Chapter 12: Limericks

After Chen Yang took off the map hanging next to him, a calligraphy work of dragons flying and phoenixes dancing jumped into Wang Yiyuan's eyes. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info only to see that all the big characters are vigorous and powerful, each with its own intentions, and the structure of the whole article is like flowing clouds and water, all in one go.

Wang Yiyuan's eyes were originally bright, but after she read the content carefully, she almost didn't throw the cup in her hand.

I saw that the whole text is:

People laugh at me for being crazy

I laugh at others who can't see through it

I have only been around for a few decades

Why go to work every day

Bitterness is still not welcomed

The salary is not much

Why don't you do what you want

Life must be full of joy

On the far left side of the text panel, there is also Chen Yang's name, and he even stamped it with a seal.

What about Tang Bohu's "Song of the Peach Blossom Nunnery"? How did it become a nondescript limerick poem? Not only did it steal two lines of Tang Bohu's poem, but it also stole a line from Li Bai's Yuefu poem "Will Enter the Wine." If the two great writers are reborn, seeing their poems being spoofed by Chen Yang like this, it is estimated that they will have to die of anger again.

Chen Yang seemed to be very proud: "Look, I not only have good calligraphy, but also good writing." In this era of the withering of literati, there are not many people as talented as me!"

Wang Yiyuan clenched the cup tightly, and it took a lot of effort to control herself from throwing most of the remaining half of the juice in the cup on Chen Yang's face. Then he glanced at Chen Yang with contempt, and said playfully: "Yo, it turns out that there has always been a hidden great writer by my side! ”

"Don't dare to be a hero, it's not a writer, it's just a little talent. Chen Yang didn't care about Wang Yiyuan's contemptuous eyes at all, and arched his hand "modestly", "At most, there will be a writers' association, a calligraphy association, a poetry association or something, if you want to be as famous as those great writers, it is still a little bit short for the time being." ”

"Is it? Your level is enough to enter the literary circle? Tell me, all those associations have invited you?" Wang Yiyuan continued to disdain.

"Alas, Maxima often exists, but Bole does not often have. It is a tragedy that a talented young man like me has not yet been appreciated. Of course, I don't care, I'm high-spirited, and I don't care about competing with ordinary people. ”

I've seen thick-skinned people, but people like Chen Yang who can be bulletproof, Wang Yiyuan really rarely meets them, sarcasm can be used as praise, can this still have a good chat? !

didn't want to lower her literary literacy, Wang Yiyuan rolled her eyes and turned to leave.

Chen Yang saw that he boasted but no one attached him, and he was also a little sneering. After standing in front of the text panel and shaking his head and reciting it, he hung the map back up and said to himself: "What a realistic poem, why no one knows how to appreciate it." ”

Several girls on the sofa in the living room were already laughing, and when Wang Yiyuan returned to the sofa and sat down, Hu Haocai said: "I've known each other for a few months, you don't know what kind of temperament that kid Chen Yang has? ”

"Well, it's all my fault, I shouldn't have expected anything from this guy in the first place. Wang Yiyuan spread her hands helplessly.

"Have expectations, what do you want to do, what do you want to do?" At this time, Chen Yang also happened to walk back to the place where everyone was sitting, and when he heard Wang Yiyuan's words, he immediately put his hands around his chest and made a defensive movement, "I tell you, don't think anything wrong about me, I'm a very pure teenager, but I don't want to be polluted so early." ”

Wang Yiyuan was so angry when she heard this, she grabbed a pillow on the sofa with both hands and threw it over, throwing a scolding sentence: "Call you a pure boy!"

Chen Yang hugged the two pillows he had just caught, and said with a smile: "I said don't throw it away, it's okay to hit me, if you accidentally hurt my Xiaojun, it won't be good." What's more, you still can't hit me. ”

Wang Yiyuan stood up angrily, and when she was about to "fight" with Chen Yang with her bare hands, the eldest sister of the cook came out of the living room: "You guys have a really good relationship. Okay, the food is ready, don't make a fuss yet, hurry up and wash your hands and eat. ”

Wang Yiyuan, who couldn't get off the stage, snorted: "Don't worry about the little kid, let's eat." ”

The cook should have been invited by Chen Yang to cook often, and she was not too polite to everyone, and she also sat at the dinner table with everyone after the food was served.

Originally, Ni Jun sat Hang Ping on the left and Ju Lili on the right, but after sitting down, Chen Yang had to change positions with Ju Lili: "Rabbit, if you want to be with your family Haozi Qingqing and me, there will definitely be no time to take care of other people, so we will change positions." You see that Xiaojun's right shoulder is injured, and it is inconvenient to hold chopsticks, so I can take care of him by sitting next to him. ”

Ju Lili didn't mind, and then stood up and changed seats with Chen Yang.

The dishes on the dinner table are all home-cooked dishes, and they are still very hearty: cold salad with shredded kelp, tiger skin and persimmon peppers, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, broccoli with oyster sauce, stir-fried lettuce, steamed sea bass, stir-fried pork with fungus, braised pork with carrots, mushroom and rape tofu soup, and even a pot of fruit salad. There are not as many rules as restaurants at home, so everyone has no objection to the chef's eldest sister putting the fruit salad on the table with other talents.

The others were fine, but Wang Yiyuan could see the intentions of this meal at a glance.

As mentioned before, Wang Yiyuan has been unlucky since she was a child, and she will always encounter various accidents that lead to various injuries. Which ones are suitable for eating more and which ones should be avoided, Wang Yiyuan is very familiar with this.

Zinc deficiency will reduce the function of fibroblasts, zinc is mainly found in fungus, kelp and other foods, both of which are on the table; the lack of fats will lead to wound healing defects, sea bass is a good product that can promote wound healing; increasing protein in the diet can promote wound healing, reduce the chance of infection, eggs, pork have been presented in the most perfect way; carrots, tomatoes are rich in vitamin A, broccoli, bell peppers, Lettuce is rich in vitamin C, which can promote wound healing, sugar is the main energy provider of the human body, and it is indispensable to provide sufficient energy for wound healing, and fruit salad is full of fruits with high sugar content.

The dishes on this table are all prepared in the lightest way possible, which is completely suitable for people who have been injured to eat.

"This Chen Yang, who usually seems to be out of tune, didn't expect to be so concerned about his friends, it seems that his heart is still quite good, I really blame him. Wang Yiyuan thought secretly.