I went to the garbage station and picked up a white woven bag, wrote on it with bricks: palmistry, fortune telling, ghost hunting and demon hunting, and drew a gossip map. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The fortune tellers didn't look at me with bad intentions when they saw me coming, so I showed my muscles, and they were all honest. After the thunder quenched my body, the muscles in my body slowly appeared.

The master who had just calculated the puppy love type seemed to be the boss of this fortune-telling gang, and he pushed his sunglasses and warned me:

"The little brother came to our land to eat, I also understand this, it is not easy for anyone to walk the rivers and lakes...... Then let's come to the text, don't come to the martial arts, let's eat according to our ability."

I nodded and hugged my fists, in fact, I despised them very much, and actually cheated by calculating the puppy love type. Although I don't know how to tell fortunes, but I am also a disciple of the Eight Classics, and it is a real skill to subdue demons and cure diseases, but I can't do you old liars?

But I really can't do it!

This afternoon, the old crook took three orders of business and cheated 500 yuan.

The first single was a girl in a white dress, crying. When the old liar saw them coming, he sighed and said:

"If you want to find someone, no one is there, and the bee butterfly is confused!"

I can't see that the liar of this year is quite educated, as soon as he reads this poem, the girl quickly asks him for guidance, so the old liar cheats two hundred with a word.

Lying in a groove, a clear-eyed person can see that this girl was dumped by her boyfriend, okay, and crying so sadly, the possibility of splitting her legs is at least seventy percent, is this still necessary?

Not to mention the old liar's second business, he is a young love type again, but this time the parents were more picky and only sent him a hundred yuan.

His third business was a young man, and he originally looked for me first when he went under the overpass.

The young man is twenty-five years old and doesn't have a girlfriend yet, so he asked me when he would be married. I was stunned at the time, what kind of problem do we usually deal with, either it is a simple and rude killing of evil ghosts with a death sword, or it is to invite the black master to come up, who is not convinced by the black qi suddenly, how can he talk about marriage?

So I told him very modernly, fate is to be controlled by yourself, love must also be fought for by yourself, even if there is fate, you will not succeed if you don't stretch out your hand...... I think it's a bit of chicken soup, but it's reasonable.

As a result, the old liar next to him smiled, beckoned to the young man, and said:

"Young man, what this colleague said is right, this marriage can't all depend on heaven, it has to be artificial! Isn't there such a saying, three points are destined to be heavenly, and seven points are destined to be fortune-telling! I have the Cowherd and Weaver Girl's magpie bridge, the old moon's red rope, and the matchmaker's concentric lock, all of which can help you get what you want!

If you don't believe in these traditions, I still have a full set of "Thirty-six Strategies for Love", although this book is a little older, but it comes with two packets of magical little medicine powder...... Don't tell the old man that you don't know how to make her fall in love with you with little powder......"

The young man was very excited: give me the little medicine powder...... No, we'll get two sets of books!

So the old crook sold the book for 200 yuan.

I was dumbfounded, and the fortune tellers around me congratulated him and called him big brother.

Dare to love this master really has some ability, not only is early love good, but even men and women are quite proficient.

Seeing that others had made money, Hei Ye was a little anxious and said:

"You kid is still good, hurry up and open a store to make money! Don't drop the chain, if my Heiteng disciple can't even deceive people, it's even more embarrassing than if you lose!"

I smiled bitterly, this deception may really be harder than fighting.

It was more than five o'clock in the afternoon, fortunately the Taoist priests did not come here to search once, unfortunately the fortune tellers next to it were opened, and I was still hungry. Of course, there are factors in my face that I am too young and unreliable at first glance, but the main thing is that I am thin-skinned.

Seeing that it was getting darker and darker, I was anxious, and if I didn't open before dark, I wouldn't have eaten three meals.

At this moment, from a distance, two students wearing high school uniforms and carrying small school bags walked over, a man and a woman. The girl was quite delicate, with short hair and quiet, while the man was ...... Slightly chubby, slightly ugly, and a little obscene.

The two students were discussing something, their faces sad, and then they came straight to us.

The scammers next to him sorted out their clothes one by one, and they all put on the posture of being a master of the world, wanting to guide these two children.

However, the students were still simple after all, and the two high school students looked at the other end of the fortune-telling booth in turn, and someone in the middle asked them if they wanted to tell fortunes, and they also politely refused and did not stop.

I heard the fortune teller on the side muttering, these two children are not easy to deal with.

Two students came all the way to me, and the fortune teller stopped them and said:

"Classmate, my marriage and future are very accurate, if you don't want to tell fortunes, I also have those adult-supplies that are inconvenient to buy, everything I need!"

The schoolgirl's face turned red suddenly, and the boy protected her behind him and said:

"I ...... I'm not in that relationship with her!"

Then the two of them came to my stall. They read my words on the white woven bag back and forth several times, and then asked me very worriedly:

"Excuse me...... Do you drive away evil spirits and hunt ghosts?"

I was stunned, it wasn't a fortune teller, but I came to ask someone to catch ghosts. I'm sure I'm sure of catching ghosts, so I patted my chest and said:

"It's okay to exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, let's talk about who is in trouble!"

The boy was embarrassed to dig in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out two five-dollar ones and one ten-dollar one, and said to me:

"It's only twenty, do you still say?"

Students, I don't have much money, and I spend a little money online...... And for twelve yuan, you can add a plate of peanuts to eat hand-pulled noodles, so I gritted my teeth:

"Twenty yuan, I'll help you carry this, let's talk!"

The two students were pleasantly surprised, high-fived each other, then hugged each other, jumped in place, and ...... Kissed!

A quiet girl, and a boy with a slight hint of lewdness, in front of me and a group of old liars, are so unscrupulous...... Kissed together. Both children are puppy types.

They kissed for ten minutes before they separated, and the girl's face turned red and she hid behind the boy. The boy was very embarrassed and said:

"That...... Master, this is my girlfriend, her name is Yang Xiaoying, and my name is Su Changle. Yingying's friend...... It seems that something has happened. ”

When they said this, the two students were frightened, and cold sweat broke out, as if this incident had left a shadow in their hearts.

Bang, I snapped my fingers, and two thunderbolts burst into their eyebrows, and they suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, and they were suspicious of the letter now they completely believed me, so they told me about the girl who had the accident......