074. Writing dating

074. Writing dating

One day shortly after the press conference, Shenlong was summoned. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Shenlong fulfilled Zhang Wutian's wish and resurrected all the people killed by the Piccolo Great Demon King.

Then, Zhang Wutian's prestige immediately broke through the sky, surpassed mortals, and reached the level of a saint.

All kinds of troubles after fame followed, Zhang Wutian has always been immersed in the busy city life, and his private space has been compressed to the limit, which may be the price of fame.

In this case, one day, Sun Wukong came to Bulma's house.

"What?date?!" came the host's exclamation from Bulma's room.

"Yes, dating. Sun Wukong was puzzled why Bulma was making such a fuss, he nodded, and then said in a consultative tone: "Bulma, tell me what to do on a date." ”

"This ...... Let me be quiet for a while, Zhang Wutian, that bastard Lolita, kept saying what kind of father-daughter relationship, and now I finally can't help but attack you?"

With that, Bulma began to look up and down at Sun Wukong in front of her.

"I didn't expect it, in a blink of an eye, that little monkey has become a big girl, when we traveled together, it was obviously just a little bit, and now this boobs are almost about to surpass me, can practicing martial arts still make boobs bigger?"

As she spoke, Bulma grabbed Maiku's chest with her hand and began to knead it.

"Stop rubbing, Bulma, it feels weird. Sun Wukong had nothing to do, although he could easily push Bulma away, but it seemed that doing so would hurt the weak Bulma, so Wukong could only stiffen up and let Bulma do whatever he wanted.

"Damn, big and stiff, is this the benefit of martial arts? I want to practice martial arts too!!"

"But boobs are really annoying, heavy and hindering fighting, Bulma, you told me before that men like boobs, is that true?"

Bulma withdrew her evil hand, looked at Sun Wukong with eyes that hated iron and steel, and said viciously: "Don't let me hear it a second time if you show your superiority like this, otherwise we won't even have to be friends!"

"It's weird, it's just extra fat. Sun Wukong cupped his chest and said in wonder.

"It's really hateful, do you really want to give this pair of boobs to Zhang Wutian, that over-age youth? Wukong is not yet 18 years old! This is a crime! Damn, I want to call the police!!"

However, looking at Wukong's ignorance with a hint of longing, Bulma couldn't help but sigh that Wukong was a girl after all, and maybe only a world champion + superhero like Zhang Wutian could be worthy of her, so no matter how disgusted Zhang Wutian was, Bulma could only talk casually about things like calling the police.

"There's really no way, just let Sister Bulma teach you the essence of dating hand in hand, thinking that all this is cheap Zhang Wutian's bastard in the end, it makes people feel unmotivated. ”

Then, Miss Bulma's dating tutorial was officially launched.

"If it's Wukong, that guy Zhang Wutian shouldn't be too happy, he will probably take you to the movies, do you know the movie?"

Maiku shook his head innocently.

"Well, it looks like there's still a lot of lessons to make. Bulma covered her forehead in resignation.

"Generally speaking, you will go to watch romance movies on a date, but considering your feelings about Wukong, Zhang Wutian, an older leftover man, as long as he doesn't have an idiot at home, should take you to watch an action movie. ”

Then, Bulma played one of the hottest action movies of the moment for Maikong.

"This person is so powerful, why didn't he go to the world's No. 1 martial arts competition?"

"Because it's a movie, it's fake, and the people in it are just actors. ”

"Eh, is it fake?" Maiku showed a disappointed expression, as if he really wanted to fight the super strong characters in the movie.

"After watching the movie, Zhang Wutian will probably take you shopping and eating, and when the time comes, tell Zhang Wutian what you like to eat, by the way, if you eat Western food, do you know the etiquette at the table?"

Wukong tilted his head and looked at Bulma purely.

"Do you say, 'I'm moving,' before eating?"

