Chapter 179: Principal Hao's Satisfactory Answer
After three days of hell, the students of Gudu Normal University finally handed over the written test answers to Hao Yun. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Nearly 400 students were informed that they had come to the written test, but only about 100 of them turned in their answers.
Looking at the test papers that were missing more than 300 sheets, Hao Yun also felt a sigh. It seems that those who did not submit the papers really gave up the selection, and it is no wonder that Hao Yun's written test questions are a bit lacking in morality.
Fortunately, there are still more than 100 people to hand in the papers, which makes Hao Yun's heart a little more balanced - if there is really no one to hand in the papers, he will really be ridiculed by Li Min.
Don't say it, the students who dare to call the test paper to Hao Yun really have some real materials, except for some of the answer sheets that are not new, just just make up the numbers and ask for a peace of mind, Hao Yun really came across a few bright ones.
For example, the topic of ideological and political education, the poor children have really watched "Gourd Baby" several times in the past three days!
"I thought that the gourd baby in my childhood was just a cartoon about fighting monsters, but when I looked at it again, I found a different spiritual core..."
Although the story of the gourd baby is based on fighting monsters to save grandpa, the language and fighting moves in it all ironize this society. ”
"When the snake spirit wanted to destroy the gourd brothers and turn them into a mountain, she said something like this: 'Although the gourd brothers have become a mountain, they are tightly connected as a rock, and now they must cut off their connection, and then use the methods of digging the foot of the wall, digging loopholes, and finding gaps, and shake the foundation to break through each one. "At present, we are fighting a tough battle against corruption, and in the face of the evil forces that are as stable as Mount Tai, we must find the right way to break through them little by little, so as to provide a directional method for our reform......"
Burst... After Hao Yun saw this, he squirted out a mouthful of water: "Talent! It's really a talent! After having such a guy, we won't have to worry about dealing with the above manuscripts anymore, and watching a cartoon can write about current affairs and politics for me." This person can stay!"
Li Min was also very happy when he looked at this answer sheet, and he was embarrassed by these children, who made Hao Yun's topic so tricky.
Hao Yun changed another one to continue browsing...
"When the gourd baby fought with the snake spirit, she was defeated by the snake spirit when she fought alone, so this story tells us that no matter how strong everyone is, they are due to their own defects, and only in the collective environment can they play the greatest value..."
Hao Yun smashed, smashed, and commented: "This person can also stay, a comrade with a collective consciousness is a good comrade, at least in terms of interpersonal relationships, this person will not be too bad." ”
Putting down the ideological and political test papers, Hao Yunyou looked at the history test papers, and the history test papers were more interesting.
"Hello everyone, I'm MC Ah Ye, and the next song is five thousand years old for you:
Xia is greater than water conservancy, and the king of Shang is very violent.
King Zhou You is too disobedient, and the beacon fire plays the princes,
Qin Shi Huang I have the power to destroy the six countries and proclaim himself emperor,
Rebelling against the heavens and changing his life in the Book of Genesis, he stood up against the heavens and the earth alone,
Han Gaozu just Chu overlord, Western Han Dynasty I call the emperor,
Ping Xiongnu expanded the western frontier, and Emperor Wu panicked the Hu people,
At the end of the Han Dynasty, the three families divided the world, and they fought for hegemony in a chaotic battle......"
This Nima... Hao Yun was also drunk after reading it, and Hao Yun, a contestant who shouted at the microphone without saying a word, was also the first time he saw it, but this guy's writing skills are really powerful, although there are similar songs on the Internet, but this student handles it better.
"Look at this..."Hao Yun threw the lyrics to Li Min and said: "Do you see it? What I want is this kind of creative talent, and the people who can answer my questions have their own uniqueness in thinking, and they will also form their own unique teaching style in the future teaching." Take this one as an example, I can guarantee that he will definitely sing more than he says in the future, which is actually quite interesting, if he can be in his own right, I really don't mind calling him an Internet celebrity teacher, this kid is restless at first glance!"
"Can you tell so much from the test papers?" asked Li Min in surprise.
"What do you think? What do you mean by a glimpse of the whole leopard? The purpose of the written test is to see the big from the small, if I am not afraid of delaying time, I don't want to take the written test, just interview directly!" Hao Yun said disapprovingly.
He continued to review the test papers, and there was an answer sheet in the history section that was quite interesting, which seemed to be a joke on the Internet, and it was quite appropriate to get it.
Pangu said: I will open;
Nuwa said: I will make up for it;
The co-worker said: I bumped;
Shennong said: I taste;
Jingwei said: I fill in;
Praise the father said, "I chase;
Hou Yi said: I shoot;
Chang'e said: I didn't shoot!
The emperor said: What do we do?
Yao said: I let;
Shun said: I let it too;
Yu said: What should we do?
Kai said: Hit them with a ball!
Ji said: Fun;
Tang said: The rebellion is justified;
Xia is dead...
......
Li Min also saw this answer sheet: "This... I seem to have seen the original, right?"
Hao Yun smiled casually: "So what?"
"It should be eliminated!" Li Min suggested.
Hao Yun asked rhetorically: "Why? The answer is very appropriate! Is there a simpler history than this?"
"But it's not original!" Li Min argued.
Searching for information is also a basic skill necessary for a qualified teacher, and being able to accurately find what he wants from the vast database on the Internet is also a skill! This is also the reason why I do not prohibit searching on the Internet, and this is also part of the consideration. Hao Yun strategized.
"You're the boss, you're up to the cracks!" Li Min rolled his eyes and said.
Hao Yun continued to scrub through the test papers and found a lot of materials that could be made, as long as these guys that made Hao Yun's eyes shine did not have hard birth defects such as stuttering and stammering, Hao Yun planned to stay.
In fact, it can be seen from Hao Yun's written test questions that the people Hao Yun wants to recruit do not need to have too solid basic knowledge, he cares more about thinking and ability. In other words, these people that Hao Yun has a fancy to are all capable of doing things, tossing blindly, and restless, and they can go to heaven if they are not careful.
"You have a lot of boys, right?" Li Min also found out that something was wrong, Hao Yun finally left more than 20 rolls of paper, in addition to physics, chemistry, biology, geography and other science subjects, most of the subjects left in Chinese, politics, history and other subjects were also boys.
"Uh... It can only be said that the girls are too peaceful, and our school is now at such an embarrassing level, and the school has no vitality at all. I'm embarrassed as the principal!So I'm going to bring in a group of guys who like to do things, and the school is definitely very lively with them!" Hao Yun smiled evilly: "What's more, after having these guys, the atmosphere in the classroom can be much more lively." I don't want to turn the school into a funeral parlor, where classes are like saying goodbye to the body, how boring it is? What does it mean to be entertaining? Teachers must first have the spirit of entertainment! The elementary school is too young, and the junior high school must be lively for me!"
"You won..." Li Min was completely defeated, Hao Yun's idea was too advanced, he was not afraid that such a frivolous classroom atmosphere would cause students to be unable to concentrate on studying?
As if seeing Li Min's concern, Hao Yun said confidently: "Classroom education is not all - do you think our virtual helmet can only play games? That's a teaching aid!"