It's not just the old man Liu in this courtyard who is in a hurry,

It's not just the major crony departments that are making phone calls and singing double reeds to surprise the world, that is, the entire Huaxia Kingdom is crazy all of a sudden. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

There is a force in this world called the Internet,

There is a kind of communication called the media.

There is also a temptation called live broadcast,

The whole Huaxia National University doesn't sleep at night, it's one by one,

was asleep, and was woken up by the eldest son who was chirping in the bar next to him, and the little baby who didn't sleep was still watching the live broadcast.

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Ouyang Yi is a guy who was just woken up and was still angry, but now he is talking with his mouth shut:

"Oh, my appetite is gone, and I'm thinking about the amazing world of dancing,

It's so angry and hateful, I actually broke the live broadcast line number, I want to complain....."

But Ouyang Yi called the customer service number of the food program for a long time, but he couldn't get through.

Why pinch?

Because the phone prompt tone is always busy,

I only heard a delicate woman on the other end of the phone say softly and tactfully:

"Hello, there are 8888+ people in front of you in line,

If you choose to continue waiting, press 1, press 0 for manual service, and hang up for other options..."

Ouyang Yi pressed 0 in a hurry before he finished listening,

But the customer service phone sang the song of foodie, and finally after singing it three or four times,

Ouyang Yi couldn't help shouting anymore:

"My good boy, even the customer service ringtones have changed to foodie songs,

It's okay if you don't sing,

This singing, my stomach juice is making a revolution again, and my mouth is always snorting and saliva!~"

No matter how you swallow your saliva, it doesn't matter,

There was really no way, Ouyang Yi picked up a glass teacup and began to drink boiled water desperately,

But deep in my heart, I can't extinguish the fire that is overflowing,

A voice shouts in my heart all the time - I really want to have a bowl of that amazing face~.....

Crazy world, crazy people, this has become a legend,

And the people of the entire Huaxia Kingdom know a truth: it turns out that foodies can be infected....

In the end, Xiao Dada, the chairman of the food magazine, came out in the live broadcast room of the scene.

After shouting such a sentence, finally the whole Huaxia people quieted down all of a sudden:

"All the pathetic and demented compatriots who have been hit by the gastronomic program,

You were attacked in the stomach, and it must be considered a work injury~

The food program must be responsible to the end!~"

Xiao Da covered his injured stomach, avoided the live broadcast camera early, and ran to the side to drink boiled water.

But deep in the heart, there is a burning desire for foodies....

It's a day to remember,

Because the food program finally defined this day as the food day of the Chinese people, because there are too many people who call to ask for work-related injuries.....

Xiao Dada could only come up with another sentence:

"Dear compatriots who have been greatly injured, I have recorded your work-related injuries.

But the source of responsibility for all this is to blame on the initiator of the big earthen stove and big wooden cover.

I'll definitely bring that guy and give the big guy a word in the food show~"

All the callers, complainers, and nepotism who want to set up almost ask for a bowl to shock the world, are completely quiet,

But Xiao Dada, the chairman of the food show, was even more uneasy in his heart, because this must be the calm before the storm.

And the initiator of the entire butterfly effect, Lu Xiaoyao, is thrilling to the world:

The one holding the claim ticket was already eating noodles with a hundred trumpets: that look of spirit, as if he was about to beat gongs and drums like the champion in ancient times,

didn't have a number, but I could only sigh and wait impatiently,

Looking at those young men with excited heads, they can only look full of envy, jealousy and hatred,

And the happiest are the guys who line up in one, two, three, or four,

Because of the fast rhythm of the waves,

I didn't see Lu Xiaoyao as long as a small scoop of blue and white porcelain was shaken, it must be an accurate noodle and a penny of soup, never too much and never too much,

And the surface of that one is a unit of measurement.

No matter how much you want to pick fat and thin foodies, you can't find two different noodles.

Since then, Lu Xiaoyao has also been nicknamed by everyone and called a scoop scale,

As long as Lu Xiaoyao goes down, it must be a symbol of justice and fairness.......

However, there are too many people on the scene.

Although the big star Liu Feifei arranged it early, the piles of disposable dishes and chopsticks are as high as a mountain,

But it can't withstand the huge consumption of one, two, three or four of the surging hundred family banquets,

There are also the foodie compatriots who are waiting in line to get the claim ticket,

Finally, when the dishes and chopsticks are about to be declared exhausted,

Wang Shanshan said: "Boss, there are too many people invited to your hundred family banquets.

I've run out of my mountain-high chopsticks, do you still have any amazing faces?"

Lu Xiaoyao was also stunned and said: "Oh, your question is really timely, fortunately, the man's mother-in-law made a suggestion:

The 100 family banquet is the tasting link, and I actually came up with a genius idea of one, two, three or four.

First of all, I would like to thank the man's wife for her golden idea!~"

After speaking, Lu Xiaoyao hugged his fist at the man's wife and said: "If you want to say that my amazing stock should be enough for ten copies of the amazing world~!"

After this shout, the crowd immediately began to make noise,

Those who lined up behind, those who were queuing and those who had not yet received the shocking face with the number all showed panicked expressions.

Only those who are eating noodles and those who receive noodles have happy eyes, and they must be thinking: "Oh, I still don't panic if I have surplus food in my hand~"

"Boss, your cauldron lid is so amazing?

I'm really curious about your big iron pot, and I worship it...."It turned out to be a man's wife sucking a silky shocking face and sucking into the small mouth,

shouted with a look of enjoyment and fascination.

With this shout, Lu Xiaoyao's heart and liver suddenly became guilty, and an incomprehensible uneasiness filled his heart.

After being stunned for a while, Lu Xiaoyao opened his mouth and said: "Big guys, fellow foodies, you eat and drink well, the stock in my pot, the big guy will divide it first, after dividing it, boss, I'll go and cook another pot for the big guy~"

Suddenly, there were continuous applause, and the atmosphere of the scene was pushed to a climax.....

But after Lu Xiaoyao shook the last scoop of shocking faces,

actually picked up the big earthen stove, trotted all the way into the curtain of the stage, and never came out again.....