495.Chapter 495: In the end, I was helpless
"Pianpin, you...... That's why it'......," Zhou Ming said. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
However, after Zhang Pianpian stabbed this sword, he may also feel that something was wrong, and he fainted very happily.
At this time, Zhou Ming's parents and the invited guests all scolded again and again, and the Taoist friends who came with Fu Yuxin also all blamed me.
Anduo frowned thoughtfully, as if she understood why I was doing this. But Anduo is a goddess, how can she be scolded with me, so she smiled mischievously, and then took a step back and left the saliva circle.
Jiang Lan looked like she wanted to support me to the end, and she took out the momentum of a man's wife back then, and scolded those who scolded me. I don't know where Jiang Lan got so many obscene words, and one person scolded so many people without falling behind.
Everyone here is shouting, take the newcomer to the hospital, and take me to the police station or something. However, people in the metaphysical world strongly demanded that I should not be sent to the police station, and that I should be taken care of by them.
Only those who have really entered the Xuanmen know how powerful a person who can shake around with the golden sign of Daomen No. 1 is there, and ordinary police stations can't shut me down at all.
I can only sneer at this, but I still remind those who want to take the new person to the hospital:
"They can't leave this courtyard, otherwise the marriage will not be successful, and the lives of these two will be in danger. Believe it or not, I'm here anyway. ā
In the metaphysical world, fate is something that is very important to people's vision, and if fate arrives, even if it is a loss of Taoism and no money to help people see things, it is okay.
I just said this lightly, and I didn't force it, if Zhou Ming's family took them out of the yard, then their life or death had nothing to do with me, as for my own way to get out.
But if they believe me, then I can help them this time.
Zhou Ming's family discussed it with the people in the metaphysical circles present, including the persuasion of Fu Yuxin and Jiang Lan, and they finally decided to believe me for this time.
Of course, they also invited the barefoot doctor in the village to come, so as not to let Zhou Ming really hang up.
I was escorted by those of them to Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian's side, and ordered the people next to me to open Zhou Ming's clothes.
After taking off the wedding dress, Zhou Ming was naked, and Zhang Pianpian's dagger was stabbing him in the chest.
And after the good man pulled the dagger off, he found that the blade of the dagger was the kind of circus that could be retracted, so in fact, what stabbed into Zhou Ming's body was only a tip as long as a fingernail, which only pierced a little skin on him, and it was still far from the heart.
As for why Zhou Ming was so fragile and fell down with a casual poke, it was because there was a purple light talisman drawn on the dagger, a sleeping talisman.
"Why?"
The onlookers expressed puzzlement.
The purpose of doing this play is, of course, for Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom, not only to show them, but also to God.
Because the story of Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom ends like this:
Legend has it that Zhou Gong pretended to marry Miss Peach Blossom, but because he could only calculate it, he was humiliated by Miss Peach Blossom who broke all his calculations.
Of course, Zhou Gong, who has always regarded himself very highly, refused to give up, he folded for ten years, and finally calculated that Miss Peach Blossom's origin came from a peach blossom tree in their yard, so Zhou Gong came to Miss Taohua's house to destroy the tree.
Of course, Miss Peach Blossom couldn't let Zhou Gong destroy her foundation, so she fought until the mountains shook and the river flowed backwards. In the end, it was Miss Peach Blossom who was superior in skills and hit Zhou Gong with a sword, laying the foundation for the victory.
And Miss Peach Blossom's sword did not split after all, because at the critical moment, the Northern Zhenwu Emperor came down to explain their grievances. The Emperor Zhenwu of the North brought them to the heavenly realm, and made him the second marshal of Zhou and Tao, which is the ending of the story of Zhou Gong and Miss Peach.
The reason why I asked Zhang Pianpian to stab Zhou Ming with a sword was to lead the Northern Zhenwu Emperor to the lower realm to explain their grievances and take back the Yuan Shen of Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom on their bodies.
According to Hei Ye, the power of the Northern Zhenwu Emperor is not under the Jizo King Bodhisattva of the underworld. When I set up the Yin Hall before, I used the instinct of the Jizo King Bodhisattva to maintain the power of the underworld. And the power of the Northern Zhenwu Emperor lies largely in commanding the people of the headquarters, so there is a high possibility that Zhenwu will be in the lower realm.
As long as Zhou Gong and Miss Peach Blossom have a wisp of Yuan Shen taken away, then Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian may not have their natural abilities, but they can live freely from now on.
The pillar of divine incense that invited Yue Lao before had already burned out, and Yue Lao was no longer there, so Zhenwu should be able to come if he wanted to come.
But I looked into the sky for a long time, and there was no cloud, and there was no sign that the gods were about to descend to earth.
I was a little weak-hearted, and hurriedly asked Hei Ye:
"Hei Ye, you are familiar with Emperor Zhenwu, you said he wouldn't come today, right?"
Hei Ye sighed helplessly and said:
"Emperor Zhenwu acts, and he follows the Dao Law and Nature everywhere, so I'm not sure what he will do. I had only gambled on the instinct of the True Martial Emperor's mana, but if he really paid attention to us on the ground, then everything would be uncertain. ā
According to Hei Ye, we have been paid attention to by Zhenwu.
I was not reconciled, so I rearranged the altar that invited the old moon, and brought three animal sacrifices, burned incense and recited a mantra and said:
"Please the Northern True Martial Emperor to the lower realm!"
However, the incense I ordered just now was simply broken into three, which was the first time I encountered it since I came out, and I couldn't invite the other party.
Hei Ye said coldly:
"Hmph, one is Duke Zhou, and the other is Miss Peach Blossom, it seems that these two people are blocking us from seeing the emperor, and they have this permission as the people who serve around the emperor.
This pair of hard-working mandarin ducks, it seems that it will be difficult to do it in the future......"
There is no way to invite Zhenwu, I can only sigh and wake up Zhou Ming and Zhang Pianpian.
Zhou Ming touched his wound, probably understood what was going on, and said with a wry smile:
"Chang Liudao is friendly and calculating, I don't know if today's thing has happened?"
I shook my head and sighed:
"Although I have already registered with Daoyou and sister-in-law at the God of Marriage, there will be no obstacle for you to register with the Civil Affairs Bureau in a while, but the Yuan Shen Tuosheng in your body is still there.
In the future, when you live together, I'm afraid it won't be too much of a stop......"
I was in a very low mood, because this was the first helpless thing I had encountered since I left the horse, and it was the same as the previous ascension of the little Taoist priest.
Why do simple questions become complicated when they are related to gods and Buddhas?
Fortunately, Zhou Ming was already very satisfied with this result, and hugged Zhang Pianpian and said:
"It's okay to have some tribulations, as long as I love Pianpian and Pianpian loves me, what does it matter?"
However, my guilt continued unabated.