"Okay, I hope you know it's my fault, that guy Zhang Wutian shouldn't care about this kind of thing, for some reason, I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to that guy. ”

"After eating, that guy probably excuses to go around again, and then take you to a strange place, remember, Wukong, if he wants to take you to a hotel or a KTV or something, you must refuse him fiercely, don't hesitate, just punch him in the face!"

"Why?" asked Wukong, confused.

"Anyway, it's not allowed, it's not the place for good boys!" said Bulma categorically.

"Well, I listen to you, I'll go home with Zhang Wutian after eating. ”

"Back to ...... Go home?!" Bulma blew up, and at this moment she remembered that Wukong had already lived in Zhang Wutian's house, and the two had actually lived together for a long time, and they didn't need a hotel or anything at all, and they could do anything at home.

"Has Zhang Wutian done anything strange to you?" Bulma asked nervously.

"No, I don't. I have kissed and touched Zhang Wutian, and Wukong, who often sleeps in the same bed, showed a cheerful smile: "Zhang Wutian is very good to me." ”

Faced with this silly white and sweet smile, Bulma suddenly had a kind of sourness that her sister was about to be abducted by a bad man.

"On the day of the date, remember to wear a dress. Gather your mind, Bulma continued.

"But I don't have a dress. ”

"I knew it was going to be like this, don't worry, I can lend you the clothes I used to wear. ”

Putting on Bulma's past costume, Maikong stood in front of the mirror, looked at the reflection in the mirror that became less like herself, and said with a bitter face: "Bulma, this dress is too small, and my chest is so tight." ”

"Are you showing off? You're definitely showing off!!!It's all said that this is the old lady's clothes!!!......!

Soon it was the day of the date, and Wukong, dressed in a plain skirt, appeared in front of Zhang Wutian.

"Uh, what are you dressed for? It's not okay to wear this where we're going. Zhang Wutian was stunned for a moment, and then said to Sun Wukong.

"But isn't it true that Bulma said she had to wear this on a date?" asked Wukong, confused.

"You told Bulma about our date?" Zhang Wutian scratched his head: "Okay, normally Bulma is right, but our date is not the usual situation, in short, you change this outfit first and wear the usual martial arts uniform." ”

"Good. In fact, she is also a little resistant to wearing this kind of unaccustomed clothing, for Sun Wukong, her favorite is the martial arts uniform she has worn since she was a child.

Changing into neat martial arts uniforms, the two went out.

Sun Wukong followed behind Zhang Wutian, and the two flew farther and farther, crossed a sea, and came to a huge island with no people.

After landing on the beach on the edge of the island, Zhang Wutian said to Sun Wukong: "Welcome to the uninhabited island, let's have a good time here!"

"Aren't we going to the movies?" asked Wukong, confused.

"Movie?" Zhang Wutian was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then laughed: "Hahaha, take you to the movie? This is what Bulma came up with? Well, it's really creative, if I have the chance, I can take you to try it, but I think you probably won't like the movie." ”

Saying that, Zhang Wutian looked at the vast jungle at the end of the beach and said, "Wukong, you are actually not used to living in the city. ”

"There are many rules in the city, but as long as I can be with Zhang Wutian, I feel very happy wherever I live. Sun Wukong said honestly.

"I'm really sorry for you, Wukong, I want you to live with me in the city, let's throw away all the rules and troubles in the city today!

"Yes!" Sun Wukong nodded heavily.

"Okay! Today's goal, fight a Tyrannosaurus rex and come back for a barbecue! Let's go!" Zhang Wutian said loudly.

A shadow swept past Zhang Wutian's side and rushed to the depths of the forest first.

"I still taught you the method of hunting, Zhang Wutian, come to the competition, don't be killed by the bear!"

Sun Wukong's face showed a bright smile, when he lived in the city, although Wukong could cry and laugh, and would lose his temper with Zhang Wutian, such an energetic expression was not common.

"Hehe, do you think you can beat me by sneaking away?

"I won't lose to you, I'm an expert at hunting!"

Two plumes of smoke and dust crashed headlong into the primeval forest.

In any case, the island's wildlife seems to be in bad luck......

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