Chapter 335: You Eat Even Leaves?
Seeing that the second cannon had reached the edge of being released, he suddenly heard someone talking, and it seemed that the voice was getting closer and closer, in desperation, Ao Teslow had to forcibly hold back the second cannon, and wiped it with paper from his arms, and then he didn't even have time to lift his pants, and hurriedly hid behind the low wall on the side. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"What the hell, who is this? Why don't you sleep at night, run out and hang around?" Ao Te was full of grievances, and couldn't help but cry out in pain: "Oh, my second uncle, just bear with it, just endure it a little longer." ”
The voice he heard was getting closer and closer, so that Ao Te could hear the content of the other party's conversation and the sound of footsteps.
"Hey, prawns, speaking of which, in two more days, we can rest for half a month, where are you going to play then?
"Cut, that yellow-faced woman, writes letters at home all day long, and when she writes a letter, she asks for money, you say that it's easy for me to run around and do some hard labor in the Zhang family, and that girl doesn't know how to understand me, except for money, it's money! There is no other ability than to take care of children! It seems that this woman was born to give birth to children, and once she gives birth to a child, it is useless. ”
"Alas, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read. Prawn you are better than me, my mother-in-law and my father and mother all day long, last time in order to buy a house she actually kicked my mother out of the house, but I am caught in the middle of what can I say? On the one hand, I gave birth to my father and raised me, and on the other hand, my mother-in-law, who do I help? I don't want to go home now, there is no taste of home at all, or the peony building is better. ”
"Haha, it seems that we are also difficult brothers. Don't think about it, let's work hard, and give up the yellow-faced woman in the family when we get ahead in the Zhang family in the future, hehe, what kind of woman we can't find at that time? What kind of big mansion can't afford it?"
"Yes, yes, you see, now the Zhang family is getting better and better in terms of business and force, so it seems that the day when we will get ahead is not far off. ”
"Hehe, speaking of which, the people now are stupid, this kind of thing that I want to vomit when I look at it, but they are willing to spend money to buy food, and some people also think that eating these things is very statusy and high-end, haha, it's really funny!"
Of course, this is the so-called sentence: those who are officials and those who make money are laughing, and the common people are stupidly living in happiness that they feel good about. And don't say it, people nowadays, poor are poor, but they are so generous, inviting a meal is a table full of dishes, and if they can't finish eating, they are extravagant and wasteful, and they don't know how to save at all, and the ridiculous thing is who they look down on if they save it. ”
"It's all vanity, you and I have it. Alas, let's not talk about it, let's say that we are tired from patrolling for most of the day, so let's drink some water. ”
"Well, this tank of water is probably the cleanest thing in this mountain base. ”
Behind the low wall, Ao Te, who heard this, almost squirted out, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand, thinking that if he knew that you were going to drink water, Ao Ye would pull a lump in it, so that you could taste the taste of Ao Ye's grain reincarnation.
"Most of these two guys are miscellaneous disciples of the Zhang family, they don't seem to be very good in cultivation, and their character is not very good, but they are full of big ideals and ambitions, how can they get ahead, just like this bear, people call Huazi earn more than you every month. ”
"Nowadays, people have a very powerful mouth, they will talk about ideals and ambitions, and they will decorate useless forces all day long, but in fact they are idle garbage. ”
Ao Te was scolding in his heart, but at this moment, the feeling in his stomach came again, and this time it seemed to be more violent, and he simply squatted down in place in a hurry. It was only now that he realized that most of the things he had eaten before had not been processed, and he remembered that there were maggots crawling on the poultry carcasses he had seen before, and for a while he wanted to release not only the bottom, but also the top.
"Alas, when I go out this time, I will definitely stop eating meat, and Ao Ye will change to a vegetarian diet. He sighed bitterly.
On the other side, the Zhang family's miscellaneous disciple named Big Prawn and his little friend drank a few large scoops of water, full of enjoyment, and refused to stop until they couldn't drink it anymore.
The prawn said happily: "Eh, don't say it, this person is thirsty, and he can even drink water." ”
The prawn's little friend licked his lips: "Yes, what you said is too meaningful, just now I felt that I was not drinking water, but a pot of chilled chicken soup, haha, come on, drink a little more!"
"Hey, what do you think is that yellow layer at the bottom of this tank?"
The prawn looked at it and smiled, "It's probably the leaves that those guys accidentally brought in, because the water came from a spring in the mountain, so it doesn't get in the way." It's no wonder that he thought it was a leaf at first glance, but the thing at the bottom of the tank was shaped like a leaf, and the underground base was dimly lit, only a faint light came from the light on the other side, so it caused a visual illusion.
"Why don't you get in the way? The leaves are dirty. ”
"What's dirty about the leaves? I said your cleanliness habit is a little too serious, right? I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, I was sick when I was a child and I ate leaves, I don't believe me I'll pick it up and eat it for you." As he spoke, he reached out and grabbed the prawn.
His little friend quipped: "It's really wonderful, even the leaves are eaten, then you can eat it for me today, if you don't eat it, it's your grandson." ”
Secretly, Ao Te nodded slowly: "Yes, it's a grandson if you don't eat it!"
The prawn was immediately unconvinced: "Damn, I'll eat it for you!" Yan Yan's hand stretched into the water with a surge of spiritual power, shaking the unidentified object at the bottom of the tank into the air, and then opened his mouth, and came to a chic way to eat, so that the unidentified object fell directly into his mouth.
After a moment, the two looked at each other without saying a word.
The prawn's face gradually changed from calm to frightened, and suddenly there was a wail: "My mother, this is a piece of!"
"Vomit!" On the side, his little friend was the first to vomit, spit all the water he had just drunk into the tank again, and secretly swore in his heart: From now on, he must not be friends with prawns.
Although the prawn has spit out all the feces in his mouth, there is still a yellow circle on the side of his mouth, and he wants to wipe it with his sleeve but he doesn't dare, but he jumps straight on the spot in a hurry.
At this time, Aote, who had finished his errands, jumped out slowly, and the thousand illusions in his hand turned into a big knife, dragging him on the ground like a god of death and walking towards the two prawns, with a grim smile on his face: "Two grandsons, how do you feel?
Prawn turned his head to look, and immediately became angry when he heard this: "Bastard, I want to break your body into ten thousand pieces!"
"I'm afraid this cultivation is not enough. Ao Te's face was full of ridicule, he naturally didn't fight uncertain battles, he felt that the aura of the two of them was at most about the first level of the Daoless Realm, and there was no pressure to deal with it alone.
As the prawn rushed out, another person hurriedly took out a yellow paper talisman from his arms, and with the injection of his spiritual power, the paper talisman actually flew out.
The shouting on this side and Ren Tuying on the other side naturally listened to it in his ears, and he felt a little fucked up in his heart, why is this guy always so cheating, and people can find out when he goes out for a walk.
When he saw the flying paper talisman, Ren Ying realized that something was wrong, and thought that this was probably a signal, so he stopped his movements and quickly ran towards Aote's side.
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