angrily: "You are on the head of the Son of Heaven like this!?"

As soon as the words fell, the aftermath 久久不散, the whole class was silent at the moment, and the quiet needle drop could be heard, and they all cast worshipful eyes to Ren Tuying, this product is simply too much!居然一句话就让老师挂上了这么多条罪名,780且每一条都是要杀头的#38388让人难以反驳!

Is there such a great person?

Ao Te slowed down for a moment 间也是醉得不轻, and looked at Ren Tuying with adoration on his face.

On the podium, Shangguan Jing was scared out of a cold sweat, ,=e,=e looked at Ren Tuying, for a while间竟手足无措, exhausted words, this is special, I have taught a book all my life, and I really haven't 遇到这样的学员, today is really 遇到鬼了.

I couldn't help but slander in my heart: "With your virtue, you are still the flower of the empire, saying that you are scum is exalting you!" Of course, he didn't dare to say this.

Suddenly, he smiled: "This 位同学言重了, presumably the right person is in a hurry, so I misunderstood the teacher's meaning思." He said in a righteous and awe-inspiring manner: "Since I am a teacher, I must be deeply responsible for love, how can I go against the teacher? Isn't it a joke? And my accusation against Ao Classmate before was also 乃是出于我对他的爱, and had no other meaning. ”

He smiled: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding...... We scholars should be informal. "This, it sounds like there is always 些不对劲, it seems that the people in the rivers and lakes are not informal, right, when will the reader be like this?

Ren Tuying and Ao Te glanced at each other slowly, and each couldn't help but roll their eyes, it seems that the rumors of this person's old age are really true, look at this thick-skinned, it is called a solid.

"Okay, all the students are quiet. As soon as Shangguan Jing found the bottom of the steps, he hurriedly changed the topic: "Today is the first day of class, I don't know much about everyone's �, now I'll #22987逐个自我介绍一番start from the first student in the first row&, I don't know what the classmates think?"

A little, the first student in the first row stood up, 声音响亮的道: "Hello classmates, good teacher!, my surname is Wang, my name is Wang Yao, I今年已入豆蔻, from ......"

"Well...... Shangguan Jing shook his head in an old-fashioned manner, paced up on the podium, touched his beard and said: "Wang Yao, this name 甚好! Presumably classmate Wang 乃是五行欠土, so the name is filled by three 'soils', and it also takes the meaning of three soils in "Immeasurable". It is necessary to know that the earth is the skin of the earth, the end of all things, bending to the sky, overthrowing the earth, and nurturing countless living beings, which is the point of balance between heaven and earth. ”

He praised 笑道: "You are both three soils, which means 便是开疆扩土, grand and magnificent! In the future, you will definitely be a hero and a pillar of the empire!"

Shangguan Jing's high-minded talk, that

It was the students who listened to him who dozed off and listened to him blow, why is it like the #20123算命的瞎子呢 on the street?

便是那位当事人王垚同学都有些难以为继, this old man is also a little verbose, isn't it just a �么?

At this time, Ao Techu suddenly stood up and said loudly: "Teacher, I remember your �叫做上官晶, cough cough, you see that the word 'crystal' is composed of three 'day' characters, could it be that you are born to owe ...... He took a breath and said with fear on his face: "780且, still owe three days...... Teacher, you really didn't see it. ”

"Poof!" As soon as he heard this, Ren Tuying couldn't help but squirt out, coughed repeatedly, and then laughed heartlessly, and didn't care that this was in class.

At this time, the whole class couldn't help laughing, but 倒是没有任图影笑得那么大方, they all covered their mouths and shrugged their shoulders secretly, saying in their hearts that these two hooligans are too insulting, they are simply 破坏文院的清静!

After laughing for a while, Ren Tuying said with tears in his eyes: "Teacher Shangguan, I don't know that the word 'day' also has a lot of origins, 780且也很有含义." ”

When Ao Te heard the words, he made an open-minded 模样, and said: "如此, and I also ask Brother Ying to guide me in the next maze, and say good words with gold and jade, and listen to my ears in the next wish." ”

"Slowly, my brother has won the prize. Ren Tuying raised his hand gently, and said in his heart that this product really knows how to cooperate, so he said in an orderly manner: "One day is called Dan, one day is called Chang, one day is called Jing, one day is called nine, and ten days a day is early." Close the door and call the day again, the day bends and calls the electricity, the day does not go in and calls the white, the day is soft and the day is called the ba, from the top to the bottom the day is called by, from the bottom to the top the day is called A, and the day is worn and called Shen!"

"Women's days and men are not called public holidays, men and women are not called weekends, say to be a day but not a holiday, can not be called a holiday, can not be called a holiday, change the day is called a trading day, now the day is called today, the open day is called tomorrow, the day behind is called the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, seven days a day is called Sunday, not 认识的人也日就叫生日. ”

After a pause, Ren Tuying politely 笑道: "Teacher Shangguan, you see, the words of this divine painting continent are really broad and profound!"

The corners of Shangguan Jing's mouth twitched a few times, her face was completely purple, and she stared at Ren Tuying with grief and anger, and she couldn't wait to eat him one bite at a time to relieve her anger#2151783含义啊!

Suddenly, he roared hysterically and heartbreakingly: "Ren Tuying, Ao Te slow! You two bastards get out of here!! I will report to the hospital tomorrow to expel you two! As a student, it is simply lawless to openly insult Sven!" roared, and suddenly a mouthful of white foam spurted out, and he fell into free fall, his head was still bouncing on the hard floor a few times, and then his feet twitched, and he seemed to be unconscious.

In the silence, someone suddenly shouted, "Oh my God, Teacher Shangguan has fainted!

Ren Tuying and Ao Te looked at each other slowly, and couldn't help pouting, Ren Tuying said at this time: "The endurance of this heart is too weak. ”

Ao Te slowed: "You are too lacking in morality, you are really lawless, you are such an old person, what if someone has a heart disease?" Then he laughed: "But I found that Yingying is really omniscient, you are simply a mouth-to-mouth honey sword, and you are a talent in tongue fighting! I will be mixed with you from now on." ”

"Then you still need to say?" Ren Tuying rolled his eyes and shrugged his shoulders: "Let's hurry up走吧, he himself told us to get out." ”

"Where are you going?"

"Where else can I go? Of course, I went out to drink over the courtyard wall. ”

So the two of them left the Dream Dance Academy by climbing over the courtyard wall, and then went to the bustling area to press the street twice, ate some )c; West, and drank some wine, which was very happy!

Of course, Ren Tuying was not idle, taking advantage of the large number of people on the street, he secretly opened the crazy absorption of Kaitiangong周围能收集到的药力,最后一圈下来收获也是不错.

After a while, seeing that the sky was darkening, Ren Tuying waved goodbye to Ao Te slowly.

After parting ways with Aote slowly, Ren Tuying found a shop and bought Leng Ruoxi a few sets of clothes for girls, and then after thinking about it, he felt that the bare clothes were not enough, so he bought some underwear for girls.

Of course, there is no embarrassment for buying women's underwear, which is )c; a certain statue who does not know the affairs of men and women.490 After buying it generously, he made a bag, carried it on his shoulders and walked leisurely to the slums of the capital, and by the way, he also bought a few meat buns.

…… (To be continued.) ）

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